HHH ENGANGED TO BE MARRIED TO STEPH

[Guest candie45]

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Have fun at World, RVD.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

omg, can you imagine the children? Devil Spawn!! Demon Seed!!

[Guest Vitamin X]

well wouldn't that be funny if HHH just got on to say his vows and called her a "NO GOOD LYING BITCH?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"

then Pedigrees and his subsequent release from WWE, then sent to NWA:TNA to stink things up there.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'd demand video of that, just for the sheer absurdity factor.

[Guest bob_barron]

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Have fun at World, RVD.

What does them getting married have to do with RVD being at the World?

[Guest Eagan469]

who will be the Best Man?

[Guest HartFan86]

Valentine's Day blows.

[Guest JMA]

I wonder where Anglesault is. I can't wait to hear what he says...

[Guest MrHell]

On a personal note, I wish them the best. Kudos to HHH for being a romantic schmuck and popping the question on Valentine's Day.

 

As a wrestling fan ... boy, I really need to start checking out tape dealers.

[Guest Ram]

I wonder if Vince will force HHH to take the McMahon name if he wants to inherit the WWE.

[Guest Vitamin X]

It's Ring Of Honor time...

[Guest McLeary]

I'll be frank:

 

No good will come of this.

[Guest HartFan86]

Jericho's Reaction

 

 

*Jericho Reads 1wrestling.com and realizes HHH will be around forever*

 

Jericho: ...shit.

[JN News 0]

Let's face it, people. The WWE is gonna DIE! The WWE has terminal cancer. The worst part is, we're all gonna have to watch it happen. The Apocolypse is comming guys. The end is near.

 

 

You came to me

in a dream, last night

You were standing

in a brilliant light

One minute here

and then, the next you were gone

I thought you could stay

but, I was so wrong

The End is here

The Game is over

No more pretending

No more

NO MORE

 

THE END IS HERE

THE END IS HERE

THE END IS HERE

THE END IS HERE

 

 

THE END IS HERE

[Guest cynicalprofit]

well in about 16 years an 9 months the youngest wwf champion can be crowned...if he doesnt tear his quad first.

 

Hey if the wwf goes outta business, couldnt they just make whoever they wanted champion just for the fuck of it...its like, ok vern, vinces second cousin, for 50 bucks you can also be known as a former wwf champion...i mean its nothing special, but it probably wouldnt hurt to have it on a resume.

 

back for one night kid, dont get used to it or anything.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

I can't be happy for them. Why? I don't personally know them. All I know is the TV product. And it's already suffering as a result of them dating AMONG OTHER THINGS. Notice I never said it was all there fault but it is one of the big contributors. Now with them married.......it's going to get WORSE!

I wish them no luck and hope this ends in divorce and heartbreak. Oh and a shhhattered career.

[Guest jessecartieri]

I would just like to take a moment and say I hope they both die in a car crash, hopefully this week.

Well that's a bit harsh.

I wish death on no one as pretty as Stephanie... sure, she's gained a little weight, but it's not THAT bad.

Yeah, I agree that the fat talk is overrated. She's just .4 on the Anna Nicole scale IMO.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Well good for them, it was bound to happen eventually.

 

This also moves us closer to having WWE Preident/CEO/head booker/whatever Paul Levesque.

[Guest Trivia247]

Guess Shane is gonna be out of the Inheritance.

 

HHH will be da man for Decades now AHHH!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Well, I won't bite completely until the WWE or a second wrestling news source confirms it.

 

But in the meantime, what will the married name be? Stephanie Levesque? Stephanie McMahon-Levesque? Paul McMahon?

[Guest papacita]

YES~!

 

 

One down...one to go!!!

 

 

 

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Papacita.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious.

And I bank on him changing his last name to McMahon.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

You guys need to stop bashing the death wishing. I wish death on the guy at McDonalds if he forgets to hold the pickles. It's meaningless. Having said that, I hope HHH and Steph die. Horribly.

[Guest Nobody in Particular]

Now if only WWE was on top of the world again, then this would be considered a celebrity marriage. And we all know how those turn out.

[Guest Dmann2000]

They were really making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

The baby looked at you?

[Guest AndrewTS]

I believe I hear hoofbeats.

 

Oh yes, I hear the pitter-patter of cloven hooves.

 

May God have mercy on our smarkish souls.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I just find it horribly ironic. Go watch the little wimpy guy with the snobby gimmick get squashed by the Ultimate Warrior at WM 12 or thrown into a pig pen by Henry Godwinn at IYH 5...how could have we ever known at the time that that man would become the heir apparent to the WWF...unreal...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

On a side note, we can now make a parody of Hamlet called "HHHamlet" with Shane Mcmahon playing Hamlet, HHH as Claudius hell throw in Vince as King Lear too (although Keith already made that analogy)...seriously we have a WWE Shakespearean tragedy on our hands here...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Need a marriage broken up?

 

I think we know who to call...

 

 

Seriously though, this shouldn't come as a surprise if it's true. I mean, do any of you guys think that HHH would BREAK UP with Steph? No matter how bad their relationship gets HHH will cling to it like Katie Vick. HHHaters can take satisfaction in knowing that he is the bitch in this relationship.

[Guest teke184]

God, I SO hope that Hunter Hearst Heatsink does something to get dumped by Steph... I don't want this to be another Larry Zybyzko and Donna Gagne thing.