CZW SHOW 3/8 - IS IT GOOD ENUFF

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

TAG-TEAM GRUDGE MATCH

The Messiah & B-Boy    VS    The H8 Club

CZW IRON-MAN CHAMPIONSHIP

"Sick" Nick Mondo    VS    Trent Acid

BASEBALL BATS ARE LEGAL

Johnny Kashmere    VS    Ric Blade

CZW JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Ruckus    VS    Chri$ Ca$h

SUBMISSION MATCH

Tony Mamaluke    VS    Nick Berk

ONCE FRIEND...NO BITTER ENEMIES

Ian Knoxx    VS    Chris Styles

Jon Dahmer & Cory Kastle    VS    Jude & Niles Young

 

OK NOW I HAVE A FUCKIN QUESTION.

 

I am a big fan of puroresu and good technical wrestling - michinoku pro, even some Lucha..I HATE garbage wrestling (Hoss wrestling, and punch kick tables/chair brawling).

 

Is this show for me? I'm pretty cheap and I only want to spend my hard earned money if this show HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SO GOOD - IT WILL DRIVE ME TO RIP OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND COMMIT SUICIDE ON THE SPOT!!!!

 

I don't recognize any of the wrestlers there - except for Marmaluke - who I think is an overrated piece of dog shit? Being that I'm a "Smart Workrate Snob" - will I like this show as much as ROH?

 

AND FURTHERMORE - WILL I LIKE IT ENOUGH THAT I WILL GO HOME, TAKE A SHOTGUN TO MY FACE AND BLOW MYSELF AWAY - BLOW MY WORTHLESS SOUL STRAIGHT TO HELL..

 

*THAT* is the level of enjoyment I'm looking for.

[Guest Sandman9000]

To be blunt and honest, no.

 

 

 

 

BOTB3 would be the show that would drive you to kill yourself out of pleasure.

 

And way to forget the trifecta, the highlight of this show.

[Guest gangsteruwa]

You can't really compare CZW and ROH as they are very different. CZW is generally higher on the holy shit value, while ROH would be for a workrate freak. Don't get me wrong. CZW has some great wrestlers, but they like to use some hardcore elements. That turns some people away. It isn't mindless New Jack style matches. It's more like very good wrestling matches with the occasional weapon thrown in.

 

Here is my opinion on the 3/8 show:

 

The Messiah & B-Boy VS The H8 Club

should be very good and very stiff.

 

"Sick" Nick Mondo VS Trent Acid

depends on how they feel. Acid got a concussion last week, so who knows. this could be a spotty match though.

 

Johnny Kashmere VS Ric Blade

I don't really like Ric Blade, but this match could be fun....once again, it will probably be really spotty.

 

Ruckus VS Chri$ Ca$h

I like both of these guys, and I think this match will be good....and once again...spotty. haha

 

Tony Mamaluke VS Nick Berk

I think this may turn out to be one of my favorite matches of the show. Both guys are great technical wrestlers. Very good match.

 

Ian Knoxx VS Chris Styles

I really don't know what to think about this one. I get the feeling this could be pretty good.

 

Jon Dahmer & Cory Kastle VS Jude & Niles Young

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! sorry, I don't care for the students. Dahmer (not a student) is pretty fun to watch, because he just drops people on their heads a lot. I'm not expecting much out of this match though.

 

The Trifecta

could be really good, or it could suck balls. It depends who else is in it. Right now it doesn't look that bad.

 

In conclusion I suggest you wait for the ROH/CZW Double Header on April 12th. That will be a great day of wrestling. You will definately want to kill yourself in joy after that.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'll analyze the card.

 

ZANDIG'S TRIFECTA ELIMINATION

One Person To Recieve Automatic Entry into BOTB3

 

Justice vs. Steve Madison vs. Jerelle Clark

 

Mayhem vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Max

 

Menace vs. ? vs. ?

 

Conventional wisdom has Jimmy Rave going over. I'm wondering if the Mayhem and Max he is facing is Mike Mayhem, who faced Livewyre and the Grim Reefer at Uncivilized, and if Max is Heavy Max Feury, of SSSHeadbutt fame and appeared at BOTB2, facing Mamaluke and Ruckus. Unless there is some huge name in the third bracket, this is Rave's to lose. I do have a feeling that we will see more then one person from the Trifecta in BOTB3. (Under the assumption that Rave will win) I could see Justice in it, and if Jerelle Clark hits the 630, he could steal the show and win himself a spot, even if he doesn't go over. BTW, Justice vs. Rave vs. a ? for the finals.

