Guest notJames Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 I ask that a random person send a correspondence to my father's spouse via the telephone service, for I am on the verge of taking the life of another human being.
Guest Polish_Rifle Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 So, how long after Wrestlemania will Booker be headlining Heat?
Guest CED Ordonez Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 If you are not satisfied with us, the entity known as the New Age Outlaws, then we would like to convey the following: Pleasure us orally and we do indeed mean that in a derogatory manner.
Guest notJames Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 The moment has arrived, the era is at hand... the hour dedicated to Luke Skywalker's father is upon us! I deny that I exist as a solid lump of gold! The moment has arrived, as it has done in the past, to enter the vehicle designated to transport prostitutes. And for those persons who are aware that Don Corleone broadcasts the availability of said prostitutes from New York to L.A. and everywhere in between, I request that you ignite a large confection of marijuana for the father of all providers of whores who is speaking to you now, and mimic the following phrase: "Procuring women of the night is difficult!"
Guest AndrewTS Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 Grasp that object, burnish it up to an attractive texture, rotate that male progeny of a female dog by 90 degrees, and impale it high into your confection-like derriere! The statement which I have just articulated is accurate! I repeat, The statement which I have just articulated is accurate! I condemn that person! I condemn that person to the Judeo-Christian underworld!! That person is fleeing in a manner similar to a canine that has suffered skin burns by boiling water! COMTEMPLATE YOUR FUNCTION AND CLOSE YOUR ORAL CAVITY!!
Guest notJames Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 The moment has arrived for an as-yet undetermined modification, and I refuse to be the recipient from this day forth! What is desired by the entire populace? Cranium! What is required for survival by the sum of all human beings? Cranium! What is the object of affection for all living persons? Cranium!
Guest treble charged Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 Defeat me if you are able to, continue living if I deem it to be so.
Guest notJames Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 Why is everyone disregarding Edgar Allen Poe's bird poem?!?
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 Well let me describe this scenario to you, Gene Who Is Not Very Nice. The Very Masculine Man, Randy Savage, is saying that he wishes to remove MY heavyweight leather strap of the world? Not tonight, my fictional brother! So let me pose this question to you: How are you going to respond, when I get a bolt of adrenaline and start shrugging off all your body blows? Huh? How are you going to respond?!!! To achieve the title of leader, you must defeat the person already in that position! WHOO!
Guest treble charged Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 Unkind, WOOOOOOOOO, by our Heavenly Father, WOOOOOOOOO, Gene!
Guest notJames Posted February 27, 2003 Report Posted February 27, 2003 I proclaim myself a passenger of expensive personal-use aircraft, an excursionist who travels in elongated automobiles, an osculatory bandit, a negotiator of nefarious means and ends, and the offspring of a hand-held ballistic weapon, and whether this fact is pleasing to you or not, strive to achieve affection for said notion forthwith, due to the fact that it is the pinnacle of all things occurring at this moment.
Guest AndrewTS Posted February 28, 2003 Report Posted February 28, 2003 At that moment, in front of the multitudes of my devotees, I will utilize the most galvinizing offensive manuever in the entirety of predecided athletic competition--the Populist Joint-Between-the-Forearm-and-Bicep!
Guest Nater Posted February 28, 2003 Report Posted February 28, 2003 Please obtain the flat-surfaced wooden furniture. I am confident in having been the zenith of talent in the past. My prowess as of the present is relatively unchallenged. Thusly, remaining the pinacle of achievement in the time to be. The reverse motion of one's posterior is acceptable. Accept the terms of the color brown. A source of torment is en route.
Guest notJames Posted February 28, 2003 Report Posted February 28, 2003 A source of torment is en route. That's probably my favourite… … of all the ones that aren't mine.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 28, 2003 Report Posted February 28, 2003 The Contemporary Terra Firma Guild is for the duration of your natural existence. That is surely excessively saaaaaaaaaa-ccharine!
Guest Rob Edwards Posted March 1, 2003 Report Posted March 1, 2003 Dear Lord Bradshaw appears to have equine qualities This goes out to all irregular persons belonging to myself Please step onto the prostitution conveyance
Guest the r-train Posted March 1, 2003 Report Posted March 1, 2003 In this lengthy promo it doth befall That I, one Dwayne by name, present The Rock-all(?) And such a Rock as I would have you think Had on it a superb tattoo, a bull with a wink From which my opponets cower in terror Since all The Rock's people are here-er or there-or. These millions, and millions of the Rock's fans doth show That i AM The Rock, the truth is so, And this the belt which I would like you to shine, And the arse through which you should stick it is solidly thine.
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