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Guest The Tino Standard
Posted

Normally, I get annoyed with WWE.com and their rigged polls, but every once in awhile, they put up a funny one, such as this...

 

What superstar's hometown is your favorite?

- Parts Unknown

- Deepest Darkest Africa

- Bad Street

- Dudleyville

- Death Valley

- Truth or Consequences

 

Parts Unknown easily gets my vote. What are some other ones that might have been left off?

Guest Caliban
Posted

The Outer Reaches Of Your Mind (Damien Demento)

 

Who Knows Where? (Who?)

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
This isn't a WWE/WWF one, but...

 

The Land of Yin and Yang (The Zodiac. Do I love the gimmick for no good reason? YES! NO! YES! NO! YES!)

The Dungeon of Doom. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

or

 

The Great Barrier Reef, the Shark! SHARK ATTACK! SHARK ATTACK! SHARK ATTACK!

Guest MD2020
Posted

Since WCW is now owned by WWE, they should have put up WCW Special Forces, or whever the hell Firebreaker Chip was from.

Guest razazteca
Posted

Bad Street USA, is Dok Hendreks still the mayor?

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

-Every woman's dream

-Every man's nightmare

-Cold depths of hell

-Anywhere he damn well pleases

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

-- Web City, USA

-- Sweetwater in the great country of Texas.

-- Philadelphia, Pittsburgh.

-- Japan. No city, just Japan.

-- Soon to be used for Evolution: from the nearest medical facility!

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Wasn't Kane announced "from Hellfire and Brimstone"

 

You can't go wrong with Dudleyvile or Bad Street, U.S.A.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Shit...who was it in ECW that was announced as "from The Hood," it might have been New Jack.

Guest The Last Free Voice
Posted

to many good ones to pick from. I just cant do it.

Guest notJames
Posted

My favourite is Toronto, Canada, since Lillian Garcia has somehow obliterated the rest of Ontario.

 

And it's not like she does that with any other province. She says Winnipeg, Manitoba and Calgary, Alberta just fine. Whassupwidat?

 

And just for your edification, I'm originally from Kingston, Cana… I mean, Ontario, which is just north of The Dark Side but two towns over from Parts Unknown.

Guest NoCalMike
Posted

D-von Dudley being from the "southside" of Dudleyville is hilarious, but they don't have Joel Gertner to do each intro for each Dudley so the affect aint there.

 

Raven from the Bowery(sp?)

 

Parts Unknown has always been a favorite.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted
D-von Dudley being from the "southside" of Dudleyville is hilarious, but they don't have Joel Gertner to do each intro for each Dudley so the affect aint there.

Yeah, without Joel the name just doesn't mean the same thing.

 

"He weighs in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped, chissled, and JAAAAAAACKED! 247 lbs...from Southside Dudleyville, D-von Dudley!"

 

Buh Buh was the "Dudleyville sports legend" from Metropolitan, Dudleyville

 

And Big Dick was from the "Twisted Steel City section of Dudleyville"

 

They should bring back Joel just do do this kind of thing...although the Dudleys would have to be heels.

Guest jester
Posted
My favourite is Toronto, Canada, since Lillian Garcia has somehow obliterated the rest of Ontario.

 

And it's not like she does that with any other province. She says Winnipeg, Manitoba and Calgary, Alberta just fine. Whassupwidat?

 

And just for your edification, I'm originally from Kingston, Cana… I mean, Ontario, which is just north of The Dark Side but two towns over from Parts Unknown.

"ALL THE GOOD KINGSTON BOYS!" -Don Cherry

Guest NoCalMike
Posted
D-von Dudley being from the "southside" of Dudleyville is hilarious, but they don't have Joel Gertner to do each intro for each Dudley so the affect aint there.

Yeah, without Joel the name just doesn't mean the same thing.

 

"He weighs in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped, chissled, and JAAAAAAACKED! 247 lbs...from Southside Dudleyville, D-von Dudley!"

 

Buh Buh was the "Dudleyville sports legend" from Metropolitan, Dudleyville

 

And Big Dick was from the "Twisted Steel City section of Dudleyville"

 

They should bring back Joel just do do this kind of thing...although the Dudleys would have to be heels.

Yah not to mention that they referred to D-von as the "brother from another mother"

Guest Your Olympic Hero
Posted
-The last house on the left.

haha hack meyers... good stuff

 

Balls Mahoney, from "Nutley" NJ

Guest Your Olympic Hero
Posted

Also, they used to bill Sid Vicious as being from "Wherever the hell he wants to be". I always thought taht was cool.

 

 

 

Ted DiBiase, when he had the Million Dollar Man gimmick, would always have things like "Currently at his summer residence in Jacksonville, FL" and things like that. A nice little touch to show he has enough money for multiple homes.

Posted

Some of my favorite hometowns were "The Isle of Samoa," "110th Street in Harlem, New York," and Philadelphia, PA, for midcarders in other promotions who spent time in ECW.

While that's a fun little poll, my favorite poll off of WWE or F.com was after Angle drove in on the milk truck after Summerslam 2001. The poll asked who should drive in on what kind of truck. Some choices were:

 

Regal in a tea truck

Tajiri in a green mist truck

Kane in a fire truck

Gangrel in mysterious red liquid truck

 

which prompted me to ask "Gangrel still works here?!"

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