 

Messiah & B-Boy vs. H8 Club (Nick Gage & Nate Hatred)

 

Should be good and stiff, but will be better then COD4's Chris Hero & B-Boy vs. H8 Club, since the H8 Club won't slaughter Messiah. I don't know if this or the Trifecta final with be the ME, but this will be a canidate for MOTN. H8 Club to go over, pinning B-Boy, for revenge to last month's tag title loss to the Backseats, though a Backseat run-in or Dewey interference isn't out of the question.

 

CZW Iron Man Championship

"Sick" Nick Mondo © vs. Trent Acid

 

With Acid's concussion, a striker like Mondo isn't a person for him to face. Mondo is usually pretty careful with his strikes, less stiff then Low-Ki but more impactful then Ric Blade, but could do some serious damage to Acid with Acid in the state he is in. Look for this match to not happen.

 

Baseball Bats Are Legal

Johnny Kashmere vs. Ric Blade

 

Originally supposed to occur at Live Again, but Kashmere threw out his back and the match was changed to Blade vs. GQ. Blade's reestablished himself in CZW, but has jobbed to the Backseats, Kashmere, and B-Boy in the past four months, only beating GQ. A victory here will most likely end the feud and make Blade a major player in CZW. I think Blade's paid his dues and will go over, but a Kashmere victory won't be surprising.

 

CZW Jr. Heavyweight Championship Match

Ruckus © vs. Chri$ Ca$h

 

No contest. There is a three-way feud over the Jr. Heavyweight belt involving these two and Sonjay Dutt, so Sonjay will make his presence felt here in this matchup. At most, Ruckus will go over to obtain the belts, but a no contest is more likely to try and establish all three men as BOTB3 contendors. Of course, Ruckus and Sonjay are more likely to win BOTB3 then Cash, but Cash is recieving a Jesus Push right now, and having him win BOTB3 would be the icing on the cake.

 

Submission Match

Tony Mamaluke vs. Nick Berk

 

Berk has been in the middle of a heel turn, beating Josh Prohibition, Nosawa, a gauntlet of students, Jon Dahmer, and Stepan Perez in submission matches the past four months. Mamaluke is the most serious challenge Berk has had so far. I really don't see Mamaluke or Berk in BOTB3, so a Mamaluke victory will set-up some kind of a non-tournament match or something at BOTB3. Of course, I could be wrong, but I see Mamaluke going over to establish himself and a feud in CZW.

 

Jon Dahmer & Kory Kastle vs. Jude & Niles Young

 

Should be fairly short and hopefully major error free. First real matches for Kastle and Young on a CZW card, as I don't count their matches with Berk at Live Again. Dahmer and Kastle to go over here.

 

Sonjay Dutt doesn't have a match, but he will most likely be involved with Ruckus/Cash. Z-Barr and Rick Feinberg to continue their homosexual shit, Rebel and Greg Matthews to do something, I think Ian Knoxx vs. Chris Styles might be a match, Adam Flash isn't booked, and probably a Zandig promo as well. There is supposed to be some kind of big announcement, about what is unknown, might be about Viking Hall, a worker coming in, investors, who knows.

[Chunk 0]

Go to the show, that way you will still be alive afterwards

 

PErhaps you cold express your love for a good show by buying it on tape, it would probably be better than slaughtering yourself.

 

Just an idea?

 

ChUnK!

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

Go to the show, that way you will still be alive afterwards

 

PErhaps you cold express your love for a good show by buying it on tape, it would probably be better than slaughtering yourself.

 

Just an idea?

 

ChUnK!

i've pretty much made up my mind on going. probably just to get a taste for the new fed.

 

I don't think I will murder myself this time - however if BOTB3 is what people are saying it will be I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON IN MY FACE AND BLOW MY PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS LIFE TO SHIT

[Guest Sandman9000]

I don't think I will murder myself this time - however if BOTB3 is what people are saying it will be I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON IN MY FACE AND BLOW MY PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS LIFE TO SHIT

That's the spirit! BOTB3 should be what drives you to kill yourself out of pure pleasure.

[Chunk 0]

I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PUT AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON IN MY FACE AND BLOW MY PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS LIFE TO SHIT

 

That just cracked me up.

 

I think you have issues though.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

I think you have issues though.

look - I just appreciate great wrestling more than the average fan!