Tank_Abbott 200th Post Celebration

[Guest tank_abbott]

I'd like to say congrats to myself for hitting my 200th post!!!

 

 

You registered on Feb 3 2002, 05:50 AM

Average number of posts per day 0.53

 

As you can see I've been here daily for over a year, but have managed a whopping 0.53 posts a day!!!

 

Here's to all you Post Whores and No Goodniks! Here Here!!

[Guest caboose]

You suck.

[Guest tank_abbott]

I agree completely

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Sarcastic clapping*

 

whoo......hoo

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

What is the point of these threads? I mean, seriously.... you reached your ___th post. Yippity-skippity. You have a mini-celebration in the __th post then move on with your life...no need to make a whole thread about it.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Unless you do something special, like me.

 

And we're getting close to my 4000th post celebration.

 

Hee hee hee.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I gotta agree...stay away from these till you get in the thousands...and that doesn't mean your 1,100th and 1,200th posts.

 

I'll be at 4,000 soon...so sad

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

What is the point of these threads? I mean, seriously.... you reached your ___th post. Yippity-skippity. You have a mini-celebration in the __th post then move on with your life...no need to make a whole thread about it.

Speaking of which, you need to calm down. You joined two months ago and you already have 1200 posts?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Post counts > real life.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::cancels upcoming 6385 POST-A-PALOOZA~!::

[Guest tank_abbott]

Guys , this was a parody of all the other people who make a huge deal out of posting Trillions of times on an obscure wrestling message board!

 

I'll lay on the sarcasm thicker next time!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

No, next time try to make it funny.

 

I think you're just trying to cover your GHEYNESS~!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Guys , this was a parody of all the other people who make a huge deal out of posting Trillions of times on an obscure wrestling message board!

 

No, it wasn't. Stop trying to cover your ass. You honestly thought hitting your 200th post was a big deal and, seeing how no one shares in that rapture, are now trying to look good.

 

I'll lay on the sarcasm thicker next time!

 

Yes, since your original post was completely devoid of sarcasm, I would use sarcasm when attempting to be sarcastic next time.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Hot-Diggidy Yuna, Stevie Richards looks like Jesus Christ in that avatar...

 

Or at least what we presume Jesus Christ would look like...

 

And to the guys leaping on Tank for being 'ghey', your all bitter cocksuckers. I saw the sarcasim in the original post.

 

*Sarcasim mode off*

 

UYI

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Bravo son. Here's your fucking medal.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Good Lord You guys really seem to have a personal dislike for me.

 

*Sobs in corner*

 

Oh wait... its just a message board.... *phew*

 

 

*Awaits flaming*

[Guest tank_abbott]

By the way, I hope i can't get in trouble for bitching at you guys bitching at me, since this is the No Holds Barred folder and all

 

 

*Goes back to kayfabewrestling.com

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Unless you do something special, like me.

 

And we're getting close to my 4000th post celebration.

 

Hee hee hee.

Wanna race? Whoever loses has to take a stagedive onto 100,000 tacks soaked in vinegar.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Ahhh..Upon further review, i think "sarcasm" was the wrong choice of word to describe my tone in the begining of this thread.

 

"Tongue in Cheek" perhaps phrases it better

 

*drinks beer, hmmm

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

We call it 'Talking Shit' in Australia

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

:Shanks UYI:

[Guest Sandman9000]

Unless you do something special, like me.

 

And we're getting close to my 4000th post celebration.

 

Hee hee hee.

Wanna race? Whoever loses has to take a stagedive onto 100,000 tacks soaked in vinegar.

::Is sure as fuck in, but dumps a couple pounds on salt onto the vinegar-soaked tacks::

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Agent, what the hell is 'shanking' someone?

 

UYI - Just not cool......but still cooler than Flyboy

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Shank = homemade knife. Usually seen in prison. Toothbrush scraped on the floor, bed spring, what have you.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

THE SON OF A BITCH WANTED TO KNIFE ME!?!?!

 

I declare war.

 

Your people will be hearing from my people soon, Agent.

 

UYI - Un-Shankable

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Toothbrush? BED SPRING? Shit bitch, you've never done hard time. I've got a shank made out of the femur of the last motherfucker that crossed me, with the end of it caked in my own shit, for extra infections.

 

And sandy, it's fuckin' on.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

AoO- A word of advice about them Aussies. They like to use a substance they call "vegemite" to blind you and then the kick you in the nuts when you can't see. Be careful and good luck.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

He'll need more than luck to avoid my infamous "Vegemite Shot Of Doom To The Skull" by which have left many with no feeling from the ankles down.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Australia is also famous as the birthplave of the Martial Art:

 

HÂ YU!

 

 

It involves a lot of headbutting and kicking while on the ground though.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Big fucking deal, I'm over 300 and counting.