SWF Lockdown Card for March 5!!!

[Guest Suicide King]

SWF Lockdown!

LIVE from the Thomas and Mack Center in Las Vegas Nevada, on the beautiful UNLV campus!

All matches due Wednesday 3-5-2003 at 8:00 PM Eastern Time (NO EXTENSIONS. THIS MEANS NO EXTENSIONS.)

Send all matches, promos and booking requests to TheBostonStrangler.

 

I did what I could with what I had. All things considered it is a rather bland card, but I think the matches themselves will make up for it in spades!

 

Time to mess with some alliances. Frustrated by all signs pointing to a low buyrate for this PPV, the King has turned to his most dedicated performers and thrown them into high stake matches! But as if that weren’t enough, he has ensured that the Magnificent Seven will face their most dangerous challenge of all… each other! Will loyalties last when gold is on the line, and can their stablemates be trusted as referees when they know that they are the next in line?

 

 

Opening Promo - Tom Flesher speaks.

 

Hardcore Title Match

Judge Mental v. Fugue

Special Referee – Tom Flesher

Mental is not the most hardcore guy in the world. He’s the first to admit it. Fugue is insane. So, you see, it’s a perfect fit. Each is certainly qualified… and even more so will be the Superior Referee, Tom Flesher! Will Tom screw over Judge in the knowledge that Justice and Rule are coming for his WORLD Tag Championship? And will Annie E make her presence known?

Word Limit: 6000

Rules: Hardcore, so none. Tom’s just there to count the or observe the tap… if he wishes too. Flesher will not be writing a match.

Send to: chirs3

 

Triple Threat Elimination Match

CIA v. Michael Craven v. Johnny Dangerous

Craven won the Contender’s match for the US Title shot last week, but the Champ is busy. Still, we’ve got to keep our contenders in fighting shape! Have fun Craven…

Rules: Triple Threat rules (elimination) DQ and Countout are in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: Grand Slam

 

Tod deKindes returns!!

In something out of some bizarro fed, a wrestler returns instead of leaving! The pseudo German has a lot on his mind and he wants to share it with you, the viewers at home. This should be good.

 

Singles Match for the U.S. Title

Special Referee - Frost

Danny Williams © v. Ejiro Fasaki

Danny Williams if undoubtedly the greatest technical US Champ we’ve ever had. Ejiro Fasaki is no slouch though, and certainly deserves his shot at the big time! Add in the meanest guest ref ever and things will simmer nicely. But the tensions between Frost and Williams are well-known, and of course Ejiro is gonna be chomping at the bit to get a hold of one half of the World Tag Champs! The recipe is for chaos dear children, and I am your chef… but will former champ Mak Francis want a bite? And will Frost even want to get involved, with the knowledge that even bigger fish may be in his future later in the evening…?

Rules: Standard rules. Do not write a match Frost.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg v. El Luchador Magnifico

Magnifico is recovering from a brutal beatdown by Frost last week… but the Commish feels that he still isn’t taking his next opponent very seriously. To remedy this ELM will once again face the tender administrations of Jay Dawg and his hardcore antics! Will ELM be able to fend off this maniac’s attack?

Rules: Standard rules apply.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Main Event

Non-Title Singles Match with Consequences!

Frost v. TNT

The former partners of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang go at it with TNT’s title shot on the line! If TNT doesn’t win, he does NOT get his title match at the PPV due to pissing off King! If Frost wins… well, maybe that title shot will go to him. Maybe not. After pounding ELM’s face into the mat last week we can certainly see that he has what it takes! What I am saying is that if TNT doesn’t prove here and now that he can hang with the big boys, he can go hang himself! It doesn’t matter how TNT wins, but he’d better… after all, Frost is pulling double duty of a sorts.

Rules: Standard Rules apply.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Suicide King

[Guest Suicide King]

Boy, can I spell or what?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Man, I am so fucked up. I don't what to do here. I'll do something, but I'll have to roll the dice as to what.

[Guest realitycheck]

Typo? What typo? Why, King, you most certinally did not forget the 'K' in lockdown. It's right there! After all, I mean, you're god. You don't make mistakes.

 

That said, I think it's a spiffy card. Opener, JD vs ELM, and the Main Event should be specatacular. Provided Explodo-Boy doesn't do his moping trick, anyway...

 

-Z

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Heh... bitch about a little booking... ask for a US title range opponent and get the freaking World Champ...

 

 

 

 

 

NICE!!!

 

*cracks knuckles* Although now I have to fix my promo.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Since I dunno what to write yet, anyone who wants to do a promo with a small cameo by me in it (just to establish the fact that I'll be in the building), well then let me know. We'll brainstorm.

 

And: Stats updated. For fun.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I like it. It has a central throughline throughout the night, forces the main event players to really get things going, and BEGS for a shitload of promos wherein the M7 alternately whine at, snipe at, and punch at each other backstage.

 

I mean, there are seven of you, so if half write promos, even that's pimp-fresh.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

... I... I...

 

...Oh fuck.

[Guest Powerplay]

Holy sweet Jesus, the Magnificent 7 is set upon one-another. Certainly going to bring up some interesting issues here.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oh, and by the way. Who's this Tod deKindes guy? Is he from waaay back in the IGNWF days or something? 'Cause I've never heard of him...

 

- Taylor "Mockery Cheers Me Up" Thompson

[Guest Tod deKindes]

It's a guy who tends to show up when booked.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

It's a guy who tends to show up when booked.

I would like to point out that I had only no-showed TWICE, EVER, pre-Clusterfuck, and even with the two no-shows recently (three including me being a referee) I've always had a damn good reason for not showing up. With that said, it's a shame that I couldn't PM King and TELL him why I no-showed (though it wasn't something like "family emergency" or anything, but rather an accumulation of several things) and now I have to lose my title shot. Wow.

[Guest Ace309]

Yeah, the fed's strong, alright. The needless sniping will only make us bond....

 

TNT's been an unbelievably consistent writer, even though he's too shortsighted to realize that. I'm not sure what exactly is going on in his life right now, but after he wrote through a 103-degree fever, I think this is kind of a valid excuse.

[Guest Ace309]

Oh, and, uh...

 

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CALL

 

OPENING

 

PROMO

 

 

(as if it wasn't implied)

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oh my God. I might actually manage to show for this, though I'm writing while sleepy which usually leads to me writing absolute shit... Oh well, showing says something, does it not?