Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Okay, call it a comedy thread. But since I don't really care to discuss the impending war unless it is over with and gas is cheap again... Okay, usually they have something really stupid in store for shows that fall on/near a holiday. Monday is St. Patrick's Day, and WWE is owned by a family of Irish descent. Usually they've mentioned it but don't make a big deal about it...what consequences could be in store? - Will Austin crack and just HAVE to have a tall, frosty, puke-colored beer? - Hurricane will match with a good portion of the crowd. - Crash Holly will show up, remind us he's not dead, and be dressed as a leprachaun. - Most of the crowd will be drunk, perhaps making the show easier to enjoy. - Most of us will be drunk, making Raw easier to enjoy. - Most of the writing team will be drunk--well, can it be ANYTHING but an improvement?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 15, 2003 A special women's gimmick match. Probably involving a kiddy pool full of some green liquid. That or a variation on the bra & panties match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Nash wheels out for a surprise appearance, and gives a toast to Hall, and basically begs for Vince to sign him up again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Andrew, you forgot the part where Nash brings out a cardboard cutout of Hall. 2-1 odds he makes out with it too. (Cues Yuna) Because you know, Kliq = RATINGZZZZZZ!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Som hilarous bit of comedy involving Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 15, 2003 And I'm glad that I have no serious answer. I take great pride in the fact that I don't think like the WWF writers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 15, 2003 RVD will celebrate with some of the sticky green. WHOOO! for thinly viewed drug humor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted March 15, 2003 In a drunken rage from partying to much because of the holiday, Triple H will injure himself out of the WM event to show that he's just as tough as Kurt Angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Nowinski will visit frat houses back at Harvard and disrupt their keggers, only to get 3-Ded again for no reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 15, 2003 It's Test's birthday, thus meaning another perfect reason for the WWE to start YET ANOTHER TEST PUSH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 15, 2003 I predict all black wrestlers will lose a match and look like fools doing so. No change for 3MW as they always look bad on camera. Hurricane will once again steal the show with comedy skits. Goldust will be known as GreenDust Sean Morely will win another match vs the Dudleys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 15, 2003 That or a variation on the bra & panties match. Saying that there is a "variation on the bra & panties match", is like saying there is a variation on my ass shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Do you produce shit of the non-ass variety? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Maybe he shoves food up his ass and craps out his mouth, like they did on South Park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Maybe he shoves food up his ass and craps out his mouth, like they did on South Park. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I have been known to "bullshit" every so offten, I'm sure you've seen it a few times on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 15, 2003 You can tell it's late and we're all tired when not only are we debating shit, but me and TC are working together in the shit debate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Andrew, you forgot the part where Nash brings out a cardboard cutout of Hall. 2-1 odds he makes out with it too. (Cues Yuna) Nash and Hall? They look better with others of the Kliq in the fic universe. Okay, I'll shut up Back on topic.... Helms and Rock, if they have a segment together, will own. 'Nuff said. Baby goes to sleep now. EDIT: And yes, I'm tired too...thus..the silliness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted March 15, 2003 It's not strange. We all do it every Monday night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 15, 2003 FIT FUCKING FINLEY returns babay! Belfast Bruiser in the hizzie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted March 15, 2003 You can tell it's late and we're all tired when not only are we debating shit, but me and TC are working together in the shit debate. It's more entertaining than talking about some of the past happenings in WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted March 15, 2003 an I.R.A bomb will go off in Regal's locker room and HHH will go around investigating it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted March 15, 2003 - Crash Holly will show up, remind us he's not dead, and be dressed as a leprachaun. Isn't Crash on SD now? Just wondering. Ahhhh... Saint Patrick's Day. Are there any Irish guys on the roster? Besides... OMG THE McMAHONS?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Sounds like a perfect excuse for DRUNK MIDGETS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Do you produce shit of the non-ass variety? I hereby dub thee post of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 15, 2003 - Crash Holly will show up, remind us he's not dead, and be dressed as a leprachaun. Isn't Crash on SD now? Just wondering. Ahhhh... Saint Patrick's Day. Are there any Irish guys on the roster? Besides... OMG THE McMAHONS?!? Correct, but we all know they'll switch rosters if they think we don't notice. Remember, if some one is gone so long that we wonder if he's still alive then the roster doesn't matter (i.e. Snow). And as for Irish wrestlers, Crash Holly and Chief Morely for sure. Taker is too but he's on SD and they think we care about him so they'd try to make an explanation for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pigsy Report post Posted March 15, 2003 an I.R.A bomb will go off in Regal's locker room and HHH will go around investigating it. At the end of the show he'll reveal it was him all along. Or, Rikishi will dress up as a leprechaun and say he did it for da little people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Som hilarous bit of comedy involving Kane. the Big Green Machine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted March 15, 2003 Regal and Storm kick the crap out of some dwarfs dressed up as leprechauns and then 3MW run in and injure the little guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted March 15, 2003 HHH will wrestle in special GREEN tights that show off how truly fit the GAME is... Hurricane/Rock will steal the show again with a truly hilarious segment involving the holiday Goldust will be green The ladies will have some dumb green pudding match or just be dressed in green underwear Perhaps Victoria will come out in green and Stevie will steal HHH's idea and wear bright green tights JR will say Happy St. BAH GAWD Patricks Day at some point King will point out why he loves this holiday for the "green puppies" The Rock will give Austin the Patty's day rock bottom he deserves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 15, 2003 an I.R.A bomb will go off in Regal's locker room and HHH will go around investigating it. Incidentally, St. Paddy's Day is celebrated more in America then it is in Ireland itself. The Irish are in fact awesomely cunning folk who make enormous amounts of money through exploiting stereotypical perceptions of the Emerald Isle. They then take the money and build business complexes and make more amounts of money. The Irish boys will also win the Six Nations Championship, beating the English pansies. Fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
