Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Good for him being able to make a living in wrestling. Now let's just pray to god they never put him on tv. Maybe I'm paranoid, but Vince's track record does not bode well here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Middle of May: Cole - Welcome to Smackdown tonight. And Tazz, what is with that crate hanging up there ? Who can be there tonight ? Tazz - I don't know Cole. For three straight months, we've seen guys like Brother Love, Kanyon, Berzerker, the Undertaker's twin brother, Paul Bearer, and Max Mini come out. But who can it be tonight ? Cole - No idea. All I know is that I have never seen anything like it. *Paul Heyman comes out* Heyman - Hey Undertaker, come out and open up your crate. *Undertaker comes out* Cole - My god, Tazz, what could it be ? What could that dastardly Heyman have waiting ? Tazz - HAAAAH. I don't know but I can't wait. *Undertaker opens up the crate and Tenacious Z hops out* Cole - A one-legged man ! Tazz, where could his other leg be ? I wonder where it is. Just what is the relationship between this man and his missing leg ? What could have happened ? Undertaker - Son, you're a one-legged dog in a.....four-legged dog.....ass kicking contest.....in....my....yard ! Come here, boy ! *Chokeslam, Last Ride, gone* Cole - Amazing. Simply amazing. I have never seen anything like this. What could Heyman have waiting next ?! Coming up next....Bill DeMott defending his heavyweight title against Albert. Gonna be a classic ! ----------------------- You know it's gonna happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Wow. I'm very surprised with this signing. I just hope that he isn't used as a freakshow because, if he can work, which apparently he can from what I have read here, it would be a waste of talent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted February 15, 2003 He's gonna be a pirate. And JOTW said that if they give him his real name he'll be credible, just look at Brian Kendrick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 15, 2003 With one leg he seems to me like he can work a match already better than half the WWE roster! DAMN that Asai Moonsault is absolutely SMOOTH & CRISP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted February 15, 2003 congrats kid, you get to job to hhh despite having the most unique wrestling gimmick of all time. Damn shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest McLeary Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Anyone else think the kid got signed because, well, it seems like the right thing to do? That's how I see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted February 15, 2003 congrats kid, you get to job to hhh despite having the most unique wrestling gimmick of all time. Damn shame. Where in any of this does it say he's jobbing to Triple H? It doesn't. Do we even know if he's gonna be on RAW? Nope HHHating for the sake of HHHating is absolutely retarded I liked it better when you were gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Dude. I seriously hope he sticks around long enough to be put in a video game. Then... we could all make one-legged CAWs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted February 15, 2003 congrats kid, you get to job to hhh despite having the most unique wrestling gimmick of all time. Damn shame. Where in any of this does it say he's jobbing to Triple H? It doesn't. Do we even know if he's gonna be on RAW? Nope HHHating for the sake of HHHating is absolutely retarded I liked it better when you were gone When he gets over because of teh 100% uniqueness of the gimmick, hhh will bitch about lack of dues paid, and make him job. Well lets see, smackdown is full right now with the whole smackdown 6, raw is drowning, something fresh and new would be a perfect fit for raw...so id say he'd show up on raw. Im not hating him for no reason, im hating him because hes using politics to keep his spot and hes a really bad wrestler who thinks hes the new ric flair, when if anything taht title belongs to benoit or even angle, whos done a better job in this busniess then anyone has in the last 5, especially hhh. ill ignore the insult because internet arguing/ special olympics/ retarded still joke is 100% true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Well i'm glad he's got the opportunity to be in the WWE, i just hope Vince doesn't have him look like a circus freak in some retarded angle, just let him go out there and do his thing and he'll get over huge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted February 15, 2003 You don't know that. If something fresh and new would be perfect for RAW then why did Sean O'Haire debut on Smackdown. I'm not saying you can't hate Triple H but I hate when people make a post with HHHating for no reason. Oh and Angle is a world champion right now. BTW- My mom doesn't have a basement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted February 15, 2003 And just like RVD, the old timers will burry him. Its a cycle as old as pro wrestling itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted February 15, 2003 You don't know that. If something fresh and new would be perfect for RAW then why did Sean O'Haire debut on Smackdown. I'm not saying you can't hate Triple H but I hate when people make a post with HHHating for no reason. Oh and Angle is a world champion right now. BTW- My mom doesn't have a basement I dont know it, and you dont know either, all Im doing is saying my opinion. Outside of when he was being feed shit from the msg incident, HHH has been as bad as hogan in terms of getting himself over and keeping himself on the top of the card. Any threat to it will be killed asap since he's got big political power. Shawn is a WCW talent, he's gonna have to prove himself worthy of Raw. Z is an unknown, he'll probably end up on raw because he's 100% unique. And didnt the torch say hhh didnt want to face guys more athletic then him, which explains why the workrate on smackdown is a billion times better.(if thats true, and with the whole steiner thing, im inclined to think it is) Angles world champ again...see this is the stuff i miss by not having cable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest art_vandelay Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Just wondering. What if he got into a feud with Triple H's faction. Normal Heel beatdown, and then Ric Flair goes for the Figure 4 leg lock. Why, Z would just come back at Flair with his ONE-LEGGED FIGURE FOUR~! I think the guy should spend a few years in OVW before he gets brought up to television. Give him a few more years to develop his craft and add more depth, because novelty acts don't have longevity, and I'd hate to see a career peak at the age of 20. Plus, he'd need some time to get a haircut and tan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted February 15, 2003 I'm sure you all know how pleased I am to hear this, and I'm not shocked at all. He's been in talks with WWE before he started working on TNA, so it was just a matter of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Si82 Report post Posted February 15, 2003 Lawler: "He's got 1 leg, JR!" (repeat 50 more times during the match) I, sadly enough, can see this coming about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 15, 2003 He could be a pirate. yeah, and they can call him Jean-Pierre LaFOOT!!! BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted February 15, 2003 He should team with Kevin Nash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 15, 2003 In all reality...I clearly See WWE doing with the Underdog route here... I'd first thought to have him debut at Mania...but face it...for the Marks this would be a huge deal...Bring him in later...Let him win the CW title at a Under PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
