The One and Only SpiderPoet needs a Valentine

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I own a GameCube. And PS2. No X Box though.

 

::Busts out NO MERCY~! for N64, and kicks Superstar's ass while playing as Steve Blackman.::

[Guest The Superstar]

You know, that brings back a memory of me and my friend playing WM2000 late at night. We would do the 40 man battle royal, I would be Steve Blackman and he would be Al Snow. Head Cheese would DOMINATE~ and it'd always come down to us. Good times, good times.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

::puts in BloodRayne on the now-available PS2 and fucken' KILLIFIES~! a shitload of Nazis::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey, she's the only source of estrogen we have.

You rang?

 

::whips out the giant emoticons and THE NEEDLES~!::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

So I guess a Gamecube represents bestiality.

Nah, Gamecubes are for PEDOPHILES~!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ahhh, classic. This reminds me of back home where my friend was "the pedophile" since he drooled over all the freshman girls (and a 5th grader[!]) senior year. Guess which video game system he owned?

 

Classic inside joke.

[Guest The Superstar]

5th grade? Do they even have breasts by then?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Jesus... they called me a pedophile for drooling over 5th graders when I was a freshman... as a senior, that's just uncalled for.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Superstar, don't even try. I'll whip your ass at any X-Box racing game.

[Guest The Superstar]

Actually, I know you would.

 

But Halo, Mechassault, or Legends of Wrestling II? Fuck no~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Halo? I would 0wn you. Mechassualt? Never played it, nor Legends of Wrestling.

 

I would kick the shit out of you in any football game too.

[Guest SP-1]

:;returns::

 

Please. Bust out SD4 and prepare to be owned.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

::puts in SD4:: Sure, I'm up to your challenge... :picks Hurricane:

[Guest The Superstar]

Makes it a OMG Triple Threat...picks BRADSHAW~!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Aw, FUCK! There is *no* way my twink-ish Hurricane is getting near Bradshaw!!

[Guest SP-1]

::picks his CAW, the STEEL STEED: JAMES CONE and proceeds to own all comers::

 

Think if Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle had a love child that included genes from Dynamite Kid and The Rock.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

*wraps police tape around this thread for use of the word "twink-ish"*

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Aw, FUCK! There is *no* way my twink-ish Hurricane is getting near Bradshaw!!

Cut your fucking sigs down to a regular size. They are fricking atrocious crap. No one needs to see anything that big of 3 Count, the Hardyz, Richards, or Raven. Honestly, you have the worst banners in history.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Meanwhile, my current sig manages to be somewhat sizeable yet appealing for all.

 

The reason? Kylie > Your Weird Fetish.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Fine, fine...... Is this better?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yes, especially since it has Jericho with the WCW Title.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Jesus... they called me a pedophile for drooling over 5th graders when I was a freshman... as a senior, that's just uncalled for.

That's what I said. Eventually my whining that high school seniors should NOT turn back to talk to a 5th grader during their school hours won out and we went to 7-11.

[Guest SP-1]

::sits in a corner and weeps softly to Short Stories With Tragic Endings over the HHH/Steph news::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'll be your valentine...I even spelled it correctly.

 

*and reading this thread used up all my computer time for the day.*

 

Bye,

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

OMG!!!!!! CWM CAMEOZ!!!!!!!11111

[Guest SP-1]

::MARKS OUT~!::

 

Good to see you bro. Your offer is accepted in a completely non-homo way. And it softens the loss of Stephanie to the Darkness . . . I mean HHH.

[Guest Rob Edwards]

OMG U SO HOT!! LETZ SEX!!1

 

That was also plutonic

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::sits in a corner and weeps softly to Short Stories With Tragic Endings over the HHH/Steph news::

::readies his VCR and throws on some cheap '70s funk (which some would call porno music... ingrates) in case Steph really is pregnant::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(prepares for a BLIND DATE MARATHON~! on TNN)

[Guest SP-1]

If he impregnate(s)d her, I will mourn for three weeks.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'll be happy for a good 4-5 months though. I think that's a fair trade-off... if worse comes to worse, we could always pull an L.A. Confidential and give a hooker who vaguely resembles Stephanie McMahon plastic surgery. Wouldn't that be the perfect Valentine's Day gift? Your very own celebrity look-a-like love slave!

 

Hmmm... on second thought, maybe I should save that for your birthday.