How Bad Are You??

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

42, yay.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

32

And you're 28?!

Not yet.

 

Yes - 1. Smoked?

Yes - 2. Been drunk as hell?

Yes - 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?

No - 4. Screwed someone of the same sex?

Yes - 5. Shoplifted?

Yes - 6. Lied?

No - 7. Betrayed a friend?

No - 8. Been to jail?

Yes - 9. Smoked weed?

Yes - 10. Done LSD?

No - 11. Done any other illegal drug?

Yes - 12. Given oral sex?

Yes - 13. Recieved oral sex?

No - 14. Screwed something not of the human race?

No - 15. Screwed something not alive?

No - 16. Cheated on someone?

No - 17. Used someone?

No - 18. Paid somone for sex?

No - 19. Been paid for sex?

No - 20. Played strip poker?

Yes - 21. Skipped school?

No - 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?

No - 23. Danced naked?

No - 24. Danced naked in public?

No - 25. Flashed someone?

No - 26. Mooned someone?

Yes - 27. Kissed someone?

No - 28. Kissed someone of the same sex?

Yes - 29. Held hands?

Yes - 30. Hugged someone?

Yes - 31. French kissed?

Yes - 32. Had sexual fantasies?

No - 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?

No - 34. Stolen money?

No - 35. Stolen money from family?

No - 36. Stolen drugs from family?

No - 37. Been convicted of a crime?

No - 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?

No (unfortunately - ha!) - 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?

No - 40. Been called a whore?

No (jokingly by friends, but I don't think that counts) - 41. Been called a bitch?

Yes - 42. Watched porn?

No - 43. Taped porn?

No - 44. Watched porn you taped?

No - 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?

No - 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?

No - 47. Used sex 'toys'?

No - 48. Tried to kill yourself?

No - 49. Tried to kill someone else?

No - 50. Told someone you hated them?

No - 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?

[Guest Hot NewzWIRE~!]

102 NWO CAN U DIG TAHT FELLAZAZZZZZZZZZ?!?!

[Guest juvvy]

23

 

 

 

 

1. Smoked? Weed

2. Been drunk as hell? Yea

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? No

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No

5. Shoplifted? Yea

6. Lied? Yea DUH

7. Betrayed a friend? Yep

8. Been to jail? No Way

9. Smoked weed? Hell Mother Fucking Yeah

10. Done LSD? Would Like To

11. Done any other illegal drug? Yea

12. Given oral sex? No

13. Recieved oral sex? Want To

14. Screwed something not of the human race? NO

15. Screwed something not alive? NO

16. Cheated on someone? NO

17. Used someone? YES

18. Paid somone for sex? No(Hmm..good idea)

19. Been paid for sex? I wish

20. Played strip poker? No

21. Skipped school? Yea

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yea

23. Danced naked? NO

24. Danced naked in public? NO

25. Flashed someone? No

26. Mooned someone? Yep

27. Kissed someone? Yep

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? No

29. Held hands? Yea

30. Hugged someone? Yea

31. French kissed? No

32. Had sexual fantasies? All The Time

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No

34. Stolen money? Yea

35. Stolen money from family? Yea

36. Stolen drugs from family? Yea

37. Been convicted of a crime? Yea

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? NO

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? NO

40. Been called a whore? No

41. Been called a bitch? Yea

42. Watched porn? Yea

43. Taped porn? No

44. Watched porn you taped? No

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? No

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No but would like to

47. Used sex 'toys'? No

48. Tried to kill yourself? No

49. Tried to kill someone else? No

50. Told someone you hated them? Yea

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yea

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Whoah whoah whoah ladies. Stop with the PM's. There's plenty of orgasms to go around.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

38

 

