HHH ENGANGED TO BE MARRIED TO STEPH

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Hunter isn't inheriting shit. His political triumph may continue for the rest of his career in wrestling, but he is just as good off now as he was 2 months ago, just more safe from change.

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

It's the AWA all over again, my question is which thing would last longer ?Their marriage or WWE???

[Guest bob_barron]

Considering WWE is still making money they'll be around for a while

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I think Shane will be the person that inherits everything once the Linda and Vince are gone.

That being said..

 

HHH: "Hey Vince-uh..I think the fans-uh wanna see Shane wrestle me in some sort of gimmick match-uh"

Vince: "What type of gimmick match?"

HHH: "I dunno Vince-uh, something painful and dangerous.."

[Guest AndrewTS]

Considering WWE is still making money they'll be around for a while

Aside from home video sales, aren't they losing money for everything pretty much?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

And International touring.

 

They posted a loss last quarter.

 

For 6 months they made about one million, compared to the 17 million they made in 2001.

 

So yeah, they're fucked.

 

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[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

As a human being, I must say that I'm happy for the two of them.

 

As a WWE fan, I hope this HHH/Stephanie Marie relationship is as successful as the one Nicolas Cage/ Lisa Marie had.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"In addition, home video revenues increased by $2.0 million due to an increase in the number of units sold, combined with the shift in product mix from VHS units to DVD units, which wholesale for approximately $5.00 more than a VHS unit. "

 

DVD's GOOD.

[Guest wwF1587]

::Starts Crying:: I HATE THIS DAMN HOLIDAY!!! If the backstage politics with helmsley stop.... i will wish them the best... but if HHH continues to be an ass backstage and show it by putting himself in main events which he dont deserve then i wish them all to hell.... THE END IS TRULY NEAR!

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Rudo......LMAO.

COME ON BENOIT! WORK YOUR MOJO!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Wait.

 

If they have a baby...

 

That means Steph is off for like, 3 months...

 

*changes mind*

 

*is all for marriage and children..lots, and lots and lots of disgusting children.*

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Wait.

 

If they have a baby...

 

That means Steph is off for like, 3 months...

 

*changes mind*

 

*is all for marriage and children..lots, and lots and lots of disgusting children.*

Uh. If they have kids, I hope that the WWE isn't around 20 years later.

 

HHH jr The GAME BOY!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"Daddy, what is a golddigger?"

 

"Daddy, who is Chris Jericho and why do the kids at school say you buried him? Are you like unkie Undertaker?"

 

"Daddy, what are all those red spots on your back"

 

"Daddy, why do you and mommy keep growing?"

 

"Daddy, what does "Bi in a lot of things" mean?"

 

"Daddy, why do the teachers keep asking about your adventures in China? Did you ever go there before?"

 

... I could go on forever.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Wait.

 

If they have a baby...

 

That means Steph is off for like, 3 months...

 

*changes mind*

 

*is all for marriage and children..lots, and lots and lots of disgusting children.*

Uh. If they have kids, I hope that the WWE isn't around 20 years later.

 

HHH jr The GAME BOY!

As a gamer, I resent that. The Game Boy paid its dues, overcame discrimination against color, and brought years of enjoyment before passing the torch to GBC and the current handheld king: GBA.

 

HHH can't touch that, and I can't see anything spouting from his shrunken loins doing it either.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

We all know that Sega's GameGear was 100X's better.

 

"Daddy, why do you keep bringing me to production meetings with Grampy Vince and make a gun with your fingers and smile when you point it to my head? Is this some kind of cowboys and indians? I hear Grampy Vince likes cowboys."

 

"Daddy, is Grampy Vince a carpenter? The kids at school say he likes to screw things."

 

"Mommy, what is nepo...nepa...nepit...um... nevermind"

 

"Mommy, why do you look bigger in some pictures but smaller in others? Daddy... Same question..."

 

"Daddy, why do I have this sudden urge to wreck everyones sandcastles because they aren't polished enough and start hitting on the teachers daughter?"

 

"Daddy, why does Dave Meltzer Jr. keep giggling every time I take a sip of water?"

 

"Daddy, I want to be just like David Flair someday."

 

...Smark...OVERLOAD...I-CAN'T-STOP!!!

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

There's no way this can end well...

 

If they stay married, HHH stays in power...

 

If they divorce...well, aren't assets supposed to be divied up? It's time for a roster split...BUT THIS ONE'S A SHOOT, BRUTHA~!

 

And Austin is still set, on the basis of being FUCKING STONE COLD. He has Vince by the short and curlies so bad right now it's not even funny...No matter how much political manuevering there is, I think Austin can counter it by being FUCKING STONE COLD.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The End is here

The Game is over

Yeah, I'd say that we're doomed as long as HHH is over.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Jericho=Valet at the ceremony.

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

HGH marrying Steph means every wrestler in that WWE locker room is fucked, Rocky is making the smart choice by bailing out of it and concentrating on his movie career, Austin is fucked big time, Brock is fucked too, Jericho is HHH's personal jobber so he's been fucked, RVD will never see another push untill he gets the F out.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

WWE Raw is War - Now with 50% more HGH.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I Feel Sick.

 

and a little Scared.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Eh, this changes nothing except that Triple H will probably get a better desk/writing job when he has to retire in the next two years or so. Don't see how it could increase any hoooooolding down.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Hey, Fozzy can play the wedding!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hmm... still no note on WWE.com or anywhere else.

 

EDIT: Nevermind. Apparently there's some Meltzer announcement somewhere? I don't know this stuff.

[Guest redneckBEBE]

This sucks...period.

 

Anybody who is happy about this must be retarded or in a damn good mood.