If you knew for 100% you wouldn't be caught...

[Guest Downhome]

Yeah, if you knew somehow for 100% that you would not get caught and not even God would know what you do (if you are religious that is), what would you do? Would you cheat on someone, kill someone, steal something you've always wanted, beat up someone, or something else like this? Or would you stick to what you deem "moral" and not take this oppertunity?

 

You can do anything you want, so what would you do?

 

(Yes, I'm posting this just to get something going on. I'm tired of no activity taking place in this forum here lately.)

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest treble charged]

Depends on what it is. Killing someone? Probably not, I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of doing something like that. Stealing something? That depends on what I'm stealing and who I'm stealing it from. I don't think IBM would miss one computer too much, but, I don't think I would feel too good about taking something from a homeless person, or even just taking something from a little ma and pop store.

[Guest Hamburger Man]

Hmmm. Well I do seem to be a little short on money. Maybe a little stop at a bank would fix all that up.

[Guest spiny norman]

I have absurdly annoying high moral standards, so no, I could never ever steal, kill, etc. because I wouldn't be able to live with myself afterwards.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I respect Spiny Norman for his high standards. Sometimes I wish that I were more like he.

 

However, I'm a moraless jerk, so I'd steal like a mofo. I'd steal enough money so that my parents could retire and move back to Seattle, and so that my brother could pay off his students loan. I'd steal pretty much everything I've wanted.

 

There's just one person that I'd want to kill, but now that I think about it, maybe I'd just hire someone to "humble her", so to speak.

 

 

Pathetically, this is something I've thought a lot about. Just to pass the time, I guess.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Must......kill.......Lincoln.

 

Or the bitch I took to the prom.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Both Olsen twins. At the same time. With ball gags.

[Guest bravesfan]

Both Olsen twins. At the same time. With ball gags.

 

Damn...can't really top THAT one.

 

As for me, stealing/shoplifting would be the only crime I could live with. Nothing big, just a little bit of money, electronics, etc.

[Guest Tim]

Kill Bill Zhang.

[Guest papacita]

I'm not a thief and I can hardly lie, so those are both out of the window. *MAYBE* I'd kill, but only if it's someone I truly hated...I dunno. I'm a boring dude when it comes to this kinda stuff.

[Guest SP-1]

Organize some kind of mass hoax. Like, something that would be perpetuated through the media, get alot of coverage.

 

And then reveal to them all how dumb they were for believing it. It'd be something where all the clues that it's a hoax are there, but other things tend to overshadow them.

 

Oh, how I would love that.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I need a new car, so I'd probably gank me a new SUV (I'm not a terrorist).

 

Of course, the insurance would cost me a pretty penny, so I guess I'd have to make a stop at the bank for some $$$$$.

 

Probably just random stealing of shit for a while. I can't kill anyone.

[Guest hardyz1]

There's a punk asshole teenager in town here who I wish would die. We would be much better off that way.

 

Either that or I'd steal a huge amount of money from Bill Gates.

[Guest Sturgis]

Kill Celebs

[Guest Youth N Asia]

if I'm 100% set not to get caught I'd knock off a bank, a big score, but just one of these little jobs. Kind of a no brainer, plus I figure The Man (aka "Whitey") owes me one.

[The Dames 0]

I'd Kill.

 

Dames

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I'd Kill.

 

Dames

You'd kill Dames? But that's suicide

[The Dames 0]

...is Suicide against the law?

 

Dames

[Guest Youth N Asia]

...is Suicide against the law?

 

Dames

You rebel you.

 

But something like that could be done otherwise, and if you're any good at it then the law wouldn't be an issue.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Kill:

 

Eminem or any rapper for that matter

The McMahon family (Freddy Krueger style)

The Pope

Pink

Jerry Falwell

Pat Robertson

Bomb the Bible Network

Carson Daly

The jackass that owes me $510 (I have a story on this)

All Smurfs/hairband/G N' R haters

Various family members (If you only knew what goes on around me, youd understand)

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'd either kill Rev. Phelps (That piece of shit that runs godhatesfags.com, he deserves to die a slow painful death, so I'd draw it out over a couple days, cutting a couple fingers off, but cauterizing the wounds after a bit so he doesn't bleed too much, and do this over the span of a week until finally opening up his jugular and bleeding him to death) or I'd rob whatever bank in America has the most money.

[Guest swan]

I'd do something cool like ass fuck Brittney Spears in her sleep.

 

Or Anna.

Edited March 6, 2003 by swan

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Pull off a diamond job like those dudes in Antwerp did the other day. $100 millon+ solves ALL problems, fo sheez.

[Guest razazteca]

I would beat up tabloid photographers, steal money from work, have sex with several women.

 

I would also re-enact the American Psycho movie.

[Guest Ace309]

mmm... Gyges' Ring...

[Guest DawnBTVS]

I'd follow in the footsteps of Jack the Ripper for the hell of it. Maybe do a real life take on Jason Vorhees. Yeah, I don't have many morals so F off

[Guest nl5xsk1]

It would be easier for me to list what I wouldn't do if I knew that I wouldn't get caught:

 

There's nothing that I wouldn't do at least once ... and the things that didn't tear me apart morally would get done again and again.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I'm sure Bill Gates wouldn't miss 300 million bucks too much...

 

[Guest Crux]

Id rob Bill Gates or something...maybe kill...doubtful, though.

[Guest ShamRock]

Rob a bank and fuck Stephanie and Trish.