I feel so dirty!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

1. Smoked?-no

2. Been drunk as hell?-no

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?-no

4. Screwed someone of the same sex?-no

5. Shoplifted?-yes

6. Lied?-yes

7. Betrayed a friend?-yes

8. Been to jail?-no

9. Smoked weed?-no

10. Done LSD?-no

11. Done any other illegal drug?-no

12. Given oral sex?-no

13. Recieved oral sex?-no

14. Screwed something not of the human race?-no

15. Screwed something not alive?-no

16. Cheated on someone?-no

17. Used someone?-yes

18. Paid somone for sex?-no

19. Been paid for sex?-no

20. Played strip poker?-no

21. Skipped school?-yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?-no

23. Danced naked?-no

24. Danced naked in public?-no

25. Flashed someone?-yes

26. Mooned someone?-yes

27. Kissed someone?-yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex?-no

29. Held hands?-yes

30. Hugged someone?-yes

31. French kissed?-no

32. Had sexual fantasies?-yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?-no

34. Stolen money?-no

35. Stolen money from family?-no

36. Stolen drugs from family?-no

37. Been convicted of a crime?-no

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?-no

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?-no

40. Been called a whore?-no

41. Been called a bitch?-no

42. Watched porn?-yes

43. Taped porn?-no

44. Watched porn you taped?-no

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?-no

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?-no

47. Used sex 'toys'?-no

48. Tried to kill yourself?-no

49. Tried to kill someone else?-no

50. Told someone you hated them?-yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?-no

 

26...yep, I'm safe...

[Guest treble charged]

18.

 

I'm such a pussy.

[Guest T®ITEC]

42.

 

Damn. How'd TC get such a low score, anyway? He's too old for that... He's probably gonna live to be 110 though.

[Guest treble charged]

Me am pussy.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

1. Smoked? - Yes

2. Been drunk as hell? - No

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? - No

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? - No

5. Shoplifted? - Yes

6. Lied? - Yes

7. Betrayed a friend? - Yes

8. Been to jail? - No

9. Smoked weed? - Yes

10. Done LSD? - No

11. Done any other illegal drug? - No

12. Given oral sex? - No

13. Recieved oral sex? - No

14. Screwed something not of the human race? - No

15. Screwed something not alive? - No

16. Cheated on someone? - No

17. Used someone? - Yes

18. Paid somone for sex? - No

19. Been paid for sex? - No

20. Played strip poker? - No

21. Skipped school? - Yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? - Yes

23. Danced naked? - No

24. Danced naked in public? - No

25. Flashed someone? - No

26. Mooned someone? - No

27. Kissed someone? - Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? - No

29. Held hands? - Yes

30. Hugged someone? - Yes

31. French kissed? - Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? - Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? - No

34. Stolen money? - Yes

35. Stolen money from family? - Yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? - Yes

37. Been convicted of a crime? - No

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? - No

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? - No

40. Been called a whore? - No

41. Been called a bitch? - No

42. Watched porn? - Yes

43. Taped porn? - No

44. Watched porn you taped? - No

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? - No

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? - No

47. Used sex 'toys'? - No

48. Tried to kill yourself? - Despite thinking about it, No

49. Tried to kill someone else? - No

50. Told someone you hated them? - Yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? - Yes

 

 

Score: 36

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

18.00

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I had a 62, legit.

 

Still, despite my badness, I don't see RugbyDiva being interested in me.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

my honest score was 78...

 

not bragging or anything because it seemed like that test was for whether or not you're eligible for a life sentence and whether or not you would pitch or catch in the cell...but that was my honest score.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

1. Smoked? Yes

2. Been drunk as hell? Yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No

5. Shoplifted? Yes

6. Lied? Yes

7. Betrayed a friend? Yes

8. Been to jail? Yes

9. Smoked weed? No

10. Done LSD? No

11. Done any other illegal drug? Yes

12. Given oral sex? Yes

13. Recieved oral sex? Yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? Hell no

15. Screwed something not alive? Blow up doll Yes

16. Cheated on someone? Yes

17. Used someone? Yes

18. Paid somone for sex? Yes

19. Been paid for sex? Yes (honestly)

20. Played strip poker? No

21. Skipped school? Yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No

23. Danced naked? Yes

24. Danced naked in public? No

25. Flashed someone? Yes

26. Mooned someone? Yes

27. Kissed someone? Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (regretfully)

29. Held hands? Yes

30. Hugged someone? If fucking counts as a hug Yes

31. French kissed? Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes (regretfully)

34. Stolen money? Yes

35. Stolen money from family? Yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? No

37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes - well one date.

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No

40. Been called a whore? Yes

41. Been called a bitch? Yes

42. Watched porn? Yes

43. Taped porn? Yes

44. Watched porn you taped? Yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No

47. Used sex 'toys'? Yes (not on me tho)

48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes

49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes

50. Told someone you hated them? Yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes

 

 

Whoops my score was 82.

 

52) Can you count? No

 

Hey Lis, you want my #? We can have a fun night at the local Temple of Set.

 

Ironically enough, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't. Being bad is overrated, and I'd do anything to get rid of my criminal record - it would allow me to be a university professor like I always wanted to be.

