Guest Kinetic Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 whatever guys! psssh! When I gave a Trish Startus and Stephanie McMahon description, I never mentioned ANYTHING about showing an actual picture. Why would I want to do that anyways, *despite my obvious beauty.* I'm not going to post a pic for all of you to critique, because that's all you know how to do. Oh, fuck that. You don't know anything about me. All I know how to do is critique? Please. I also know how to roller skate.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 No, you want critique, go to Impressing Room. THOSE are critics. We're impartial evaluators compared to those people.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 GOD I HATE THIS FN HOLIDAY!!!! Um, VD isn't an actual holiday.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 I have a date with a woman that appears to be my female counterpart, like Kinetic in a wig. I'm simultaneously unnerved and aroused. The date went well enough, but I don't know if I'm really attracted to her. She's pretty, has great taste in music, but she's too much like me. I don't know if I can handle being in a relationship with the female me.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 Ever see the episode of Seinfeld with Janeane Garafolo? "I can't be in a relationship with someone like me. I hate myself!" I share no such problem with dating someone similar (or identical) to myself; that's actually what I look for. I don't see the problem in it. You have the same interests, so you'll never be forced to sit through a terrible movie just to appease her. Ditto music. You'll always have something to talk about. It's the perfect set-up.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 I can handle similarities--there has to be some common ground for any relationship to work--but we appear to be like-minded when it comes to practically everything. Take music, for instance. While having dated girls with decent musical taste in the past, never have I encountered a girl who likes almost everything I like. She has the same opinions I do on a variety of things, be it school, politics, or life in general. There must be some sort of a rift--however tiny--in a relationship for me to do my part in making it work. Maybe I'll discover that rift next time we go out. I hope. Until then, SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 "I am freaking out! I AM FREAKING OUT!!!" I always think it's hilarious when people look for people like them, but can't stand themselves in the end.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Anyone who says they would love to date someone like them has never dated someone like them. That said, if it doesn't work out on the romantic front, I wouldn't mind being friends with her. I/she am/is a cool person.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 You might be a cool person, but she's cooler due to having breasts. Sorry.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I've dated someone who was more or less like me. Same taste in music, movies, etc., and similar political and theological beliefs. She was/is more ambitious and self-motivated than I am, but then we're getting into character traits and that's not really the point. We were very similar and it was by far the most satisfying relationship I've had. I don't buy into all that bullshit about opposites attracting. That's why so many people get divorced or have unhappy relationships. We should all be involved with reasonable facsimilies of ourselves.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I'm hoping this post comes across as irritating as Popick's seem to. But I had a really spectacular Valentines Day last night. It was really just perfect. So perfect that someone should write a movie based on this evening and get Meg Ryan to star in it. I surprised my special lady with some roses, and a very special mix cd I created and designed especially for her; and took her out for dinner and some ice cream. Then we went back to her place and watched Igby Goes Down - an enjoyable movie, by the way, funny too. Afterwards I subjected her to my sweaty, unpleasant grindings, but I punctuated it with warm, gentle caresses to emphasize the fact that this wasn't just a normal fuck. This was a special union. "I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace. Oh, the sweet breath of romance!
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 You might be a cool person, but she's cooler due to having breasts. Sorry. Well, yeah. And Kinetic, I'm not talking about opposites attracting. Common ground is wonderful, but not this much.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 "I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace I hope you told her to wash off your seed first.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Spiff, maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to understand, but when you're in love, things like that just don't matter. Untill then, I pity you, and your need to ask that question.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Love or no love, I ain't getting my own seed on myself. In fact, I prefer to wrap myself in Saran Wrap just before the act, to insure I remain seed-free.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I hope your hooker doesn't charge by the hour then.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I have her put it on me. It's called "foreplay". Look into it.
NYU Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I'm hoping this post comes across as irritating as Popick's seem to. But I had a really spectacular Valentines Day last night. It was really just perfect. So perfect that someone should write a movie based on this evening and get Meg Ryan to star in it. I surprised my special lady with some roses, and a very special mix cd I created and designed especially for her; and took her out for dinner and some ice cream. Then we went back to her place and watched Igby Goes Down - an enjoyable movie, by the way, funny too. Afterwards I subjected her to my sweaty, unpleasant grindings, but I punctuated it with warm, gentle caresses to emphasize the fact that this wasn't just a normal fuck. This was a special union. "I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace. Oh, the sweet breath of romance! She then said "That'll be 300 bucks. You best pay up"
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 No she didn't. You weren't even there, so how would you know? Don't ever speak ill of my lady again, or I will teach you about honor as only a southern gentleman can.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla.
Guest bravesfan Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla. Now THAT's romantic. EDIT:
Guest Flyboy Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Hell, everything that happened yesterday was romantic.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 After I set aside my bitterness, the day wasn't so bad. It was today that sucked. Feh.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 Stop using emoticons, damn you.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 You're nothing but a post whore. .... +1
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