Do You Believe I'm Batman?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

In an effort to create an EVEN MORE USELESS topic then the precedents set by CWM, tank abbot, and E1vis. I have decided to allow you guys to vote for something which you already know is true.

 

 

Is the poster known as MrZsasz, really BATMAN?

 

(HINT: Yes, yes I am.)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who the HELL voted no?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, you didn't include my victory in the OAOAST Newbie Battle Royal in the "Best Part of RTA" poll.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Perhaps you are Batman. But I'm the Joker.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Kotz, that's because you remind too much of my old foe: The Riddler. He too had a love of bright green, an energetic body, and loved raves BUT-AT-LEAST-HE-BELIEVED-I'M-BATMAN!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Perhaps you are Batman. But I'm the Joker.

Well, I hope you had as much fun killing Robin II and crippling Batgirl as I did dropping you off the Gotham bridge after you killed Robin.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I also believe that you are Batman. My avatar challenges you to a fight!

 

EDIT: I'd just like to add that Robin II *deserved* to die. He was a beyotch.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I quickly defeat your avatar, because when it comes down to it, Riddler is a little bitch.

 

He's my favorite villain, but he's a little bitch.

[Guest T®ITEC]

It's not just Riddler through... It's FRANK GORSHIN.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Riddler raves? I love him now.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

It's not just Riddler through... It's FRANK GORSHIN.

Well, he's still a whiney bitch. He's just competant enough that I have to survive being tied to a bomb inside an acid factory before I can kick his bitch ass.

 

 

(PS: Gorshin rules it.)

[Guest T®ITEC]

I concede. Who would you say is the villian most worthy of you, O great winged freak?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'd have to say Ra's Al-Ghul is my most deadly foe. His hot ass Latina daughter is just an incentive.

 

 

Joker is a close second.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who was the other bitch who voted NO?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

DAMMIT! Vote yes or I'll send the Justice League against you.

[Guest razazteca]

George Clooney sux

[Guest Flyboy]

*looks at my name*

 

Nope.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Like the Justicle League's could do anything anyway. I would so drown Aquaman...

[Guest The Superstar]

*looks at my name*

 

Nope.

What does a prepubescent man's pants zipper have to do with Batman?

[Guest Flyboy]

Why do you insist to follow me around the board?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Adam West is not Batman!

 

 

Bruce Wayne (Me.) is!

[Guest The Superstar]

Because you're the coolest cat on this forum.

 

I'm jealous.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Adam West is not Batman!

 

 

Bruce Wayne (Me.) is!

If you are batman, why aren't you out fighting crime right now, instead of talking to strangers via the internet?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Like the Justicle League's could do anything anyway. I would so drown Aquaman...

Are you kidding?

 

 

Aquaman's been trying to drown HIMSELF since he hit on Robin (Dick Greyson) and Robin was all like "Get out of here. Like I'd dump Batgirl for a fish!"

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Adam West is not Batman!

 

 

Bruce Wayne (Me.) is!

If you are batman, why aren't you out fighting crime right now, instead of talking to strangers via the internet?

I'm using VoiceType while fighting Clock King.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I knew that! I would try to help him drown his sorry fish-loving ass...

 

Now then, what to do about that ho Wonder Woman?

 

 

EDIT: OMG you monster! Fighting the great CLOCK KING!!1??!!?! It's atrocious.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I knew that! I would try to help him drown his sorry fish-loving ass...

 

Now then, what to do about that ho Wonder Woman?

Wonder Woman's MY bitch. Superman thought she was gonna pick him, but let's face hit:

 

 

Chicks like the loner with the cool car more than the strong silent boyscout.

[Guest razazteca]

Joel Schoemacher killed Batman

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Well... usually I let Nightwing have the little guys, but tonight I'm in the mood to laugh!

 

 

(Clock King is way thinner in the comic books/real life!)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Joel Schoemacher killed Batman

I love when people say that because right now "BATMAN" is outselling "ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN" there are six titles the TPB's and one-shots are selling out the ass and the WB has a new movie planned.

 

 

Killed him dead, didn't he?