Something jr said during wmx8.....

[Guest goodhelmet]

I like the fact that like any good smark, you equate Benoit with greatness, but when Benoit returns, he needs to keep his mouth shut, let Heyman talk for him and be a silent predator.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

While I'm at it, has anyone explained the whole "Booger Red" thing? Even Lawler had no clue during WM.

 

Maybe it means his nose bleeds so he's tough because he like, gets hit in the nose and doesn't care....or something.

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

I believe someone might've said this already, but "booger red" is slang for someone with red hair.  Redneck slang.

 

 

 

And if I remember correctly, JR said he'd explain tomorrow (i.e. Monday night) what "Booger Red" meant. He didn't.

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

To be fair, he wasn't talking to everyone when he said that ... just Lawler.  That means he didn't necessarily say he was gonna explain it on Raw.  Maybe he did it before they went on the air.

 

 

 

Booger Red was an old gimmick that Marc Calloway had in the 80's.  He's had 11 gimmicks during his time as a Wrestler.

 

But I don't think that was what JR meant by the comment.  But Booger Red was an old gimmick of Calloway's.

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

Wow, really?  Was there anything to it other than just coming out and wrestling with a stupid name?

 

 

 

I did notice Flair's outfit was the same.  He probably just did it a injioke fo rhis hardcore fans.

TWO BAD APPLE:

 

Hey, One, Three!  C'mere and read this!  

 

 

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

What?

 

 

THREE BAD APPLE:

 

Heh ... says that Ric Flair wore the same outfit to WrestleMania on Sunday that he did last time.  Y'know ... "a injioke fo rhis" fans.

 

 

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

I don't see how that constitutes a "joke."

 

 

TWO BAD APPLE:

 

Yeah, me neither.  I just wanted you guys to see it 'cause it was stupid.

 

 

THREE BAD APPLE:

 

I dunno about it not being a joke ... the fact that a person actually typed "a injioke fo rhis" is kinda funny to me.

 

 

 

He rarely gives any one anything in a match, IMO is way past due for someone to just maul and embarrass the Undertaker.  Put my vote in for Benoit. He should be over as a face upon his return adn him giving the german's and then making him tap would get him way over and postition him for a real run at the World title.

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

No one's going to maul and embarrass Undertaker because he's Undertaker.  

 

And why should Benoit be the one to do it if it happened?  Is it because you love him or because of the feud with Flair?  

 

Be honest!

 

 

 

Umm......dude the colleges he always talks about(OU, OSU) aren't in backwater towns. They're in big cities. H*ll OU is in the second fastest growing city in Oklahoma.

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

Defensive, eh?  I realize it's kinda embarrassing living in a state that gets made fun of all the time because the people are dumb hicks or whatever, but you're certainly not helping your case any.  Big cities or not, that doesn't mean they're not backwater towns.

 

And you have a city there called "OU," huh?  Here, my buddies got a joke for you.  Take it away, fellas!

 

 

TWO BAD APPLE:

Thanks, One!  Okay, here it goes ... hey, Three, wanna come to OU with me?

 

 

THREE BAD APPLE:

OU? OK.

 

Get it?!

 

 

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

HAW!!  I do ... I do get it.  You guys are great.

 

 

TWO BAD APPLE:

 

Thanks.

 

 

THREE BAD APPLE:

 

Yeah ... thanks.

 

 

ONE BAD APPLE:

 

Don't mention it.  Turn off the lights, Three.  

 

We're all done here.

[Guest notJames]

And you have a city there called "OU," huh?

Actually, he said OU was in one of the second fastest growing cities in the state. (Just doing my part to defend the little backwater Booger Red Okie...)

 

Booger Red, huh? That's much more menacing then Mean Mark, for sure.

 

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Yeah, I came up with the joke before I clicked "Add Reply."  I read it over again and got a bit disheartened, but I decided to do the gag like I originally intended to.  You could do it with a college, but I feel it worked better with OU being a town.    

 

It was that good.

[Guest notJames]

HAR!™

 

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Umm.......are you trying to be funny? Because you failed miserabley at it. Once again how old are you? 12?

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Well, it'd be kind of counterproductive (if you could call defending yourself on a message board "productive") to say that I'm funny when I'm in the process of disparaging you.

 

And didn't you just use that insult?  Was the line really so good it had to be used twice in a row?