Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Okay, so I get an IM from a dude with the screenname of "IickabIeman." I accept, just to see what the hell it is, and I get this... IickabIeman: Hey Kotzenjunge: (snicker) Howdy. IickabIeman: "My mouth is watering for the Booker/Trips program." Imagine a 1998 Booker/2001 HHH program, even better. Imagine a 1996 HBK vs 2000 program, even better than their 2002 feud. Imagine. IickabIeman: yep IickabIeman: 28-32 is prime IickabIeman: 33+ you decline IickabIeman: lol Kotzenjunge: Oh dear. IickabIeman: you sell the prime IickabIeman: and you want more Kotzenjunge: Like Amway? IickabIeman: i attempt to give you more IickabIeman: but then you no sell me Kotzenjunge: Like Amway? IickabIeman: what is that? Kotzenjunge: Is Prime the same as Amway? Kotzenjunge: www.amway.com IickabIeman: let me check that out Kotzenjunge: And is there any particular reason you've decided to make a name of "LickableMan?" IickabIeman: yes Kotzenjunge: What, are you all about the cock or something? IickabIeman: no IickabIeman: 28-32 is prime Kotzenjunge: But what about the cock? IickabIeman: it is when you are at your best and IickabIeman: no IickabIeman: listen Kotzenjunge: I want to know about the cock. IickabIeman: you are SMOOTH IickabIeman: you are lickable 28-32 Kotzenjunge: Look, I don't care about licking. Kotzenjunge: I want to know about the cock. Kotzenjunge: Teach me about it. IickabIeman: I think jacking off might be harmful to your body Kotzenjunge: What, are you a Enuch or something? IickabIeman: If you believe that when you jack off, you want to have sex with what you are jacking off to. IickabIeman: And when you don't have sex with what you are jacking off to, you are denying what you body wants. IickabIeman: And that is harmful. Kotzenjunge: But this answers none of my cock questions. IickabIeman: What is a Enuch? Kotzenjunge: Someone who is physically unable to answer cock questions. IickabIeman: I used to play with my penis a bit when I was younger IickabIeman: not jacking off IickabIeman: but like some can move their ear lobes IickabIeman: i think most can move their cocks IickabIeman: up and down IickabIeman: and IickabIeman: you know how your dick is like a cyclops IickabIeman: with 1 eye IickabIeman: well i liked to move the eye, or the dick hole back and forth Kotzenjunge: Look, I don't want to know about earlobes, I don't want to know about Prime or Amway, I just want to know about the cock. IickabIeman: so it looks like its talking IickabIeman: and sometimes Kotzenjunge: Not your cock, just THE cock. IickabIeman: i pushed the penis top IickabIeman: inside the penis body IickabIeman: so it looks like there is no penis top IickabIeman: and then IickabIeman: it looks like a flower is blooming IickabIeman: when you released the penis IickabIeman: the penis top comes out IickabIeman: it is cool to watcyh IickabIeman: *watch IickabIeman: what do you want to know about the cock? Kotzenjunge: Teach me all of its wonders. Kotzenjunge: How it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. IickabIeman: Well your dick can fuck a pussy IickabIeman: and make a baby IickabIeman: to continue life Kotzenjunge: This isn't news to me. Kotzenjunge: How does the cock affect Amway, and thus affect prime? IickabIeman: What exactly is amway? IickabIeman: I looked on the site for a few seconds IickabIeman: didn't tell me what it is IickabIeman: it looks like an airline service IickabIeman: i IMed someone and he thought it was some gardening store IickabIeman: so what is it? IickabIeman: well about penises and prime IickabIeman: a penis's prime is at its best 28-32 Kotzenjunge: No no no. Kotzenjunge: I want to know how penii are related to prime AND Amway. IickabIeman: what is amway? Kotzenjunge: Dude, if you don't know what Amway is, you're of no use to me. Kotzenjunge: Amway IS the cock. IickabIeman: How so? IickabIeman: Amway is a business IickabIeman: How is it "the cock"? Kotzenjunge: You're supposed to tell me that. IickabIeman: I searched on google IickabIeman: Amway + cock IickabIeman: didn't find anything Kotzenjunge: Google probably doesn't have anything about prime either. Shows how much it knows. Kotzenjunge: Fine, if you can't tell me about the cock, can we just cyber? IickabIeman: you are a guy IickabIeman: i am a guy Kotzenjunge: Your point? Kotzenjunge: I want your massive black cock. IickabIeman: i'm white Kotzenjunge: You told me you were black. IickabIeman: yep Kotzenjunge: I'm disappointed now. Kotzenjunge: Fine, I'll take the white cock. IickabIeman: whites have massive cocks too Kotzenjunge: It's the same jizz coming out. Kotzenjunge: The same tasty jizz. IickabIeman: i thought blacks make black jizz? IickabIeman: like black women make chocolate milk IickabIeman: .. IickabIeman: ok Kotzenjunge: Well, you start us off. IickabIeman: What about we talk about Kylie Mingoue IickabIeman: whatever he name is IickabIeman: the no name IickabIeman: first of all Kotzenjunge: No, I want hot