Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Well, um, I've seen you around here quite a bit, and we've talked a few times, but I just feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. So, um, will you be my valentine?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Aww, AoO! I had no idea! Sure, I'd love to! (girlish giggle) [And that little banner rules.]
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 That was a pretty good little surprise, I must admit. I saved it because it's that damn neat. And I knew you really didn't hate me, ya big softie. Telling you man, if I ever end up in your neck of the woods, we'll party. I'll at least try to hang with you and your rough-around-the-edges crew.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 heh. We got all kinds of awesome shit to do up here. Get stoned and drunk and hit each other. Get stoned and drunk and listen to metal. Get stoned and drunk and throw shit off the bridge. Get stoned and drunk and laugh at farts..etc. I just skip the drinking for the most part.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I'll do the drinking, you can get stoned. Would I have a shot with the WIMMINZ~!, or would they eat my face or something?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Women? ha. Here's how to best visualize my town. Go to your local video store, and rent Outside Providence and The Stoned Age. Combine the two movies, set it in northeastern indiana, take out all the good looking girls, most of the fun, and almost all of the misadventures, and you've got it.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 For some reason, I wanted to think you lived in Wisconsin. If it's a sausagefest I might not want to show up...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 No, Metal Ed lives in WI. Sausagefest describes it pretty well. It's mostly just a bunch of lonesome headbangers sitting around doing drugs, or sitting around bored when there's no money for drugs. If one gets desperate enough for females, there's always the bar "scene"...but the things that can be found there...::shudder::
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 ........fags
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Never mind. Hah, witty responses = not for me.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 It's weird how everyone resorts to homosexuality around Valentine's Day. This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. Banky offered me a carton of smokes if I'd cornhole him. I'm afraid to use the shower.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 No. TSM = Not slashy. Never was. Never will be. Banish the thought from your scrambled mind. So... anyone else want to be my valentine today? I'm THAT DAMN BORED.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. I hope not. I just read a report that said the #1 cause of death in American prisons now is AIDS... right when I was planning The Smart Marks' first annual LET'S SHARE NEEDLES DAY~! Way to rain on my parade... now I have to think of a new holiday... there's always LET'S HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH UNTESTED STRANGERS DAY~! D'oh...
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 It's weird how everyone resorts to homosexuality around Valentine's Day. This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. Banky offered me a carton of smokes if I'd cornhole him. I'm afraid to use the shower. I've heard great things out your tongue action....I'm willing to try new and exciting things out. So yes, my offer still stands.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Back off Banky..he's my bitch. While you're at it, give me your fruit cocktail.
Guest DrTom Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 So... anyone else want to be my valentine today? I'm THAT DAMN BORED. I'd break you, little man.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 Pfft. Try it, Tommy boy. I can take it.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 I'll be your Valentine Kotz, although technically it isn't valentine's day here anymore but doesn't true love live forever? (plays murder on the dancefloor in a desperate attempt to win Kotz's approval)
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 You've won my heart, Adam. AoO needs to play "Your Disco Needs You" to get me back.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 Hey I can bust out Can't get you out of my head if I need to,! I hold all the cards here and the key to Kotz's heart, sorry AoA thems the breaks!
Guest Heel In Peril Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 I'll do the drinking, you can get stoned.... Hey, Agent. I'll smoke Kotz' pot serving.
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 This reeks of gayness.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 ::Shanks Adam Bomb and buys UYI for a candy bar::
Guest cartman Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 This reeks of gayness. Looking at your Sig and Avatar I wouldnt talk...
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted February 17, 2003 Report Posted February 17, 2003 At least people know who i am, cocksucker. The day you do anything remotely as significant as Michael Jackson is the day you can talk to me about changing my taste in idols. Until then, get fucked. UYI - WILL NOT BE BOUGHT!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 17, 2003 Report Posted February 17, 2003 We could tell you the same thing about acheivements, but whatever. Anyways, I love all Jackson's music, so I don't care about the personal life arguments.
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted February 17, 2003 Report Posted February 17, 2003 How? The guy said i shouldn't accuse anything of being gay because i have Michael Jackson in my sig, therefore he is saying Michael Jackson is gay. I said that he should get fucked, accomplish something worthwhile THEN tell me that i need better taste. So, eh... I was only kidding around with the gay joke anyway, at least AOB got it... UYI - Needs new material
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 17, 2003 Report Posted February 17, 2003 The day you do anything remotely as significant as Michael Jackson is the day you can talk to me about changing my taste in idols. This was your statement. He was saying Jackson was gay, he never said that you should change your taste. I simply said that, by your own logic, you shouldn't order other people to do or not do things either until you attain global success.
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