Guest EQ Report post Posted March 1, 2003 Viva La Poop: FUCK! ZackMalibu: ?? Viva La Poop: i just got back from getting food, right? ZackMalibu: Yup... Viva La Poop: bought some spaghettio's Viva La Poop: looking forward to them ZackMalibu: Always good. Viva La Poop: NO CAN OPENER Viva La Poop: GOD DAMMIT ZackMalibu: ::slaps forehead:: ZackMalibu: D'oh! ZackMalibu: Bottle opener at least? Viva La Poop: nope ZackMalibu: Damnit. ZackMalibu: Puncture the can open? ZackMalibu: Maybe if you throw it REALLY HARD against the wall. ZackMalibu: lol Viva La Poop: lol Viva La Poop: i'm gonna try to put a knife through it Viva La Poop: heh... i feel like a monkey trying to open a coconut ZackMalibu: LOL Viva La Poop: it's there... i can see it... i know there's good stuff inside, but i can't open it ZackMalibu: that sucks man ZackMalibu: anyone near you got an opener? Viva La Poop: maybe, but then i'd have to tell them how i was stupid enough to get myself in this predicament in the first place ZackMalibu: Maybe Dames could come open it with his COCK~! ZackMalibu: lol sorry I had to Viva La Poop: haha... but then think about it Viva La Poop: would i really want to eat it after that? Viva La Poop: FUCK NO! ZackMalibu: LOL this is true. But you left yourself open for it. ZackMalibu: The joke, not the cock... Viva La Poop: heh Viva La Poop: too bad timmy ain't online Viva La Poop: he'd get a kick out of this Viva La Poop: ... and then never let me hear the end of it ZackMalibu: He was here not that long ago, and just signed off as usual without saying so Viva La Poop: yeah, i noticed he does that *time passes* Viva La Poop: SUCCESS! I pierced the can! ZackMalibu: WOOHOO!!! *more time passes* ZackMalibu: Anymore luck with the battle of the can? Viva La Poop: i am attempting to empty the contents of the can through a hole roughly about the size of my thumb ZackMalibu: LOL, much luck? Viva La Poop: hah... more than you'd expect Viva La Poop: damn... if i was this determined with my schoolwork, i'd have had my masters after FRESHMAN YEAR ZackMalibu: lol *more time passes* Viva La Poop: well, i emptied about 80 - 90% of the can. there are still some O's left in there, but every battle must have its casualties ZackMalibu: haha, good point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted March 2, 2003 Beautiful. Ingenuity is always a good thing. I'm sure I've screwed up a few teeth trying to gnaw a cap off of a pepsi that wouldn't open from time to time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted March 2, 2003 Beautiful. Ingenuity is always a good thing. I'm sure I've screwed up a few teeth trying to gnaw a cap off of a pepsi that wouldn't open from time to time. Why not just poke a hole in the Pepsi and slurp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 3, 2003 You know that SPAM comes with its own opening device! If your really smart you could go with the flip top lid of Pork N Beans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Should've just bashed a hole in it with a hammer, and ripped the can open. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted March 3, 2003 I would have used one of those knives that can cut through cans.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2003 EQ...why didn't you just smash it on the ground until it burst? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Because then I would have had to pick up all the O's off the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted March 6, 2003 I'm a part of TSM history...*sniff* I'm so proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 6, 2003 This situation could've been resolved like any other typical situation: a high-caliber bullet at point blank range. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ElectricRaccoon Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Ginsu the bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 ZackMalibu: LOL this is true. But you left yourself open for it. ZackMalibu: The joke, not the cock... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
