Do You Believe I'm Batman?

[Guest razazteca]

yup Poison Ivy gave him the Kiss of Death

 

who are you really, Ryder Strong? That fancy suit cannot protect you from the truth.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

yup Poison Ivy gave him the Kiss of Death

 

who are you really, Ryder Strong? That fancy suit cannot protect you from the truth.

Actually Schumacher did less to try to kill Batman's dark side than the 60's TV Show did.

 

 

I know your joking, but you should really check your facts before you talk out your ass.

[Guest razazteca]

why do I need facts when I am talking to a lunatic with an identity crisis

 

Tim Burtan OWNZ all

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

why do I need facts when I am talking to a lunatic with an identity crisis

 

Tim Burtan OWNZ all

Because this is one lunatic who knows his shit.

 

 

And that's Tim Burton

[Guest Angle-plex]

argh~

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Batman knows how to link images correctly bitch.

[Guest razazteca]

oh no you found personal krytonite Spelling, I salute you detective

 

Is it ironic that I am currently watchin Batman Returns on WB?

 

But your no Michael Keaton

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

oh no you found personal krytonite Spelling, I salute you detective

 

Is it ironic that I am currently watchin Batman Returns on WB?

 

But your no Michael Keaton

No, I have the acting skills and angst of Keaton, matched with the physique of Bruce Lee.

 

 

Keaton was the second-best actor to portray me. Kevin Conway was the best.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Batman knows how to link images correctly bitch.

Fuck off. The fucking image won't work.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Batman knows how to link images correctly bitch.

Fuck off. The fucking image won't work.

Ooooh, getting testy are we?

 

 

That reminds me of an old story about Killer Croc. PM me and I'll tell you about it.

[Guest razazteca]

Keaton was the second-best actor to portray me. Kevin Conway was the best

so is he the guy that works at the 6 Flags Theme Park or the one from the car alarm commercials?

 

Damn there are more Batmen than Santa Claus

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Keaton was the second-best actor to portray me. Kevin Conway was the best

so is he the guy that works at the 6 Flags Theme Park or the one from the car alarm commercials?

 

Damn there are more Batmen than Santa Claus

Did the voice on Batman: The Animated Series

[Guest razazteca]

He is good but he is no Keith David, the master of animated voices.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

He is good but he is no Keith David, the master of animated voices.

Mark Hamill is the master of voice-acting. His Joker is SO over-the-top it puts Nicholson to shame.

[Guest razazteca]

But that is not his best performance as a Super Villian as his guest spots on The Flash and Jay & Bob Strike Back are more entertaining.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

But that is not his best performance as a Super Villian as his guest spots on The Flash and Jay & Bob Strike Back are more entertaining.

As far as hamming it up, yes.

 

 

But he actually manages some manace in B:TAS.

 

 

Then when he teamed with harley Quinn, the quality really shot up.

[Guest JMA]

I'd have to say Ra's Al-Ghul is my most deadly foe. His hot ass Latina daughter is just an incentive.

She Ra's are both Middle Eastern, FYI.

[Guest JMA]

You can't be The Bat-Man, Zsasz. The "Bat-Man" is just an urban legend created by criminals strung out on too many drugs. Criminals are a cowardly, superstious bunch and so they created a "boogie-man" for themselves. These views are backed up by the Gotham media and lunatics in an insane asylum. Personally, I think the whole thing is just a way to get tourists to come to the crime infected city. Some people think it's a joke from Chicago. Disfigured lunatics, eco-terrorists, masters of fear, mob bosses, and serial killers are the only things odd about Gotham. But a guy in a giant bat-suit?

 

Come on...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Dreamer, his actual birthplace is unknown "Ra's Al-Ghul" isn't even his real name. And Talia looks Latin dammit!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You can't be The Bat-Man, Zsasz. The "Bat-Man" is just an urban legend created by criminals strung out on too many drugs. Criminals are a cowardly, superstious bunch and so they created a "boogie-man" for themselves. These views are backed up by the Gotham media and lunatics in an insane asylum. Personally, I think the whole thing is just a way to get tourists to come to the crime infected city. Some people think it's a joke from Chicago. Disfigured lunatics, eco-terrorists, masters of fear, mob bosses, and serial killers are the only things odd about Gotham. But a guy in a giant bat-suit?

 

Come on...

You just became my fucking hero Dreamer, and that was just for using the old-school hyphenated spelling of "Bat-Man".

 

 

The rest of the post ruled too.

[Guest JMA]

Dreamer, his actual birthplace is unknown "Ra's Al-Ghul" isn't even his real name. And Talia looks Latin dammit!

I'm well aware of that. I also know his name means "The Demon's Head." I'm VERY knowledgable when it comes to Batman.

[Guest JMA]

You just became my fucking hero Dreamer, and that was just for using the old-school hyphenated spelling of "Bat-Man".

 

 

The rest of the post ruled too.

Aw, shucks.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Dreamer, his actual birthplace is unknown "Ra's Al-Ghul" isn't even his real name. And Talia looks Latin dammit!

I'm well aware of that. I also know his name means "The Demon's Head." I'm VERY knowledgable when it comes to Batman.

I have the "Tales From the Demon" TPB, it's a collection of the first appearances of Talia and Ra's from "Into the Den of the Death Dealers" where Batman brings down Dominic Daark once and for all, till "Requiem for a Martyr" where Ra's apparantly dies and Talia and Bats get to ride off into the sunset.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Zsasz:

 

You are not Batman, because I whupped Batman's ass and he seemed to be more of a jackoff.

[Guest Downhome]

After carefully reading your every post, and looking this one over, over and over again, I could come to only one conclusion...

 

...yes MrZsasz, yes you are the one and only Batman. Either that or Ace or Gary, either one.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm using VoiceType while fighting Clock King.

Clock King? Funk dat... you need to take out the dastardly Strawberry Clock and his Clock Crew!

[Guest SP-1]

Zsasz, you have impressed me as I buzzed through part of this thread. You, sir, make a geek proud.

[Guest Sassquatch]

This thread scares me.

 

Oh and the real Batman is Lewis Wilson.

 

Just saying.

[Guest razazteca]

which Batman was Dreamer speaking of, was it the Pre-Crisis, Post Crisis, Zero Hour or some Else World legend?

 

Where does he get these wonderful post?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

He was reffering to the ZERO HOUR incarnation. The ZH batman was regarded as an urban legend, created by Gordon, and he never found out who killed his parents.