Miss Smartmarks III (the nomination thread)

[Guest Kingpk]

Since the NCAA tournament is a week away and we are right in the middle of MARCH MADNESS~!, I thought this was as good a time as any for the third Miss Smartmarks Contest. For those of you who missed the first two, here's how it's set up:

 

- 128 women

- single elimination tournament

- Matchups determined randomly

- A week of voting for each round

- No pornstars, someone else can have a contest for them (sorry, people complained about it)

- This time, ACTUAL BRACKETS~! (if someone can point me to a program that makes them)

 

Jessica Alba won the first contest, somehow defeating JLH. Shakira won II, defeating Eliza Dushku.

 

Now, this thread is for nominations for contestants. The usual women will be in it (your Milano's, Hewitt's and Alba's), so I'm looking for women you may not have heard of. Please include a link to a picture of your nominee (we have to know what she looks like, after all).

 

For an example of the past tourneys, click here, or search the forum archives.

 

The brackets will be revealed Sunday and you will be able to start voting then as well.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Michelle Branch, Norah Jones.

 

 

Try using MSExcel for brackets.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

I believe Natalie Portman was left out of the last Miss Smartmarks, she should probably be in it this time.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Like you need to ask me who I nominate. She'd better get a more forgiving first-round opponent too...

 

(shakes fist at Kingpk)

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Umm... Victoria Silvstedt... Liz Hurley... Heidi Klum...

 

I've always found Kim Deal attractive, but she'd lose first-round in since no one knows who she is anymore... meh.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Whoa whoa whoa.

 

 

No Pornstars?

 

 

Whhhhhhy?

[Guest What?]

Winona Ryder...

 

 

INCLUDE HER OR DIE!!

[Guest Kingpk]

Whoa whoa whoa.

 

 

No Pornstars?

 

 

Whhhhhhy?

They never make it past the second round. I can use the spots to put people in that I keep getting yelled at for leaving out.

 

Make a Miss Smartmarks Pornstar Contest if you want.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Norah Jones.

 

That is all.

[Guest SP-1]

I second Michelle Branch.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

SP's fav. women's wrestler Nikita

 

fo sheez

[Guest SP-1]

SP's fav. women's wrestler Nikita

 

fo sheez

YES.

 

HOW COULD I FORGET NIKITA?!

 

Though, I cannot in good concience say she's my favorite women's wrestler. She's incredibly pretty, but I've never seen her wrestle.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Just to nominate some women that might not necessarily be household names, and let you see what they look like:

 

Aishwarya Rai:

 

 

 

Athena Chu

 

 

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Shannyn Sossaman...from The Rules of Attraction, 40 Days and 40 Nights, and A Knights Tale.

 

Rachael Leigh Cook...come on, that's a gimmie.

 

Morgan Webb...I know only like 3 of us here have heard of her, but dammit she's too cute. Plus there is room freed up from the no porno stars deal. And she's on Tech TV's "The Screen Savers," so she's at least simi known to people.

Can you really say no to this face?

 

And if these 3 make the cut I can be happy...I won't even waste your time mentioning other chicks no one's ever heard of like Laura Foy and Diana Mizota.

[The Dames 0]

HEWITT WILL FINALLY WIN DAMMIT! HEWITT/ALBA BLOWOFF MAIN EVENT!

 

Dames

[Guest CanadianChick]

Let's put some divas in there: I nominate Stacy, Trish and Molly.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

MONICA F'N BELLUCI

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Should past winners be allowed back in? I mean they got a ton of votes before, I think it'd be best to retire them. So at least every year we'd get a new one.

[Guest Kingpk]

Well, does anyone else agree? Taking out Alba, Hewitt, Dushku and Shakira (the finalists of the first two tourneys).

 

Note: If you take out Hewitt, I can't do anything, but I'd keep in mind Dames owns the site.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I wouldn't say finalists, just past winners. I'd just like to be assured that someone new would win it each time.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Since everyone else is being quiet, here's some names that might be overlooked

 

Emmanueie Chiriquid (snow day, 100 girls)

Jessica Biel

Kristen Miller (thats my bush, Princess)

Monica Keena (undeclared, blonde)

Natalie Imbruglia

Paula Garcés (clockstoppers...crappy movie, I know)

Rachel Weisz

Scarlette Johansson

Zhang Zi Yi

[Guest CanadianChick]

Nelly Furtado is gorgeous IMO.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Can you really say no to this face?

She sorta looks like Edge in this pic.

[Guest Flyboy]

I nominate Nelly Furtado.

[Guest phoenixrising]

Elisha Cuthbert

Jennifer Connelly

Mariah Carey

Lexa Doig (Andromeda)

Jennifer Garner must be in the field

 

 

Clarification: Would nude glamour models/Playboy centerfolds count as pornstars?

 

All I can think of for now.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Laura Elena Herring, aka the brunette from Mulholland Drive. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman.

 

Laura Herring

 

 

I'll also nominate the Buffy babes: Alyson Hannigan, Emma Caulfield, and Sarah Michelle Gellar. Methinks you all know what they look like. Obviously Eliza Dushku again, if you admit the finalists.

[Guest spiny norman]

Audrey Hepburn

Rita Hayworth

Marilyn Monroe

Sharen Tate

 

Surely we can get some oldies in there?

[Guest bravesfan]

Leeann Tweeden.

Paulina Rubio.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

I say take out past winners. At least it assures us of someone new.

 

I also want to nominate:

 

Amy Acker

Charisma Carpenter

Kristin Kreuk

[Guest Kingpk]

Ok, I've made a decision. Winners will not be able to compete in future tournaments. That means Shakira and Alba are out. It makes sense. Oh, and I won't have Buffy vs. Faith in round 2 again. Save that for the Final Four.