Guest Vern Gagne Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 For me the all time best is Action Director sketch. Max tries to kill Conan, but Andy who has one more day before retirement takes a bullet for Conan.
Guest HartFan86 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Big Show, Tom Selleck, Sunday Night Sex Show lady. Nuff said.
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Most of the Mr. T sketches are classic, specifically when they went to the apple orchard and when Mr. T dressed up for Oktoberfest. I also liked a good deal fo the wacky cable channels, such as "24/7 Mickey Rooney Channel," "The Bill Riley Jump and Choke Channel," and "The Barbarino Ray Channel."
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 For me the all time best is Action Director sketch. Max tries to kill Conan, but Andy who has one more day before retirement takes a bullet for Conan. *slow motion talk* Maxxxx! You son of a bitch! *Conan whips out his glock and pastes Max with hot lead* For me it's got to be anything and everything involving PimpBot 5000.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Triumph, the insult comic dog, at the Star Wars premier was pure gold.
Guest hardyz1 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Anything with Triumph. Bon Jovi concert, Westminster Dog Show, Star Wars line, etc. Running of the Characters, June 1998 I believe. Andy winning the staring contest in his last show. I always marveled at how they could keep a straight face through these things. The Jesus sports figurines. First he showed the catalog with them, then a while later he actually had them on the show, then a while later he had some fake ones, including Jesus riding a mechanical bull. And the earliest memory I have of the show is one which had Chris Farley and urinating animals.
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 I will second the Tom Selleck/Big Show/Old Sex Lady episode. I watched to see Show and I never laughed so hard in my life, the chemistry was amazing. I wish I taped it!
Guest razazteca Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 The show after the MTV Awards where Truimph, Conan and Janeane attack MTV the whole show. The guy who does the voice of Sponge Bob tells the story of how he discovered the voice of Bob after hearing it from a disgruntled dwarf at a commerial try out.
Guest Nevermortal Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Star Wars Line takes the fucking cake. The best part is the guy in Star Trek gear flipping the Star Wars geeks off. The fact that I hate Star Wars made the skit that much better.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Triumph: *to pregnant Star Wars fan* Ah, what have we here? A future geek. Woman: *laughing* Future Star Wars nerd, yes. Triumph: So when is the little guy due? Woman: 6 weeks. Triumph: That's the last time he's ever going to see female genetalia. GOLD JERRY GOLD!
Guest geniusMoment Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Anything featuring CARL OLDY OLESON
Guest Eagan469 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Star Wars Line: Triumph: Ah, you have a cell phone there. Where's the button that call's your parents for a ride?
Guest treble charged Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Richard Lewis talking abuot Shaq's dick, which caused Conan and Johnny Knoxville to go jogging around the set.
Guest The Electrifyer Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Star Wars Line: Triumph: Ah, you have a cell phone there. Where's the button that call's your parents for a ride? Actually, I think that was when Darth Vader came in and he had a bunch of button his chest peice and Triumph and then he said something to that effect.
cawthon777 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 One particular segment when Conan was going through the fake satellite TV channels that he can get at the NBC stuidios. One was entitled "Stackunbloch" (German) and it was a game show where a woman had to arrange all the objects on her table at a 90 degree angle. When she was done, she yelled "STACKUNBLOCH!" and a German military officer came over with a ruler to measure. One of the objects was at like an 88 degree angle and the guy yells "NEIN, DAS IST NICHT STTACKUNBLOCH!" and a flurry of military officers and guard dogs kick her ass. Same episode. Another was called "The Sean Connery Prank Phone Call Channel". *ring* Person: Hello? Connery: Is your refridgerator running? Person: Why, yes it is. Connery: WELL YOU BETTA GO CATCH IT! And then at the end of all his prank phone calls, a South-Park-Saddam-Hussein-esque pic of Connery would pop up and he'd yell "GOTCHA! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" Love all the Triumph appearances. Triumph waiting in line for Attack of the Clones, Triumph at the Westminster Dog Show (with the dog toys that double for sex toys), and the footage of Triumph backstage at 'Hollywood Squares'.
cawthon777 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Star Wars Line: Triumph: Ah, you have a cell phone there. Where's the button that call's your parents for a ride? It was an uber geek dressed as Darth Vader. Triumph was interested in all the little buttons on his chest plate.