man sex. IickabIeman: is she/he a guy or a girl? Kotzenjunge: Kylie is a burly Canadian pop star. Kotzenjunge: With a ten inch penis. IickabIeman: She hasn't been mentioned once on 411wrestling.com IickabIeman: they mention new people all the time IickabIeman: like 50 cent IickabIeman: nobody has mentioned her Kotzenjunge: 50 Cent has a big penis too. IickabIeman: other than TSM Kotzenjunge: Go to www.mtv.com and look Kylie up. Kotzenjunge: Meanwhile, start us off. IickabIeman: that doesn't matter IickabIeman: she isn't mainstream Kotzenjunge: (grabs him and kisses him) IickabIeman: or else she would be discussed on general sites Kotzenjunge: Just shut up and give me some tongue. IickabIeman: Did you do this to make friends with those white metal kids? IickabIeman: A black guy wanting some tongue Kotzenjunge: I'm not black. IickabIeman: You likely are IickabIeman: I believe you had a pic of yourself on TSM IickabIeman: and you were black Kotzenjunge: Fine then, bend over and accept my throbbing black cock. IickabIeman: no thanks Kotzenjunge: Tough, I'm raping you. Kotzenjunge: (shoves him down and removes his pants) IickabIeman: i just chopped your dick off IickabIeman: nothing you can do now Kotzenjunge: I' Kotzenjunge: ve got a tongue. Kotzenjunge: I'll lick your asshole. IickabIeman: i chopped that off too Kotzenjunge: I'll finger you then. IickabIeman: i chopped those off too Kotzenjunge: Then I'll use my toes. IickabIeman: i chopped everything off IickabIeman: you have nothing Kotzenjunge: Then I demand you fuck my asshole. IickabIeman: you can't talk IickabIeman: you are blind IickabIeman: you are deaf IickabIeman: you just have a head IickabIeman: a neck IickabIeman: and a body IickabIeman: with no arms or legs Kotzenjunge: Fuck that noise. I want some manlove. IickabIeman: no dick Kotzenjunge: I want you to talk Prime to me while we make sweet love. IickabIeman: i'm at a different computer now IickabIeman: maybe this will work IickabIeman: say something IickabIeman: i have no mic Kotzenjunge: You should be hearing my moans and groans as I masturbate with margarine thinking about you. IickabIeman: where is your mic? Kotzenjunge: At the top of my monitor. IickabIeman: plug it in Kotzenjunge: It's built-in. IickabIeman: ok IickabIeman: then use it Kotzenjunge: I am. Kotzenjunge: But I need to concentrate on my penis right now, as I think about yours. IickabIeman: no thanks IickabIeman: i am going to enjoy it when this conversation gets posted on TSM IickabIeman: i'll get someone to post it for me IickabIeman: or since i'm on a different computer, i can probably register and post it Kotzenjunge: Not if I do it first. IickabIeman: unless they already know you as a weirdo Kotzenjunge: I want people to see me declare my love for you, Prime man. Kotzenjunge: With your Prime Penis. IickabIeman: it isn't about me IickabIeman: its about prime Kotzenjunge: And Prime asshole. IickabIeman: Fuck prime IickabIeman: don't fuck me Kotzenjunge: And Prime tongue. IickabIeman: jack off to prime IickabIeman: don't jack off to me Kotzenjunge: But I want to fuck you. Kotzenjunge: Badly. IickabIeman: Why? Kotzenjunge: Because you're dark and mysterious. And kinky. Kotzenjunge: I like kinky. Kotzenjunge: Would you let me chili-dog you? IickabIeman: get Kinetic to sell for me IickabIeman: he isn't online now IickabIeman: but he has been no selling me Kotzenjunge: But I want to chili-dog you more. IickabIeman: i don't do chili-dogs IickabIeman: i do do penis fights IickabIeman: get a boner IickabIeman: then battle the dicks like swords IickabIeman: until one of them gets really hurt IickabIeman: or damaged IickabIeman: or falls off IickabIeman: that is fun IickabIeman: or Kotzenjunge: I've done it. IickabIeman: try to drink a milkshake through your penis IickabIeman: ever tried that? Kotzenjunge: I've done everything possible with my cock. Kotzenjunge: I want to add you to my conquests. IickabIeman: If you love me so much, why don't you promote prime IickabIeman: in TSM, create prime threads Kotzenjunge: No. Kotzenjunge: I love you. Kotzenjunge: But I do not love prime. Kotzenjunge: It is the same as a woman loving the cock but not her sex toys. Kotzenjunge: Now Lickable Man, let me lick you up and down. IickabIeman: This isn't about me Kotzenjunge: Please. IickabIeman: This is about prime Kotzenjunge: But I want you. IickabIeman: I will no sell you for now IickabIeman: what you are doing won't work IickabIeman: but will IM you later IickabIeman: about prime Kotzenjunge: Please, let me stick my cock into your tight asshole so you can flex your muscular ass upon my penis. IickabIeman: this won't get me to stop talking prime to you Kotzenjunge: I will squeal in ecstasy. Kotzenjunge: And release my manseed into your anus. Kotzenjunge: Then I will let you do it to me. Kotzenjunge: Please don't leave me. Kotzenjunge: I'm horny and DYING to fuck. Kotzenjunge: (cries) No cock for me tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2003 OK. First, I don't understand prime and shit...but overall...this shit was MUTHAFUCKIN HILARIOUS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted March 3, 2003 LMFAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 3, 2003 LOL! Classic stuff. I hate that Prime guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted March 3, 2003 An entertaining read, prime guy sounds like he's in for some hot man lovin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Is "prime" a cult or something now. I remember a prime guy in the WWF chats during my AOL days(left about two years ago). