The One and Only SpiderPoet needs a Valentine

[Guest SP-1]

A lady, preferably.

 

Come on, who wouldn't want a dashing young penniless poet in their corner to write wonderful poems and bide their time with until he makes it big as a movie producer? It's a prime opportunity, ladies. And I'm sure sooner or later I'd fall for you, too. You and Big Stu. Who can pass that up?

 

 

. . . err, aside from the real life ladies here, at least. but what do they know?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Noone? Alright, fine...

 

 

And, because I'm feeling nice.....

 

[Guest Kinetic]

If neither of us are doing anything by 9:30 tonight, I'll shave my legs and put on a wig. We don't have to make out if you don't want to, but it'd be nice if you bought me dinner.

[Guest SP-1]

Leave that Stacy banner up, eh Yuna?

 

Kinetic, I'll do better. I can cook yo. I didn't get my healthy physique only from fast food. Just mostly.

[Guest Kinetic]

Oh, hey, cooking is even better. Do you know how to make shots of hard liquor?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Sure... want some more? Or some Stacy icons? Trust me, I have lots of 'em. Stacy is my chica's Banner/Icon muse.

 

And Kinetic, I'll cook ya something. Ever tried spaghetti with just butter and parmasean cheese?

[Guest Kinetic]

I have tried that, actually. It's good. I'd consider adding chicken to it, personally. If you cook, I'll provide the bottle of wine. I'll be drinking the whole thing, though, so you might want to think about about Kool-Aid or tap water.

[Guest SP-1]

I think the three of us have chemistry.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Hmmmm...this can best be summed up with a Mattamatic:

 

K + YF + SP = C&L

 

Adding chicken? Hmm...I'll have to try that sometime. And, of course you'd have to drink all the wine, Kinetic. I'm underage, ya know ;D

 

<-- Not made by my chica, but still a good Stacy icon.

[Guest SP-1]

Now that I've been included in a Mattamatic, I think I can perhaps have a good Valentine's Day.

 

As long as there's no frolic-like activity involved in this, I'll be ok. Because, as Kotz can tell you, me performing the act of the frolic is something that may be unpleasant.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Frolicing is not my forte either. No...us three can just make some spaghetti, you two can drink wine (hmmm...) and we can some good ol' rasslin' tapes.

 

K + YF + SP = C&L

 

Kinetic + Yuna Firerose + Spider Poet = Chemistry & Love

[Guest Kinetic]

Hmmmm...this can best be summed up with a Mattamatic:

 

K + YF + SP = C&L

 

Adding chicken? Hmm...I'll have to try that sometime. And, of course you'd have to drink all the wine, Kinetic. I'm underage, ya know ;D

What does C&L stand for? Carl and Lenny? Man, this Valentine's Day is looking up. A nice dinner, some wine, a bottle of sleeping pills, a trip to the emergency room...it should be an evening to remember.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Chemistry & Love

[Guest SP-1]

Actually, I'm underage as well, so I can't even experience the pleasure of being drunk today. Of course, I wouldn't anyway.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Okay then... only Kinetic will be getting drunk off his ass, and thus, making a complete fool of himself....which wouldn't be too different from when he's sober.

[Guest Kinetic]

I don't make a fool of myself that often. In fact, I'm probably even more charming and funny when drunk than I am when sober, if you can imagine such a thing.

[Guest SP-1]

What if Kinetic passes out? Then it's just us, and we can mark out to bad gimmicks we secretly love to our heats desire.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Or we can just watch the bWo tape....that's better ;D

[Guest Kinetic]

All right, so, since Yuna's going to be there...do I still have to shave my legs?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Ummmm...if you want to....

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Stacy ICONAGE~!

 

[Guest Kinetic]

I won't, then. I'll wear my outfit from the rose picture that doesn't work anymore. All my old skool peeps know what I'm talking about. I look like a male model in that outfit. Moreso than usual, even.

[Guest SP-1]

I'll wear sweatpants and flannel. If my hair was thicker and I hadn't shaved my beard into a jawling/gotee structure, it'd be like hanging out with Mick Foley.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Hmmm...what should I wear?

 

 

Decisions, decisions

[Guest SP-1]

I have a thing for fire.

[Guest EricMM]

Dude.

 

This is weird.

[Guest Kinetic]

Jealous?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

*chuckles* Okay, I'll wear the flame outfit

[Guest SP-1]

Want to join in, Eric? We'll pop in Angle/Benoit or Flair/Steamboat or something and mark like never before.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Ooooh, more company! *doubles the amount of spaghetti*