Great Wrestling Promos

[Guest tank_abbott]

Just for Laughs i suggest you dig up the Hogan Promo from WM 4 (where Hogan puts himself on God Like levels) I seem to remember WM 6's promo by the Warrior to be "good" as well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As SK puts it: Hulk Hogan giving the most bizarre, overblown, egomaniacal, delusional interview I've ever heard. Something about slamming Andre and the earth breaking apart and Donald Trump drowning but letting go of his material possessions and embracing Hulkamania as his lord and savior and on and on

[Guest snuffbox]

Steve Corinos ECW promo on Dusty Rhodes..."You cut the brakelines on Magnum TAs car!" That was a Holy Shit promo! I gots to find that baby again!

[Guest iamsherm]

I'm Jim Cornette and the views I'm about to express are my own, but as you'll see they may be yours, too. There's a man named Phil Mushnick that writes columns for the New York Post and for TV Guide. You probably never heard of Mr. Mushnick, but you should because he has some pretty nasty things to say about you. You see, Phil Mushnick hates pro wrestling and he's not content to just change the channel. He doesn't want you to be able to watch it either; not the WWF, WCW, ECW, nothing. For the past several years, Mushnick has led a one-man campaign to have the wrestling industry abolished.

That shoot was just awesome. It makes me want to read some more by Cornette.

 

My friends and I still make fun of Vince on commentary afterwards. He said something like "...and if you want to tell TV Guide how you feel, write to MAD AS HELL c/o Phil Mushnick..."

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Somebody needs to cut the promo that Corino cut on David Flair at the Pillman Show in 2001.

 

" It took your father twenty years to build up your families legacy and you've ruined it in less then three."

 

Brilliant.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Wrestlemania VI: Final promos by Hogan and Warrior before the main event

 

Mean Gene: Hulk Hogan, the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion of all time. Here we are at Wrestlemania 6, the waiting's over, here comes the Ultimate Challenge.

 

Hulk Hogan: You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs that at Skydome we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge brother. When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada I was hovering over Skydome brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as we landed brother, nothing but star-craving Hulkamaniacs were there to great me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes man. Hulkamania is running wild like it's never ran before! But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That's my energy brother and Ultimate Warrior, this is where the power lies man and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world and once I get you down on your knees Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question brother. I'm gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes Ultimate Warrior, then breathe you last breath into my body. I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little Hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are and Ultimate Warrior I sure hope you're a good loser brother. Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?

 

Mean Gene: Alright the time is now Hulkster, thank you, standing by Shawn Mooney.

 

Shawn Mooney: Thank you Mean Gene, I'm with the reigning Intercontinental Champion the...

 

Ultimate Warrior: AHHHHHH You are nothing but a normal! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me, do you Hulk Hogan want your ideas, your beliefs to live forever? For Hulk Hogan in this normal world, physically none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of excepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived Hulk Hogan for the last 5 Wrestlemania's for this one belief. Now Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one as we Hulk Hogan except all the challenges with all the strength of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin...and Hulk Hogan when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in to places it shall never have been.

[cawthon777 0]

And then one night he went to sleep in a hotel room and he died. And for you, Phil Mushnick, to use his death as an excuse for another call to action in your one man vendetta against pro wrestling is more vulgar and more obscene than anything that you've ever falsely accused the wrestling industry of being guilty of. So, on behalf of the wrestling fans, the wrestling industry, the friends and family of Brian Pillman, and anyone in this country today that denies any one man the right to force his morals and his beliefs on all of us, and take away our constitutional rights, on behalf of those people, I say GO TO HELL, Mr. Mushnick and try to reform things down there, because we're doing just fine up here without you. I'm Jim Cornette and that's my opinion.

Damn. That was good.

[cawthon777 0]

Ultimate Warrior: AHHHHHH You are nothing but a mortal! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me, do you Hulk Hogan want your ideas, your beliefs to live forever? For Hulk Hogan in this normal world, physically none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of excepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived Hulk Hogan for the last 5 Wrestlemania's for this one belief. Now Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one as we Hulk Hogan except all the challenges with all the strength of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin...and Hulk Hogan when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in to places it shall never have been.

All Warrior's promos were incoherent babbly crap ... which made him the funniest man ever in wrestling.

 

The WWF should have promoted a Warrior dictionary so one could understand what the hell came out of his mouth and learn how to cut their own Warrior promo.