One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Velocity:

 

Bill DeMott vs Billy Kidman

Stamboli vs Chavo

-Another video of Los Guerreros-

Rey Mysterio vs Shannon Moore

 

 

Confidential:

 

Confidential explores WWE's revealing connection with Playboy Magazine this week. Take a look back at the issues that featured Sable and Chyna and hear from the latest Diva to pose for the famed magazine, Torrie Wilson! Read an exclusive interview with Torrie Wilson right here on WWE.com.Click here!

 

Plus, Jerry "The King" Lawler will tell all about his recent visit to Hugh Hefner's mansion.

 

Speaking of The King, it's widely know that he's a very talented artist. But did you know that the RAW announceer once recorded a few songs? Find out more about the ever-entertaining Jerry Lawler this week.

 

Check it out this Saturday night at 11/10 CT on TNN!

 

---Velocity looks good, as always, but Confidential looks..bleh.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Confidential:

 

Confidential explores WWE's revealing connection with Playboy Magazine this week. Take a look back at the issues that featured Sable and Chyna and hear from the latest Diva to pose for the famed magazine, Torrie Wilson! Read an exclusive interview with Torrie Wilson right here on WWE.com.Click here!

 

Plus, Jerry "The King" Lawler will tell all about his recent visit to Hugh Hefner's mansion.

 

Speaking of The King, it's widely know that he's a very talented artist. But did you know that the RAW announceer once recorded a few songs? Find out more about the ever-entertaining Jerry Lawler this week.

 

Check it out this Saturday night at 11/10 CT on TNN!

Shoot me now.

[Guest razazteca]

Confidential is slowly turning into a Baywatch episode. What's next are they going to reveal that King has a #1 single from Germany?

 

Rey vs Moore looks good + Cheat to Win the reality show!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Here's my take:

 

Bill DeMott vs Billy Kidman

 

The WWE is trying to torture me by sticking Bill DeMott on Velocity, but this week it's not going to work. DeMott may be past his prime and suck the meat missile now, but he can't be any worse than this Indy women's match I saw last night. Nothing like a female wrestler who's "big" and can "hit a choke slam" to really remind me what suck is. Plus, it had a horribly botched one woman conchairto spot where Female B literally crawled into position and laid her head down on the chair so Female A could hit her with it. Then, it was followed up with an atrocious promo to really make my day complete. Maybe I just caught them on a bad week. The last time I watched that show, it had a fun King Kong Bundy squash, future WWE Diva, Gail Kim in action, and a decent Johnny Swinger - Jerry Lynn match. At least the NWATNA commercial was quite cool.

 

Oh yeah, as for this match, well, it's going to suck and DeMott will probably win with his shitty power bomb, but hey, BRING IT ON!

 

Stamboli vs Chavo

 

This should be a fun little match. I enjoy both of these guys, so no complaints here.

 

-Another video of Los Guerreros-

 

This should be funny and add to the show.

 

Rey Mysterio vs Shannon Moore

 

Mysterio matches rarely disappoint me, and I have enjoyed Shannon since his 3-Count days, so I AM ALL FOR THIS!

 

What? No Funaki?

 

Confidential explores WWE's revealing connection with Playboy Magazine this week. Take a look back at the issues that featured Sable and Chyna and hear from the latest Diva to pose for the famed magazine, Torrie Wilson! Read an exclusive interview with Torrie Wilson right here on WWE.com.Click here!

 

This will suck, but it will be better than a rerun, I guess.

 

Plus, Jerry "The King" Lawler will tell all about his recent visit to Hugh Hefner's mansion.

 

Should be decent enough. I sort of enjoy Lawler when he's not announcing.

 

Speaking of The King, it's widely know that he's a very talented artist. But did you know that the RAW announceer once recorded a few songs? Find out more about the ever-entertaining Jerry Lawler this week.

 

It can't be worse than some songs I have heard.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Shoot me now.

 

But only if you shoot me first. Just halfway shoot me, and I'll still have the strength to shoot you.

 

::hands Rob a gun::

 

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Speaking of The King, it's widely know that he's a very talented artist. But did you know that the RAW announceer once recorded a few songs? Find out more about the ever-entertaining Jerry Lawler this week.

Plus, Jerry "The King" Lawler will tell all about his recent visit to Hugh Hefner's mansion.

 

Lawler:"Yahooo! Look at her PUPPIEEESSS! Ohhh! Thanks, Hugh!"

 

*Lawler explores another room in the mansion*

 

Lawler sees a picture with three nude women:"Whoo-hooo! Look at that! Ahhh, ahhhh....ahhhhhhhh....." *Lawler faints from hyperventilation*

 

Speaking of The King, it's widely know that he's a very talented artist. But did you know that the RAW announceer once recorded a few songs? Find out more about the ever-entertaining Jerry Lawler this week.

 

Lawler singing a sad love song:"Ohhhhhhh Staceyyyyyyy.....please come back to meeeeeeeeeee! You knoooowwwww that I haven't seen enough of your pupiiiieeeeeesssss!"

[Guest HartFan86]

Even though I record/watch every Confidential....this one isn't looking good. Yikes.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

The King segment, I'm not expecting much from. As for the Torrie Wilson in Playboy segment, I'm not excactly pumped, but I think it could be good.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

DeMott misses about every punch...

 

Cat: Oh, DeMott's killing Billy!

 

:lol: Umm...yeah. And why is WWE making Matthews a Cole Jr.?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

TWOOOOO~! Geez, that is fastly becoming annoying..

[Guest Eagan469]

*clicks on TNN*

 

*sees Hugh Morrus*

 

*turns TV off*

[Guest Trivia247]

AHhh Velocity where Cruiserweights gets SQUASHED by Heavyweight Lowcarders

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Isn't Kidman unpowerbombable? And..is that a word?

 

DeMott staring at Matthews is.......not right

[Guest tpww7]

Must we see Kendrick get killed again?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I thought it was a good match, actually..

[Guest Trivia247]

for some reason it look like Brian and Steph was actually flirting.

 

interesting.

[Guest HartFan86]

Kurt Angle's ability to put over new, young talent and to make them look credible in their first match (Cena, Kendrick) is uncanny and it puts someone like *cough* HHH to shame.

 

Figured I'd chime that in.

[Guest HartFan86]

That is one cool Wrestlemania graphic.

[Guest tpww7]

*Goes back to watching 60 minute ironman match from ROH Crowning a Champion*

[Guest Trivia247]

Well goes back to WM3 Randy Savage vs Steamboat.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Love the tattoo on Stamboli's back.

 

CHAVO~!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Cat...is...quite annoying. Why the fuck is he pushing for DeMott to beat up Matthews?

[Guest Eagan469]

*goes to watch One Night Only until Confidential starts*

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I really didn't need to see that shot of Stamboli's ass. Thanks.

[Guest HartFan86]

*Watches Confidential Perfect Tribute from last week*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The whole Team Angle-Brock thing may suck... but Heyman acting scared in Steph's office, and then shocked when Brock picks him is the only good thing about it.

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL @ Heyman going to Tazz...."HELP ME! HELP ME!"

 

I must be the only one who found that funny.

 

*Back to Perfect Confidential*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Heyman's Reaction = Priceless.... Angle's 'well, glad it's you and not me' reaction is gold as well

[Guest tpww7]

Spanky and Low- Ki are beating the fuck out of each other....15 mins till confidential.

[Guest HartFan86]

That "Bret Hart Owns Hogan" sign at ringside is actually my friend Paul Nemer from Wrestleview.com.