[Guest wwF1587]

1. Smoked? Yes (still do)

2. Been drunk as hell? No

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? No

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No

5. Shoplifted? Yes (stole a few candybars... that counts)

6. Lied? Yes All the time

7. Betrayed a friend? No

8. Been to jail? No

9. Smoked weed? No

10. Done LSD? No

11. Done any other illegal drug? NO

12. Given oral sex? No

13. Recieved oral sex? No

14. Screwed something not of the human race? No

15. Screwed something not alive? No

16. Cheated on someone? No

17. Used someone? No

18. Paid somone for sex? No

19. Been paid for sex? NO

20. Played strip poker? No

21. Skipped school?

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No

23. Danced naked? No

24. Danced naked in public? No

25. Flashed someone? No

26. Mooned someone?

27. Kissed someone? Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? No

29. Held hands? Yes

30. Hugged someone? Yes

31. French kissed? Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No

34. Stolen money? Yes

35. Stolen money from family? Yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? Yes

37. Been convicted of a crime? No

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? NO

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No

40. Been called a whore? No

41. Been called a bitch? Yes

42. Watched porn? Yes (all the time!)

43. Taped porn? Yes

44. Watched porn you taped? Yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?

47. Used sex 'toys'?

48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes

49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes

50. Told someone you hated them? Yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes

 

even 40 here... i feel like such a badass right now..

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I had a 62, legit.

 

Still, despite my badness, I don't see RugbyDiva being interested in me.

Aweeee... don't take it to heart Kotz! You never know!

[Guest RugbyDiva]

1. Smoked? Yes

2. Been drunk as hell? Yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No

5. Shoplifted? Yes

6. Lied? Yes

7. Betrayed a friend? Yes

8. Been to jail? Yes

9. Smoked weed? No

10. Done LSD? No

11. Done any other illegal drug? Yes

12. Given oral sex? Yes

13. Recieved oral sex? Yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? Hell no

15. Screwed something not alive? Blow up doll Yes

16. Cheated on someone? Yes

17. Used someone? Yes

18. Paid somone for sex? Yes

19. Been paid for sex? Yes (honestly)

20. Played strip poker? No

21. Skipped school? Yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No

23. Danced naked? Yes

24. Danced naked in public? No

25. Flashed someone? Yes

26. Mooned someone? Yes

27. Kissed someone? Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (regretfully)

29. Held hands? Yes

30. Hugged someone? If fucking counts as a hug Yes

31. French kissed? Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes (regretfully)

34. Stolen money? Yes

35. Stolen money from family? Yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? No

37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes - well one date.

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No

40. Been called a whore? Yes

41. Been called a bitch? Yes

42. Watched porn? Yes

43. Taped porn? Yes

44. Watched porn you taped? Yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No

47. Used sex 'toys'? Yes (not on me tho)

48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes

49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes

50. Told someone you hated them? Yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes

 

 

Whoops my score was 82.

 

52) Can you count? No

 

Hey Lis, you want my #? We can have a fun night at the local Temple of Set.

 

Ironically enough, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't. Being bad is overrated, and I'd do anything to get rid of my criminal record - it would allow me to be a university professor like I always wanted to be.

::intrigued::

[Guest Sturgis]

1. Smoked? Yes.

2. Been drunk as hell? Yes.

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes.

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No.

5. Shoplifted? No.

6. Lied? Yes.

7. Betrayed a friend? Yes.

8. Been to jail? No.

9. Smoked weed? Yes.

10. Done LSD? No.

11. Done any other illegal drug? No.

12. Given oral sex? Yes.

13. Recieved oral sex? Yes.

14. Screwed something not of the human race? No.

15. Screwed something not alive? No.

16. Cheated on someone? No.

17. Used someone? Yes.

18. Paid somone for sex? No.

19. Been paid for sex? No.

20. Played strip poker? No.

21. Skipped school? Yes.

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No.

23. Danced naked? No.

24. Danced naked in public? No.

25. Flashed someone? No.

26. Mooned someone? Yes.

27. Kissed someone? Yes.

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.

29. Held hands? Yes.

30. Hugged someone? Yes.

31. French kissed? No.

32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes.

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No.

34. Stolen money? Yes.

35. Stolen money from family? Yes.

36. Stolen drugs from family? No.

37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes.

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? No.

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No.

