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Guest Redhawk
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Loved

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Ultimate Warrior (Who didn't love Warrior?)

Koko B. Ware (I still don't really know why)

Randy Savage (I thought the Flying Elbow was the coolest move ever)

Big Bossman (I even had a stuffed Bossman toy)

Jake the Snake (He had his own snake!)

Demolition (I never realized that they looked REALLY gay)

 

Hated

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Ric Flair (He was boring)

Hulk Hogan (I don't know, I just never liked him)

Million Dollar Man (Straight-up dickhead)

Rick Rude (just like DiBiase)

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

See, I always loved the heels. DiBiase, Rude, Flair, and Hennig were some of my favorites.

 

Liked

 

Ted DiBiase, Ric Flair, Rick Rude, Curt Hennig, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Razor Ramon, Tatanka, Macho Man, Undertaker

 

Hated

 

Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Ludvig Borga, Shawn Michaels, Virgil (even though I LOVED DiBiase), Yokozuna.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Liked:

Natural Disasters, Bossman, Randy Savage, Undertaker, Ted Dibiase, Mr. PErect, Rick Rude, Jake Roberts, Berzerker.

 

Hated:

Everyone else. The Ultimate Warrior and Brother Love still scare me to this day.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Liked:

-Bret Hart

-Earthquake

-Razor Ramon

-Tatanka

 

Hated:

-Ludvig Borga

-Yokozuna

 

I was pretty indifferent towards everyone else.

Guest snuffbox
Posted

I was informed that its fake during the first match I ever watched. The concept never swayed my opinion, I still enjoy movies even though those are pretty fake as well. To sorta answer the question tho, Ive always been a mark for the cocky heels- Flair, Perfect, Rude, Douglas, etc.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Undertaker - I STILL mark for old-school Taker and I know wrestling is scripted.

 

Warrior - Loved him. Don't know why.

 

Hated:

 

Rude - I loved dick heels but hated the "I'm sooo pretty" heels. Rude didn't come into his own till 92

 

Vader: Just a big fat guy... till he beat Sting.

Guest nWoScorpion
Posted

Liked -

Hogan, Rockers, Hart Foundation, Roberts, Savage, Demolition, Power & Glory, Twin Towers, Undertaker, The Narcissist, Ric Flair, Sting.

 

Hated -

Warlord, Barbarian, Haku, Dino Bravo, Greg Valentine, Earthquake, Nasty Boys, Bob Orton, HTM.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

Hmm, back when I was a kid I always liked Sgt. Slaughter and Koko.

 

I never really liked the Iron Sheik as a kid, especially when he hit Sarge with a chair one night during a house show...

Guest Celtic Jobber
Posted

Back in my "unsmart" mark days; I liked Ultimate Warrior (pre-1991), Rick Rude, Shawn Michaels (after he put Marty through the window), Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mr. Perfect, Big Boss Man, Lex Luger (yeah, I actually bought into the whole Lex Express thing... what was I thinking?), and Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

I hated Sid, Vader, Giant Gonzales, Yokozuna, Kamala, Nailz, Papa Shango, Skinner, Diesel, Sparkplug Holly, Money Inc, Nasty Boys, Natural Disasters, and Lord Alfred Hayes (wassup with his voice?).

Posted

Loved: Yokozuna, The Headshrinkers, Jake the Snake, Dibasie, Ramon, Barbarian, Haku, Andre, Heenan, Macho King, Kamala, Mr. Hughes, Vader

 

Hated: Hogan, Warrior, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes, Sting, Arn Anderson, HBK, Big bossman

Guest Tod deKindes
Posted

Wrestling is FAKE??!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(This coming from a real life referee. How ironic.)

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

As a ten year old my favourite wrestler was Brian fucking Adams. I'm now in therapy.

Guest Redhawk
Posted
Loved: Yokozuna, The Headshrinkers, Jake the Snake, Dibasie, Ramon, Barbarian, Haku, Andre, Heenan, Macho King, Kamala, Mr. Hughes, Vader

 

Hated: Hogan, Warrior, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes, Sting, Arn Anderson, HBK, Big bossman

Man, if you'd kept the same tastes you could have got a job wth Jim Ross. A lot of those guys would have qualified as HOSSES today.

Guest Rob Edwards
Posted

I loved Mr Perfect, Shawn Michaels, Owen Hart, Roddy Piper, Rick Rude, Dibiase, Flair and The Headshrinkers

 

I hated the Steiners, Hogan, Virgil, Bossman and Bret for some reason

 

Thankfully my tastes have improved since

Guest Pigsy
Posted

I liked the Ric Flair, Mr. Perfect and Bobby Heenan group. I also remember liking the Mountie.

I tended to prefer heels as a general rule, with the exception of the British Bulldog (I'm from the UK).

I hated Warrior and Hogan, and didn't think much of Bret, mainly because he wore pink - that's a girls colour.

Guest My Eyebrow is on fire
Posted

LIKED: Ricky Steamboat (even though he was jobbed out when I was watching in the wwf days), Ultimate Warrior, George Steele, Demolition, LOD, Iron Sheik, Kamala, Ken Patera, Andre the Giant

 

DISLIKED: Hulk Hogan,

Posted
Loved: Yokozuna, The Headshrinkers, Jake the Snake, Dibasie, Ramon, Barbarian, Haku, Andre, Heenan, Macho King, Kamala, Mr. Hughes, Vader

 

Hated: Hogan, Warrior, Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes, Sting, Arn Anderson, HBK, Big bossman

Man, if you'd kept the same tastes you could have got a job wth Jim Ross. A lot of those guys would have qualified as HOSSES today.

Indeed. WWF was the only thing I liked. And I marked out for the fat guys and the guys with face paint.

 

 

Atleast now I've gotten into cruisers and indie wrestlers.

Guest treble charged
Posted
As a ten year old my favourite wrestler was Brian fucking Adams. I'm now in therapy.

Dude, I loved Crush, too.

 

I also hated Owen Hart, that bastard stole the Sharpshooter from Bret, dammit!

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

Ha, I bought an Adam Bomb t shirt...I was a sucker for them hosses back in the day...to think me and my friends would find nash perfectly watchable and enjoy his matches. Gah.

Guest Caliban
Posted

SHAKAAA, BRA!!! I loved Crush too.

 

Warrior.. Hogan.. the Demos..

 

It's funny that we all complain about these huge guys being pushed today, but there is your reason why. Kids love 'em.

Guest Redhawk
Posted
SHAKAAA, BRA!!! I loved Crush too.

 

Warrior.. Hogan.. the Demos..

 

It's funny that we all complain about these huge guys being pushed today, but there is your reason why. Kids love 'em.

I'm glad someone besides me recognizes that. Now the extra-fat slugs I don't think anyone likes (Big Show, A-Train, Mark Henry), but when I was little I would have loved guys like Kane, Batista, Undertaker, and probably even Test. Well, maybe not Test. But I would have liked Scott Steiner.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Yeah, Steiner has such a cool look that, if you don't care about wrestling ability, you can't help but like him. Well, not if you're Canadian (for the most part), but you know what I mean.

Guest DerangedHermit
Posted

I got into wrestling late and I knew it was fake (summer '98) - and the period of markdom was relatively short (summer '98-winter '98-99)

 

So...

I liked:

WWF

Owen Hart

Steve Austin

HHH

New Age Outlaws

Paul Bearer

UT

Mankind

D-Lo Brown

The Rock

Vince McMahon and the Stooges

Ken Shamrock

Gangrel

Oddities (yuck!)

Kaientai (very awesome with the TAKA~! heel turn, choppy-choppy was funny in a stupid way)

Southern Justice (when I didn't know they were the Godwinns)

 

WCW

LWO

Kevin Nash and most of the Wolfpac

Sting

Barry Darsow (as the golfer, yecch Wrestlecrap worthy gimmicks)

Hugh Morrus

DDP

Lenny Lane

Raven

Chris Jericho

 

ECW (when it was on MSG at 2AM)

Dudley Boys

RVD

Sabu

Shane Douglas

 

Hated:

WWF

X-Pac

Kane

Sable

Marc Mero

Kama/Godfather

Mark Henry

Jeff Jarrett

 

WCW

Most of NWO B&W except for Vincent (hahahahahahaha)

Goldberg

Eric Bischoff

Tony Shitvonie

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

Ric Flair, Arne Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, Mr.Perfect, Rick Rude, Ted Dibiase, Demoltion

Guest RevEvil
Posted

I hate to admit it but when I started watching just after WMxiv, I thought it was real. It took me a couple months to realise it wasn't. The wierd thing was that one of the reasons I stopped watching in '94 was that I was told that it was fake. Anyway, my experiences watching the wwf in '94 are very hazy. I didn't really pay attention to storylines or alignments. I actually got the Hart bros. confused. I was a big Anvil mark for some reason. I also liked Tatanka(cause I'm part native American), Yokozuna ( He was fat and it was funny when he got scared), Paul Bearer (same reason), Doink and Dink, the Bushwackers, Million $ Man, and Undertaker(even though it was really the fake one). I hated the 123 kid, just because I thought the name was stupid. My favorite wrestler was Matcho Man, even though I only saw him in slim jim commercials. I used to watch Hogan's tv show when it was on, but I never really liked him.

Guest snuffbox
Posted
Ric Flair, Arne Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, Mr.Perfect, Rick Rude, Ted Dibiase, Demoltion

what what whaaa?! no nick bockwinkle??!!

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