Guest tpww7 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Some WWE wrestlers are not happy about the signing of Tenacious Z. Most don't want to have to put over a one legged wrestler since it could go a long way to take their heat away. - WWE is once again asking many wrestlers to get haircuts, including developmental talents Nova and Lance Cade. Credit: Pro-Wrestling Torch Newsletter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 that's it, we're starting the "Save Nova's Hair" campaign Well, if I was in WWE, I could see why they wouldn't want Tenacious Z around. He'll be ok as long as he doesn't fuck up any moves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Correct if I'm wrong, but isn't Lance Cade's hair maybe shoulder length? Why doesn't WWE just have the "Baldinental Title" or something and have a hair limit to fight for it? It's like the WWE front office is the Borg or something. "Cut your hair if you wish to be assimilated. Resistance is futile." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted February 22, 2003 is the WWE in the Mr Burns mentality of "shave those sideburns Hippie"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted February 22, 2003 I'm waiting for someone to bitch that "the one-legged dude didn't have to get his haircut". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tpww7 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Cut those sideburns Z! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted February 22, 2003 is the WWE in the Mr Burns mentality of "shave those sideburns Hippie"? Nah, Vince just thinks he's Steinbrenner. Only HHH and Don Mattingly have preferential hair treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OnlyMe Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Nova invented haircuts and one legged wrestlers. I hate Nova jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted February 22, 2003 I just want to point out, having seen him wrestle, Lance Cade is in DESPERATE need of a haircut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Seeing some workers currently in the WWE, they need Tenacious Z to put them over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2003 When did George buy the WWF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BoboBrazil Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Nova already cut his hair short. I guess they are going to keep asking people to cut their hair until HHH is the only one with long hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Wasn't the reason Stephanie told Nova to cut his hair because she thought he looked too much like HHH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest teke184 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Apparently the haircuts will continue until morale improves. I'm guessing that will be after both Nash and Trips get their heads shaved, which will be when Hell freezes over unless someone slips them a mickey and does it as a rib. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Wasn't the reason Stephanie told Nova to cut his hair because she thought he looked too much like HHH? Maybe she slept with him accidentally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Basswitch Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Did anyone else read that WWE told Doug Basham that he would not be called up any time soon. Thats got suck, thinking you're going up and then WWE going "Oh yeah, we don't need you, and we wont for a long time". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Wasn't the reason Stephanie told Nova to cut his hair because she thought he looked too much like HHH? Maybe she slept with him accidentally. Which can explain her increased weight. She's having a little Nova! And he's already invented the inner womb inverted kick, which no other fetus can attempt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Edge! Christian! Funaki! Cut your damn hair, you tree-huggers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tpww7 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 And RVD, that damn pothead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Don't forget Kane! That damn hippie! ... Um... oh, wait... never mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TonyJaymzReloaded Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Man, that sucks. Basham is a pretty damn good wretsler. You notice they will bring up shit like 3MW but leave the talented guys like Dinsmore, Conway and Basham in OVW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tetsubeav Report post Posted February 23, 2003 At least they ain't doing hair vs. hair matches for these. RAW and Smackdown would be full of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Yeah, I'd rather have Basham than Tenacious Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted February 23, 2003 At least they ain't doing hair vs. hair matches for these. RAW and Smackdown would be full of them. Oh, I'm sure they're saving that for when Nash comes back... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Yeah, I'd rather have Basham than Tenacious Z Ditto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted February 23, 2003 At least they ain't doing hair vs. hair matches for these. RAW and Smackdown would be full of them. Oh, I'm sure they're saving that for when Nash comes back... Nash would be perfect for the Lucha Rules 2 out 3 hair matches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted February 23, 2003 what the hell is the point of all this "you must cut your hair" crap. Is Vince trying to get Disney as a business Partner? I guess Vince decided that everyone must be identical. So now everyone will have the plain nondescript look of Lesnar, Bautista and all the other guys with the "new school" look. Fuck WWE is becoming part of the Abrecrombie Cult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Man, that sucks. Basham is a pretty damn good wretsler. You notice they will bring up shit like 3MW but leave the talented guys like Dinsmore, Conway and Basham in OVW That's because Basham and Conway are BLAND. (I haven't seen Dinsmore yet). 3MW at least have a uniqueness to them, they don't have much else-they should have been jobbed out and fired by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Basham managed to draw some decent heel heat in his couple Velocity matches, and seemed pretty comfortable in the ring. I haven't seen a lot of his work, but from his few Velocity matches, I liked what I saw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted February 23, 2003 I'm sorry....but this one legged wrestler thing.....I just don't see how it could work........I mean nobody will take him seriously. And the fans will either think "Man this sucks......" or "OH POOR BABY!" When he gets a heel beatdown on him they'll be saying things like "Dammit! He only has one leg!" The one leg thing will be an oddity......it shouldn't be pointed out like that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