40. Been called a whore? No.

41. Been called a bitch? Yes.

42. Watched porn? Yes.

43. Taped porn? Yes.

44. Watched porn you taped? Yes.

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes.

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No.

47. Used sex 'toys'? No.

48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes.

49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes.

50. Told someone you hated them? Yes.

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes.

 

74.

[Guest DrTom]

54. It seems like I do worse (or better, depending on perspective) on the longer "purity tests."

[Guest Downhome]

I scored a 28, and I don't really see how someone could do much less than a 20.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

1. Smoked? no

2. Been drunk as hell? yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? no

5. Shoplifted? yes

6. Lied? yes

7. Betrayed a friend? yes

8. Been to jail? no

9. Smoked weed? yes

10. Done LSD? no

11. Done any other illegal drug? no

12. Given oral sex? yes

13. Recieved oral sex? yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? no

15. Screwed something not alive? no

16. Cheated on someone? no

17. Used someone? yes

18. Paid somone for sex? no

19. Been paid for sex? no

20. Played strip poker? no

21. Skipped school? yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? yes

23. Danced naked? yes

24. Danced naked in public? no

25. Flashed someone? yes

26. Mooned someone? yes

27. Kissed someone? yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? yes

29. Held hands? yes

30. Hugged someone? yes

31. French kissed? yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? yes

34. Stolen money? yes

35. Stolen money from family? yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? no

37. Been convicted of a crime? no

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? no

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? no

40. Been called a whore? yes

41. Been called a bitch? yes

42. Watched porn? yes

43. Taped porn? no

44. Watched porn you taped? no

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? no

47. Used sex 'toys'? yes

48. Tried to kill yourself? no

49. Tried to kill someone else? yes

50. Told someone you hated them? yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? yes

 

58 points.

[Guest The Camel]

1. Smoked? Yes, Everyday

2. Been drunk as hell? Yes, Several, Several times

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Out of a money, out of companionship of the opposite sex (but not sex)

5. Shoplifted? Yes, see #1

6. Lied? No (+2)

7. Betrayed a friend? No

8. Been to jail? School field trip, got handcuffed and shackled (+1)

9. Smoked weed? Yes, don't you do it

10. Done LSD? No

11. Done any other illegal drug? No

12. Given oral sex? Mmmphpmpmpmpmepmephphphs

13. Recieved oral sex? Yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? I ate the last dog treat once

15. Screwed something not alive? She's still warm...

16. Cheated on someone? For money, clothes

17. Used someone? Yeahsss...

18. Paid somone for sex? Dinner & a Movie

19. Been paid for sex? She paid the next weekend

20. Played strip poker? Yes, see #16

21. Skipped school? Yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yes

23. Danced naked? Yes

24. Danced naked in public? Yes

25. Flashed someone? Yes

26. Mooned someone? Yes

27. Kissed someone? Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (dressed as a woman on halloween, on cheek)

29. Held hands? Yes

30. Hugged someone? When they sprayed mace? Yes...

31. French kissed? Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes, I like lesbians

34. Stolen money? Yes

35. Stolen money from family? No

36. Stolen drugs from family? No

37. Been convicted of a crime? No

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No, sadley

40. Been called a whore? Yes

41. Been called a bitch? No

42. Watched porn? Why do you think it took so long for me to respond?

43. Taped porn? Yes

44. Watched porn you taped? #42

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? Phillips or Slotted?

47. Used sex 'toys'? Used like one a couple of times

48. Tried to kill yourself? No

49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes, a former friend, stopped about 1/4 inch from breaking his neck. Fucker tried to stab me with a broken wooden spoon. And I hate splinters

50. Told someone you hated them? Ever seen me post after Flyboy?

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Ever seen me post after Flyboy?

 

 

 

83 (check #8). I need a wallet like Sammy Hammy Jackson in Pulp Fiction. And counseling. Professional counseling.