Guest Bricks Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 The Puppets Rubber Necking Traffic Accidents Channel. I just started watching Conan just a couple weeks before that happened, and I swear I laughed for an hour from "Puppets Rubber Necking Traffic Accidents"
Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Camel Toe Annie (just for the song, which is STILL stuck in my head to this day) Abe F'n Vigoda. 'Nuff said. Recently, the sketch when Andy came back, and needed a place to stay, so he went about it Bachelor-style with the band. The bald guy who was killed by Michael Bolton a bunch (another set of hilarious stuff) was great here. I also love those college mascots.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 The Ventriolquist Dummy Choir was great Lakewood the gay hospital. The Darth Vader guy told Triumph. You'd taste good with mustard and ketchup. Triumph than said "what are you some kind of Korean Nerd. Later in the sketch, Darth Vader and A Storm Trooper where dancing. NeverMortal is right the Mr.Spock guy showing up made the sketch.
Guest meanmaisch Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 Gaseous Weiner Incontinent Bird Parade Masturbating Bear Abe Vigoda with his Abe Vigoda clones ala Eminem at the 1999 MTV Music Video Awards
Guest raptor Posted March 8, 2003 Report Posted March 8, 2003 The "Conan Learns To Be A Santa" skit from this last Christmas was GOLD. I didn't stop laughing. Also, the one where he went out in the Blizzard and helped New York was hilarious as well.
Guest GeneMean Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 Norm MacDonald: Yeah .. B-O-R-E-D I wish I had the whole dialogue for that (paging Bob Barron) but damn it was funny as all hell.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 The "In the year 2000" sketch where the band member who sings the song cracks up uncontrollably over the idea of testicle cleavage being considered fashionable in the future.
Guest hardyz1 Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 How could I forget In The Year 2000? It's three years outdated and still funny.
Guest HartFan86 Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 The Conan/Big Show/Selleck/Sex Lady show was just so fucking great, but my favorite was the end. Conan: Let's end this before the police get here. Masturbating bear is fucking hilarious. I'm in tears after everytime I see it. The Year 2000 sketch is great as well. Conan is SO awesome...
Guest Jake the Muss Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 Besides all that has already been mentioned, any of those sketches that show pictures of Conan, Max and Joel the Announcer getting together. Those are freakin' sick.
Guest the pinjockey Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 Donnie Diamond "Let me be your teen sex machine" The one time they were doing the Joel, Max, and Conan party pictures where the machine broke and Conan started stripping to kill time. Triumph + Star Wars Masturbating bear
Guest Deebo Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 The skit where he went around in some small town asking people if he could put a huge statue of himself on their front lawn. Another one was with him, Max and Joel. I forget what they were called, it was something like "The Protectors", but I don't think it was that. Anyway, they went undercover to see if they got ripped off at resturants and stuff, but it was really petty stuff. Fuck, I forgot exactly how it went..does anyone remember that? I know it's kind of a vague description but somebody has to remember something like that.
Guest Karnage Posted March 9, 2003 Report Posted March 9, 2003 The skit where he went around in some small town asking people if he could put a huge statue of himself on their front lawn. Another one was with him, Max and Joel. I forget what they were called, it was something like "The Protectors", but I don't think it was that. Anyway, they went undercover to see if they got ripped off at resturants and stuff, but it was really petty stuff. Fuck, I forgot exactly how it went..does anyone remember that? I know it's kind of a vague description but somebody has to remember something like that. Those investigative reports were hilarious. Max went to a massage parlour, and he said it was false advertising cause he never got a real "massage". And Joel kept bothering that guy at his work until he ended up on the streets. Conan went to that TV store and said they bought a TV for I think 295 but sold it for 300. Where does that extra 5 bucks go? In the store's own pockets.
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