Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Well, um, I've seen you around here quite a bit, and we've talked a few times, but I just feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. So, um, will you be my valentine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Aww, AoO! I had no idea! Sure, I'd love to! (girlish giggle) [And that little banner rules.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Papacita=teh shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 14, 2003 That was a pretty good little surprise, I must admit. I saved it because it's that damn neat. And I knew you really didn't hate me, ya big softie. Telling you man, if I ever end up in your neck of the woods, we'll party. I'll at least try to hang with you and your rough-around-the-edges crew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 heh. We got all kinds of awesome shit to do up here. Get stoned and drunk and hit each other. Get stoned and drunk and listen to metal. Get stoned and drunk and throw shit off the bridge. Get stoned and drunk and laugh at farts..etc. I just skip the drinking for the most part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 14, 2003 I'll do the drinking, you can get stoned. Would I have a shot with the WIMMINZ~!, or would they eat my face or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Women? ha. Here's how to best visualize my town. Go to your local video store, and rent Outside Providence and The Stoned Age. Combine the two movies, set it in northeastern indiana, take out all the good looking girls, most of the fun, and almost all of the misadventures, and you've got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 14, 2003 For some reason, I wanted to think you lived in Wisconsin. If it's a sausagefest I might not want to show up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 No, Metal Ed lives in WI. Sausagefest describes it pretty well. It's mostly just a bunch of lonesome headbangers sitting around doing drugs, or sitting around bored when there's no money for drugs. If one gets desperate enough for females, there's always the bar "scene"...but the things that can be found there...::shudder:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Report post Posted February 14, 2003 ........fags Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Never mind. Hah, witty responses = not for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 14, 2003 It's weird how everyone resorts to homosexuality around Valentine's Day. This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. Banky offered me a carton of smokes if I'd cornhole him. I'm afraid to use the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 TSM....Slashy?? :lol::lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 14, 2003 No. TSM = Not slashy. Never was. Never will be. Banish the thought from your scrambled mind. So... anyone else want to be my valentine today? I'm THAT DAMN BORED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted February 14, 2003 This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. I hope not. I just read a report that said the #1 cause of death in American prisons now is AIDS... right when I was planning The Smart Marks' first annual LET'S SHARE NEEDLES DAY~! Way to rain on my parade... now I have to think of a new holiday... there's always LET'S HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH UNTESTED STRANGERS DAY~! D'oh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Report post Posted February 14, 2003 It's weird how everyone resorts to homosexuality around Valentine's Day. This place becomes a little more like prison with each passing moment. Banky offered me a carton of smokes if I'd cornhole him. I'm afraid to use the shower. I've heard great things out your tongue action....I'm willing to try new and exciting things out. So yes, my offer still stands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Back off Banky..he's my bitch. While you're at it, give me your fruit cocktail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted February 15, 2003 So... anyone else want to be my valentine today? I'm THAT DAMN BORED. I'd break you, little man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Pfft. Try it, Tommy boy. I can take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted February 15, 2003 I'll be your Valentine Kotz, although technically it isn't valentine's day here anymore but doesn't true love live forever? (plays murder on the dancefloor in a desperate attempt to win Kotz's approval) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 15, 2003 You've won my heart, Adam. AoO needs to play "Your Disco Needs You" to get me back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Hey I can bust out Can't get you out of my head if I need to,! I hold all the cards here and the key to Kotz's heart, sorry AoA thems the breaks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Heel In Peril Report post Posted February 15, 2003 I'll do the drinking, you can get stoned.... Hey, Agent. I'll smoke Kotz' pot serving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 16, 2003 This reeks of gayness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 16, 2003 ::Shanks Adam Bomb and buys UYI for a candy bar:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted February 16, 2003 This reeks of gayness. Looking at your Sig and Avatar I wouldnt talk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 17, 2003 At least people know who i am, cocksucker. The day you do anything remotely as significant as Michael Jackson is the day you can talk to me about changing my taste in idols. Until then, get fucked. UYI - WILL NOT BE BOUGHT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 17, 2003 We could tell you the same thing about acheivements, but whatever. Anyways, I love all Jackson's music, so I don't care about the personal life arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 17, 2003 How? The guy said i shouldn't accuse anything of being gay because i have Michael Jackson in my sig, therefore he is saying Michael Jackson is gay. I said that he should get fucked, accomplish something worthwhile THEN tell me that i need better taste. So, eh... I was only kidding around with the gay joke anyway, at least AOB got it... UYI - Needs new material Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 17, 2003 The day you do anything remotely as significant as Michael Jackson is the day you can talk to me about changing my taste in idols. This was your statement. He was saying Jackson was gay, he never said that you should change your taste. I simply said that, by your own logic, you shouldn't order other people to do or not do things either until you attain global success. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
