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Never, ever leave bored Aussies (and Merc) alone in chat. Especially late at night. We do something like this. Behold the SWF/SJL covering for the characters of LotR!

 

Frodo = Spike

Sam = whichever poor schmoe is in "Team Jenkins"

Aragorn = Crow

Gandalf = Judge

Legolas = Tryst

The Ents = Thor

Boromir = Dace

Gimli = The Omega Storm

Saruman = Tom Flesher

The Uruk-Hai = Magnificent Seven Members

Sauron = Mercury

King Theoden = Axis

Arwen = Natasha

Treebeard = Thoth

Gollum = Silent

Lord Elrond = Strangler

Galadriel = Z

Guest realitycheck
Posted

...

 

...I'd say something, if I could remember who Galadriel is.

 

Until I do, "..."

 

-Z

Posted

... someone explain "Saruman" to someone who's never read the books? lol

Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate
Posted
Gimli = The Omega Storm

(In a gruff voice)

 

No one... But NO ONE is tossing THIS dwarf!!!

 

(Points out new avatar) (Y)

Posted

Should I be kind and explain?

 

Nope.

 

Boromir, nice one.

Guest Goodear
Posted

Oh sure, Tom gets the all powerful evil Wizard guy and I get to be just another orc thing. I probably don't even get to kill Dace... I'm probably one of the cannon fodder ones.

 

Hell with that... I call Pippen.

Guest Goodear
Posted

Damn you robe boy. I'm a hobbit with furry feet and you can't stop me now! WHOOOO!

 

Frost = Balrog

Guest realitycheck
Posted

Frost is one of M. Bison's flunkies?

 

This provides a really... dumb mental image.

 

-Z

Guest Powerplay
Posted

Ejiro = Pippin

Fugue = Merry

 

See, it all works out... Sort of.

Guest realitycheck
Posted

...that's what I am?

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

Don't make me job you to Mike again, Janus. I'll do it. I will.

 

-Z

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Merc just gets to be Sauron because he was there when you made it up. If anybody's going to be really evil and disembodied and stuff, it's going to be me.

 

K.

Guest Goodear
Posted

Oh come now, Mercury is perfect since YOU NEVER SEE HIM. You work lovely as a little troll thing that cries about jewelry.

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Ahem.

 

::kicks Ejiro in the face, a little harder than usual::

 

K.

Guest TheSatanicAngel
Posted

::steals Galadriel from Z::

 

You fricken' Aussies need to stay locked in your shed.

 

Galadriel = Mistress Sarah

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Indeed they do.

 

Sauron = Silent

 

Generic Orc #147 = Ejiro

 

K.

Guest vitriol
Posted

I get to have a bow and shoot the crap out of bad guys?

 

....how is that any different than what I do now?

 

Wahoo!

Posted

Galadriel = Mistress Sarah

 

Wooohhh!

 

*Marks out for Mistress Sarah as Galadriel*

 

Who doesn't want to see that one?

Guest SupaTaft
Posted

What the fuck is an Ent? I'm reading the first book but apparently must not have gotten that far yet.

 

-Taft

Guest Lightning Flik
Posted
What the fuck is an Ent? I'm reading the first book but apparently must not have gotten that far yet.

 

-Taft

It's in the Two Towers, which is the second book Taft. Not saying you don't know, more like I'm trying to console myself that I know it is.

 

You'll find out what they are soon enough

 

Lightning Flik = Ring Wraith (Just cause I keep on being around here [like the Wraiths around the One Ring]and have NO absolute character whatsoever [just like a real Wraith])

Posted

Treebeard? All he does in that movie is talk! He doesn't really do anything until the end!

 

...

 

Oh.

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