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I have ONE-THOUSAND, SIX-HUNDRED-and-EIGHTEEN POSTS, damn it! Stephanie needs to figure out who can serve her needs better.

 

. . . which obviously isn't me. But she can wait for me.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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I have EIGHT THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED SIX posts, dammit! Kylie knows that means I'm the MAN.

 

Or a massive loser.

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Perhaps a little of both, my friend. At NO WAY OUT, you and I should drown our sorrows.

 

But, that's not valid. Neither of us is legal and I don't drink.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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How about we just eat a bunch of wings? Georges' wings OWN.

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I shall have to try them. I can devote the gaseous emissions afterward to the cursed supposed union of Beauty and the Beast.

Guest evenflowDDT
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All I want for Valentine's Day is obvious.

I know, Patrick, but I can't afford a plane ticket on a college student's budget.

Guest The Superstar
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All I want for Valentine's Day is obvious.

I know, Patrick, but I can't afford a plane ticket on a college student's budget.

I want you Evenflow! You already supply hours of laughs and entertainment over the internet...just think how it would be in person~!

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Go to www.kylie-minogue.com or www.kyliefever.com for plenty of pictures. However, I'd rather specify pictures myself, and I'm very reluctant to stop using Papacita's AWESOME banner. The picture in the sig now is for today only.

Guest Kinetic
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Oh...the mention of a Blind Date marathon reminded me that TLC ran a marathon of "A Dating Story" last Valentine's Day. That is now and forever my favorite dating show because it's the least sleazy and I generally like the people and wish the best for them. I watched it for hours. I even told my Zimbabwean flame about it, remarking that I liked watching it better than I liked actually going out on dates. She said, "Oh" and I had to backtrack and rephrase and feel stupid.

 

I miss my social life.

Guest Rob Edwards
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Hey Kotz, I'm sure my gal could make a banner of Kylie....she's the one that has made basically every banner I've had on here, as well as JHawk's banner and avatar. Problem is, I have no clue where to find any pics....

So there IS a Yuna banner factory in the desert somewhere, I always suspected it

Guest evenflowDDT
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All I want for Valentine's Day is obvious.

I know, Patrick, but I can't afford a plane ticket on a college student's budget.

I want you Evenflow! You already supply hours of laughs and entertainment over the internet...just think how it would be in person~!

Meh, I mope more in real life. Over the internet I can bring the funny without repercussions. I'm still a great guy to hang out with, just not as great? No way, fuck that, I'm cyber-moping now...

 

I WILL ROCK THE MIC AND THE HOUSE~! Now all I need is a poopload of money for plane tickets to the Southeastern Shore, and then a bus ticket so I can get back and forth from the Carolinas to Flo-RIDAH~!

Guest Kinetic
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No, there isn't. Just a really, REALLY, creative and talented 13-yr old.

Coincidentally, this is how I answer the question "You look very sexually satisfied. Is there a Mrs. Daniel Gregory?"

Guest Kotzenjunge
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You look sexually satisfied? I thought you were in a drought rivalling my own and incredibly lonely?

Guest Kinetic
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Creative license, Kotz. Kind of like how I equated sexual satisfaction with marriage, when countless sitcoms and stand-up acts have led me to believe otherwise.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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If marriage is such hell, why do people keep doing it? I'll never understand it.

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Depends on who you marry. The married couples I know are very honest, loving people that appear very fulfilled with that aspect of their lives.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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You just can't let getting married change you at all. That's the secret.

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