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Is "prime" a cult or something now. I remember a prime guy in the WWF chats during my AOL days(left about two years ago). No, it's the same guy, I met him for the first time in an AOL WWF chat also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Kotzenjunge: Fine then, bend over and accept my throbbing black cock. IickabIeman: no thanks Kotzenjunge: Tough, I'm raping you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2003 I'm still hungover from Saturday and this did NOT help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Why are you accpeting IMs from the name "lickableman" in the first place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Crazy yo. That prime dude talked to me for the first time the other day. I started going on about 2Pac and he left me alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Why are you accpeting IMs from the name "lickableman" in the first place? I was also talking to the AIM version of the OAOAST's ZACK ATTACK~! at the time, I figured it was just another joke name someone made up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted March 3, 2003 He wrote to me too: IickabIeman: hi Im The Mole: who is it? IickabIeman: when are you the most lickable? IickabIeman: when are you the most smooth? IickabIeman: when do you look not old IickabIeman: and not young IickabIeman: but just at your best? IickabIeman: prime of course IickabIeman: go to no holds barred IickabIeman: read the lickableman thread IickabIeman: by kotzenjunge IickabIeman: Booker T vs Scott Steiner on Raw IickabIeman: Steiner is a heel Im The Mole: ok IickabIeman: that is gay IickabIeman: Can you dig it? FELLAS IickabIeman: dumb Im The Mole: can you be anymore of a tool? Im The Mole: just go away, stop botherin me, AND GET A LIFE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 3, 2003 Fuggin' loser. Sadly, we'd never know if he was killed or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 4, 2003 Hmrph. I didn't laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 4, 2003 You saw that picture I posted and you didn't laugh? I've seen ol' Diamond Darrell Lance about 50 times now, and I still get a chuckle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 5, 2003 You saw that picture I posted and you didn't laugh? Can't say I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 5, 2003 ::Shanks Flyboy:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 5, 2003 *hugs AoO* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 5, 2003 (bitchslaps Flyboy) He's MY man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 5, 2003 I have someone else anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted March 5, 2003 You saw that picture I posted and you didn't laugh? I've seen ol' Diamond Darrell Lance about 50 times now, and I still get a chuckle. I think being familiar with Diamond Dimebag would've helped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 5, 2003 You saw that picture I posted and you didn't laugh? I've seen ol' Diamond Darrell Lance about 50 times now, and I still get a chuckle. I think be familiar with Diamond Dimebag would've helped. Don't you mean "being"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Juh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted March 5, 2003 Kotz you have way too much time on your hands my freind! Still that was some funny shit, reminded me of some guy talking about his g/f poking his dick with a stick in a chat I was in There's some fuck ups out there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted March 5, 2003 You saw that picture I posted and you didn't laugh? I've seen ol' Diamond Darrell Lance about 50 times now, and I still get a chuckle. I think being familiar with Diamond Dimebag would've helped. I can remember when that guy transitioned from Diamond to Dimebag. I was all like "huh? that's quite possibly the lamest thing I've ever seen." I was a big fan of Cowboys from Hell and Vulgar Display of Power back in my innocent metal-loving days. Pantera is metal right? I don't want to get you guys on my ass on some weird technicality that only metalheads know about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Kotzenjunge: Fine then, bend over and accept my throbbing black cock. IickabIeman: no thanks Kotzenjunge: Tough, I'm raping you. .....best...line....ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
