janusd 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Never, ever leave bored Aussies (and Merc) alone in chat. Especially late at night. We do something like this. Behold the SWF/SJL covering for the characters of LotR! Frodo = Spike Sam = whichever poor schmoe is in "Team Jenkins" Aragorn = Crow Gandalf = Judge Legolas = Tryst The Ents = Thor Boromir = Dace Gimli = The Omega Storm Saruman = Tom Flesher The Uruk-Hai = Magnificent Seven Members Sauron = Mercury King Theoden = Axis Arwen = Natasha Treebeard = Thoth Gollum = Silent Lord Elrond = Strangler Galadriel = Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted February 14, 2003 ... ...I'd say something, if I could remember who Galadriel is. Until I do, "..." -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 ... someone explain "Saruman" to someone who's never read the books? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Gimli = The Omega Storm (In a gruff voice) No one... But NO ONE is tossing THIS dwarf!!! (Points out new avatar) (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Cave Troll = Chris Raynor SMASH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dace59 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Should I be kind and explain? Nope. Boromir, nice one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Oh sure, Tom gets the all powerful evil Wizard guy and I get to be just another orc thing. I probably don't even get to kill Dace... I'm probably one of the cannon fodder ones. Hell with that... I call Pippen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Quiet, Orcy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Damn you robe boy. I'm a hobbit with furry feet and you can't stop me now! WHOOOO! Frost = Balrog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Frost is one of M. Bison's flunkies? This provides a really... dumb mental image. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 14, 2003 As dumb as you as an Elf maiden? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Ejiro = Pippin Fugue = Merry See, it all works out... Sort of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Somehow I'm glad I'm not in this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realitycheck Report post Posted February 14, 2003 ...that's what I am? ... ... ... Don't make me job you to Mike again, Janus. I'll do it. I will. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dace59 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Yes Z, yes you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Bitch-ass fuckin' Aussies & Merc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Merc just gets to be Sauron because he was there when you made it up. If anybody's going to be really evil and disembodied and stuff, it's going to be me. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Oh come now, Mercury is perfect since YOU NEVER SEE HIM. You work lovely as a little troll thing that cries about jewelry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Ahem. ::kicks Ejiro in the face, a little harder than usual:: K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSatanicAngel Report post Posted February 14, 2003 ::steals Galadriel from Z:: You fricken' Aussies need to stay locked in your shed. Galadriel = Mistress Sarah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Indeed they do. Sauron = Silent Generic Orc #147 = Ejiro K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vitriol Report post Posted February 14, 2003 I get to have a bow and shoot the crap out of bad guys? ....how is that any different than what I do now? Wahoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dace59 Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Galadriel = Mistress Sarah Wooohhh! *Marks out for Mistress Sarah as Galadriel* Who doesn't want to see that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted February 14, 2003 Frodo? Fuck Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted February 14, 2003 What the fuck is an Ent? I'm reading the first book but apparently must not have gotten that far yet. -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted February 15, 2003 <--- Bilbo Baggins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted February 15, 2003 <--a nondescript Knight of Rohan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted February 15, 2003 What the fuck is an Ent? I'm reading the first book but apparently must not have gotten that far yet. -Taft It's in the Two Towers, which is the second book Taft. Not saying you don't know, more like I'm trying to console myself that I know it is. You'll find out what they are soon enough Lightning Flik = Ring Wraith (Just cause I keep on being around here [like the Wraiths around the One Ring]and have NO absolute character whatsoever [just like a real Wraith]) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thoth Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Treebeard? All he does in that movie is talk! He doesn't really do anything until the end! ... Oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted February 15, 2003 \m/ @ me getting pussy from Arwen and Eowyn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites