One And Only Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Live

[Guest AndrewTS]

You actually expected the WWE girls to show something? Come on. This is the WWE afterall.

Considering that they had every legal right to on that PPV, and Nidia and Torrie play the parts of enormous sluts, yeah. They should have done it or not had them tease it at all.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

You were just being naive to think they would. WWE has Torrie's playboy issue coming out in like 2 weeks and they aren't going to show her topless or naked for the first time before that hits newsstands.

[Guest Pegasus Kid]

WWE girls showing anything would have been STUPID! Well... it'd have been stupid for Torrie that's for sure. It's like shooting yourself in the foot. Why would you want the girl that you need to sell STILLS of in a magazine to show the goods on video? As for Nidia; I honestly expected her to show at least some titties. She's a former stripper and I'm doubting she gives a fuck about a bunch of people staring at her while she grinds her overused pussy against the floor. Hell she's probably not above Noble fucking her brains out while Snoop Dogg does PbP with that jackass at the end of the panel (who the fuck was that anyway?). Snoop Dogg > all WWE announcers aside from Ernest Miller.

[Guest JMA]

World Wrestling Entertainment needs to suffer badly for continuing to tease the fans. Hardly anyone would have bought the PPV if it wasn't for the fact that WWE girls were there. It's total BS. Now I have to miss Heat so I don't have to hear Coach acting like an idiot over the PPV.

[Guest AndrewTS]

You were just being naive to think they would. WWE has Torrie's playboy issue coming out in like 2 weeks and they aren't going to show her topless or naked for the first time before that hits newsstands.

Oh, I honestly didn't expect them to deliver, and I didn't buy the PPV of course. They could have at least threw a bone out and had Nidia strip, since that wouldn't matter.

It was heavily implied that they'd be showing that.

[Guest AndrewTS]

World Wrestling Entertainment needs to suffer badly for continuing to tease the fans. Hardly anyone would have bought the PPV if it wasn't for the fact that WWE girls were there. It's total BS. Now I have to miss Heat so I don't have to hear Coach acting like an idiot over the PPV.

Mute the TV and watch Heat anyway.

[Guest JMA]

Mute the TV and watch Heat anyway.

That would work in theory. But I'd still have to see his annoying facial gestures.

[Guest Blackston]

Pretty decent show, with more brests then you can shake a stick at. There were a shitload of funny things, with most of them being touched on earlier in the thread. One thing that I learned is that Coach has no idea how to pronounce the word "phallic", instead pronouncing it "falic". Sort of funny. Test and Snoop were both intoxicated, but I'll bet that Snoop had something different then beer backstage. Good show, well worth watching.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I wonder if the phrase "Hey Snoop, come to Wrestlemania" was uttered

[Guest B-X]

!!!!!!!!!

 

I just Had the COOLEST IDEA~~!!!!

 

We are Lizivve from the P to the Hizzatch to the I double L I Pizzle Arena in Hotlanta, Gizorgia! This here be Snoop Dawg, and my esteemed homeboy co-host, Jerry "K to the I to the NG" Lawla'.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

You do pronounce phallic as "falic".

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I just Had the COOLEST IDEA~~!!!!

 

We are Lizivve from the P to the Hizzatch to the I double L I Pizzle Arena in Hotlanta, Gizorgia! This here be Snoop Dawg, and my esteemed homeboy co-host, Jerry "K to the I to the NG" Lawla'.

That would be.... Bizzarre.

 

Skinny Bitch: I'm glad to see so many testicles in the audience tonight!

Snoop: OH FUCK!! You can suck on mine any day!

Lawler: Whoa whoa whoa! You can't say that!

Snoop: *microphone cut, he's jumping up and down at the announce table*

Lawler: Whoa! Easy! Calm down, tiger!

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Actually I was sort of thinking the same thing earlier. What if WWE brought in a special celebrity cohost each week to sit in with Lawler and Ross sort of like the Jimmy Kimmel show does? That would be sweet and it might help pop some interest.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Having watched WrestleMania 2, I think that would be a disaster. Celebs either say the wrong thing or completely shut up.

 

A recap of Vince McMahon and Susan St James announcing Macho Man vs George Steele:

 

Vince: They head to the outside.

Susan (sound BORED OUT OF HER FUCKING SKULL): Look out, George.

Vince: Oh, into the steps!

Susan: Uh oh.

Vince: The animal took the flowers... He's beating the boquet into the face of the Macho Man! But here comes Randy...

Susan: Uh oh. Watch out, George.

 

I swear to god. Someone count the times she says "Uh Oh" or "Look out, George." And in the final leg of the show, Elvira is the special guest and she says maybe 5 things max.

[Guest MD2020]

The show wasn't bad for what it was. It was funny to see people like Stacy, Test, Coach, etc. let their hair down a bit and have some fun. Test's new gimmick should just be drunk guy yelling stuff out.

 

Snoop owned everyone.

 

The only thing that would have been really great was if the Outsiders were hosting this or judges. Say what you will about wrestling ability and all, Scott and Kevin can party. I'm sure they + Snoop = hilarity.

[Guest notJames]

You do pronounce phallic as "falic".

Nope. The "a" in "phallic" is like the "a" in "apple". You might be thinking of "Gaelic"… or not.

 

After all, do you pronounce its root word "fail-us"? No, it's "phallus".

 

(Just doing my part in order to avoid saying how foolish you all were for shilling out $20 in the blind hope of seeing a naked Diva.)

 

[Guest mach7]

Wow, what a sad state of events.... you guys need girlfriends. Or thearpy.

[Guest Downhome]

You actually expected the WWE girls to show something? Come on. This is the WWE afterall.

Considering that they had every legal right to on that PPV, and Nidia and Torrie play the parts of enormous sluts, yeah. They should have done it or not had them tease it at all.

We have the bait!

 

He's taken the hook!

 

SWITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I just Had the COOLEST IDEA~~!!!!

 

We are Lizivve from the P to the Hizzatch to the I double L I Pizzle Arena in Hotlanta, Gizorgia! This here be Snoop Dawg, and my esteemed homeboy co-host, Jerry "K to the I to the NG" Lawla'.

That would be.... Bizzarre.

 

Skinny Bitch: I'm glad to see so many testicles in the audience tonight!

Snoop: OH FUCK!! You can suck on mine any day!

Lawler: Whoa whoa whoa! You can't say that!

Snoop: *microphone cut, he's jumping up and down at the announce table*

Lawler: Whoa! Easy! Calm down, tiger!

Snoop: What's the deal with these biotches?

Lawler: They're in a feud.

Snoop: What the fuck is up with that dogg? Why can't they just groove and get fizreaky?

Lawler: I... don't know..

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

There are a lot of people in WWE that were really embarrassed by the company's involvement in last night's "Girls Gone Wild" PPV. There is a feeling among many that Jonathan Coachman largely ruined whatever credibility that he had by his role on last night's show, where he largely was the "pornmaster" for the evening's events. It was very obvious that WWE was a major part of the show, since they produced it, ran WrestleMania promos during the broadcast and even had Torrie and Nidia do a wrestling angle. There is also concern among many who work for the company because the feeling is that if it's determined that the show was successful when the buyrates come in, WWE will continue to be involved in GGW's softcore porn product.

 

From where I sit, I just found the show goofy, boring and embarrassing. I never thought that anyone could make bare breasts a bore, but they did it last night. Snoop Dogg was the only real highlight of the show for me. Coach definitely killed whatever credibility he had last night, and that says a lot about a lot.

 

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but they aren't embarrassed by their own weekly shit?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

but they aren't embarrassed by their own weekly shit?

Nope. They think it applies to everything around them.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

GGW is boring as fuck anyway. Even the tapes are. After the first three flashes, you just kinda sit there and say "Ooooookay... get interesting please."

 

However, Snoop can carry any show or franchise to a **** quality outing.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

There is a feeling among many that Jonathan Coachman largely ruined whatever credibility that he had

 

As for Snoop, he has proven that, while he's not that good a rapper, he is far and away the master of announcing, be it sports, porn, or award shows. Put him next to Joey Styles, fo sheezy.

[Guest Celtic Jobber]

As for Snoop, he has proven that, while he's not that good a rapper, he is far and away the master of announcing, be it sports, porn, or award shows. Put him next to Joey Styles, fo sheezy.

What are you talking about? Snoop's one of the best rappers to ever live. Hell, I hate rap but I like most of Snoop's cd's (excluding the shitty No Limit era...).

[Guest humongous2002]

I've never seen GGW except for their infomercials and if i want to see real porn i'll go out and rent some. Who would be dumb enough to pay to tits on tv when you could see it free on the net or go to a strip joint to see tits for a buck and a beer.

[Guest humongous2002]

I've never seen GGW except for their infomercials and if i want to see real porn i'll go out and rent some. Who would be dumb enough to pay to watch tits on tv when you could see it free on the net or go to a strip joint to see tits for a buck and a beer.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

Just a few things everyone should've known before stupidly ordering this GGW PPV:

 

WWE Girls: teased on television, heavily-implied or not were NOT going to get naked. Who cares if they were in Playboy or not? Even someone not in Playboy (Nidia in this case) regardless of their gimmick is not getting nude. You may think "Well Torrie got nude for Playboy and Nidia was a stripper" but I can guarantee you that the money for both of those acts was way more substantial than any cut they'd see from this PPV.

 

Anyone who thought they'd actually see a WWE diva in the nude and ordered this thinking that due to WWE teasing it has likely been disappointed every time they've teased it on network TV since 1997. That's some hardcore naiviette' that you just can't cure.

 

Just PLEASE get it through your heads already, no WWE diva is getting nude on television (on purpose), especially not for free or for peanuts. Just because its on PPV doesn't mean that all bets are off and suddenly a softcore porno is gonna break out because that's the girl's "gimmick." Doesn't WWE have PPV's EVERY month? And what's their track record on nudity? Yeah, exactly.

 

GGW = boring shit anyway. I mean, how many different flashers and topless drunkards can you see before it gets boring. I'm convinced that if anyone is a GGW fan, he must live in his parents basement and has never seen a naked female up close.

 

...and anyone who's watched Snoopy Dizzle Televizzle or the first week of Jimmy Kimmel Live knows that Snoop is a riot. Why is everyone acting so surprised?

[Guest AndrewTS]

...and anyone who's watched Snoopy Dizzle Televizzle or the first week of Jimmy Kimmel Live knows that Snoop is a riot. Why is everyone acting so surprised?

 

No one watches Jimmy Kimmel Live.

[Guest NoCalMike]

well it's not like we aren't all gonna see Torrie's playboy photos here on the net for free anyway. They were advertised to "go wild" they went MILD. Oh well, whoever bought this over spending the money on a porno is lame.

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

Especially when GGW ISN'T porn.