[Guest snuffbox]

1. Smoked? - yes

2. Been drunk as hell? - yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? -yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? -no

5. Shoplifted? -yes

6. Lied? -yes

7. Betrayed a friend? -no

8. Been to jail? -yes

9. Smoked weed? -yes

10. Done LSD? -no

11. Done any other illegal drug? -yes

12. Given oral sex? -yes

13. Recieved oral sex? -yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? -no

15. Screwed something not alive? -no

16. Cheated on someone? -no

17. Used someone? -yes

18. Paid somone for sex? -no

19. Been paid for sex? -no

20. Played strip poker? -no

21. Skipped school? -yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? -yes

23. Danced naked? -yes

24. Danced naked in public? -no

25. Flashed someone? -no

26. Mooned someone? -no

27. Kissed someone? -yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? -no

29. Held hands? -yes

30. Hugged someone? -yes

31. French kissed? -yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? -yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? -no

34. Stolen money? -no

35. Stolen money from family? -no

36. Stolen drugs from family? -yes

37. Been convicted of a crime? -yes

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? -yes

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? -yes

40. Been called a whore? -yes

41. Been called a bitch? -no

42. Watched porn? -yes

43. Taped porn? -no

44. Watched porn you taped? -no

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? -no

47. Used sex 'toys'? -no

48. Tried to kill yourself? -no

49. Tried to kill someone else? -no

50. Told someone you hated them? -yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? -no

 

54...Im a choirboy...and this test is as queer as Richard Simmons.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

i had 22, pathetic.

[Guest swan]

1. Smoked? - yes

2. Been drunk as hell? - yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? -yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? -no

5. Shoplifted? -no

6. Lied? -yes

7. Betrayed a friend? -no

8. Been to jail? -no

9. Smoked weed? -yes

10. Done LSD? -no

11. Done any other illegal drug? -yes

12. Given oral sex? -yes

13. Recieved oral sex? -yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? -no

15. Screwed something not alive? -no

16. Cheated on someone? -no

17. Used someone? -yes

18. Paid somone for sex? -no

19. Been paid for sex? -no

20. Played strip poker? -yes

21. Skipped school? -yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? -yes

23. Danced naked? -yes

24. Danced naked in public? -no

25. Flashed someone? -no

26. Mooned someone? -yes

27. Kissed someone? -yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? -no

29. Held hands? -yes

30. Hugged someone? -yes

31. French kissed? -yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? -yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? -no

34. Stolen money? -no

35. Stolen money from family? -no

36. Stolen drugs from family? -no

37. Been convicted of a crime? -no

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? -yes

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? -no

40. Been called a whore? -no

41. Been called a bitch? -no

42. Watched porn? -yes

43. Taped porn? -yes

44. Watched porn you taped? -yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes

47. Used sex 'toys'? -yes

48. Tried to kill yourself? -no

49. Tried to kill someone else? -no

50. Told someone you hated them? -yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? -yes

 

58, kind of in the middle?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

34 for me

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I really think I should add two extra points for 8 hour tantric sex.

[Guest Vitamin X]

1. Smoked? yep

2. Been drunk as hell? yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? duh

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? no

5. Shoplifted? yes

6. Lied? yes

7. Betrayed a friend? yes

8. Been to jail? yes

9. Smoked weed? yes

10. Done LSD? yes

11. Done any other illegal drug? YES~!!

12. Given oral sex? yes

13. Recieved oral sex? yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? does my pillow in my sleep count? no? k n/m then..

15. Screwed something not alive? pillow? no? damn.

16. Cheated on someone? yep

17. Used someone? heheh yep

18. Paid somone for sex? .....so Vegas is cool, so what. Strippers there will fuck ya.

19. Been paid for sex? again Vegas is cool.

20. Played strip poker? VEGAS AGAIN~!!!!

21. Skipped school? oh yeah

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? definitely

23. Danced naked? see #2

24. Danced naked in public? and #2 again + #23

25. Flashed someone? heh yeh

26. Mooned someone? yes yes

27. Kissed someone? duh

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? NO

29. Held hands? yes

30. Hugged someone? yes

31. French kissed? yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? thus my addiction to my stripclubs..

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? no

34. Stolen money? yes

35. Stolen money from family? yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? sort of they didn't know they had it, but yeah

37. Been convicted of a crime? whew no lucky enough

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? yes

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? and i am too. shutup.

40. Been called a whore? yes

41. Been called a bitch? oh yea..well more of an "asshole" but thats the guy equivalent to "bitch"

42. Watched porn? yes

43. Taped porn? yes

44. Watched porn you taped?yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? yes

47. Used sex 'toys'? yes

48. Tried to kill yourself? yes 2-3 times

49. Tried to kill someone else? yes

50. Told someone you hated them? yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? yes

 

6 NO's x 2 = 12.. 102-12 =

 

90! fuck and I'm not even 21 yet...

[Guest J*ingus]

Heh, 70, the highest of the ESTABLISHED~! posters so far.

 

 

edit: wow, haven't seen that term out of mothballs in a while.