They Said it Wouldn't Happen

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Yes, the XPW fan of the SmartMarks forums is going to the CZW show this saturday night!!! My first CZW live event, and it is back in Viking Hall!

 

Grudge Match

The H8 Club (Nick Gage & Nate Hatred) vs. HI V (The Messiah & B-Boy)

 

CZW Iron Man Title Match

"Sick" Nick Mondo© vs. Trent Acid

 

CZW Jr. Title Match

Ruckus© vs. Chri$ Ca$h

 

Trifecta Semi-Finals Block 1

Justice vs. Jerelle Clark vs. Steve Madison

 

Trifecta Semi-Finals Block 2

TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA

 

Trifecta Semi-Finals Block 3

TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA

 

Submission Match

Nick Berk vs. Tony Mamaluke

 

Baseball Bat Match

Ric Blade vs. Johnny Kashmere

 

Jon Dahmer & Cory Kastle vs. Jude & Niles Young

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

emax in the second match of the 1st round you have jimmy rave and mayhem and the third has menace the blackenese assasin

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

ah, thank you my good man

[Guest netslob]

who's "TBA", and why is he wrestling himself in two matches?

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Now theres another perfectly good name I should be using for a jobber in ewr, "TBA"

[The Dames 0]

Hey Emax...how are you getting there?

 

Dames

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Someone from the CZWFans board is driving me, cause we both live in NYC.

[Guest kingkamala]

Driving with a semi-stranger Emax.....hmmmm how do you know this guy isn't a homicidal maniac(Man that line above sets up for a cheesy Sabu joke)

[Guest Sandman9000]

Figured you'd be taking the ROH/BOTB3 bus Emax. Can't afford it, or just don't want to go to ROH?

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Actually what has happened saddens me.

The 2nd trimester in school is over on friday.

But 3rd trimester starts on monday, and for seniors like myself, this trimester is a senior project/internship trimester, and I am working as an assistant manager for vector marketing. i get good pay, but i have to work a lot and don't have any days off, so I can no longer go to wrestling shows anymore. So, I figured CZW is in Viking on sat, and its probably going to be the last wrestling show I can go to for a while, so I figured why not?

[The Dames 0]

I am working as an assistant manager for vector marketing. i get good pay, but i have to work a lot and don't have any days off, so I can no longer go to wrestling shows anymore.

HA! You're selling Cutco huh....

 

Biggest ripoff of all time, baby.

 

Dames

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Hey I think its a good product, although a bit pricey, but hey, ive made a ton of money doing it.

 

Did you ever work for them?

 

Oh and Sandman, the best of the best/roh is in april, and i can't go to it.

[Guest Sandman9000]

D'oh, thought it was this month for some strange reason.

 

Ah well, I can't make it either.

 

But TOD2 or bust.

[The Dames 0]

Hey I think its a good product, although a bit pricey, but hey, ive made a ton of money doing it.

 

Did you ever work for them?

 

Oh and Sandman, the best of the best/roh is in april, and i can't go to it.

Yeah, I did. I hated it....except for the fact that I met a girl I dated for 7 months working there.

 

I got paid shit, the work was shit and I got shit out of it.

 

Dames

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Oh, I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy the job.

 

I think that its pretty fun, and usually have fun on my demos, and I usually sell well, so im happy.

[The Dames 0]

I enjoyed doing demos too, but trying to sell high end knives and stuff in the Bronx was VERY difficult. I loved the penny cutting scissors and I still have them. They were BOSS.

 

Dames

[Guest Sandman9000]

How do you have trouble selling weapons in the Bronx?

[The Dames 0]

....Good one Sandman.

 

Well, If I remember correctly, the Homemaker set (which is supposed to be the first thing you pimp in the demo) costs about $720 for a variety of KITCHEN Knives. After they refuse to pay that much, you drop down to less pricey deals and such, but even so, the least expensive single knife is 35 bucks. I miss the sandwich spreader.

 

Dames

[Guest Sandman9000]

Can't say I blame them for not dropping 35 on a knive now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm so getting banned after that last one.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

Hey I think its a good product, although a bit pricey, but hey, ive made a ton of money doing it.

 

Did you ever work for them?

 

Oh and Sandman, the best of the best/roh is in april, and i can't go to it.

that's bullshit - you've never made any fucking money off cutco - nobody has. you just sold your soul to rip off sales and feel suckered so you lie about how much you make.

 

you make nothing.

 

cutco

[The Dames 0]

I made 150 bucks off of cutco....in 3 months.

 

My main problem is that I was 16 and I had no mode of transportation, so I was a kid lugging knives on busses and trains, trying to find where I'm going in poor neighborhoods trying to pimp high end kitchen ware. I'm so glad I quit that job.

 

Dames

Edited March 5, 2003 by The Dames

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

Hey I think its a good product, although a bit pricey, but hey, ive made a ton of money doing it.

 

Did you ever work for them?

 

Oh and Sandman, the best of the best/roh is in april, and i can't go to it. 

that's bullshit - you've never made any fucking money off cutco - nobody has. you just sold your soul to rip off sales and feel suckered so you lie about how much you make.

 

you make nothing.

 

cutco

What are you talking about? I have sold over $16,000 worth of Cutco, and I made a lot of money, as well as some of my friends too.

[Guest Miss Indy Queen]

Dames you have to tell them the story about the lady who you made you wait for hours. I still crack up over that story.

[JustJoe2k5 0]

You need to do a review of this show when you get back. The Trifecta Elimination tournament should be great. I predict a final of Justice vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Menace with Justice going on to Best of the Best 3. I've heard alot about Menace, especially his awesome finisher The Decapitator, a Van Terminator diagonally across the ring. If possible could you take some pictures and try and get shots of the above move. Sorry to hear about you not being able to go the anymore shows for a while. I think you picked a good show to go to.