Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Why wouldn't they? So far, none of these jokes have been offensive...just stupid and lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Why do you (Banky and evenflow) come into a joke thread to bitch about the jokes. If you don't have a joke to share, leave. You're ruining the thread. OK... What do BRUCE and the beach have in common? Crabs Get it? I just implied you have STDs, OMG I'm so funny! But I used something related to sex in my humor, so I must be bad-ass and am going to hell! Oh wait I don't even believe in hell I'm Jewish! OMG that means I can be even FUNNIER~! Hahahahahahahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Get it? I just implied you have STDs, OMG I'm so funny! But I used something related to sex in my humor, so I must be bad-ass and am going to hell! Oh wait I don't even believe in hell I'm Jewish! OMG that means I can be even FUNNIER~! Hahahahahahahahahaha. Okay, that wasn't funny evevingflow. Try to be like the Big Show, he funny unintentionaly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 18, 2003 S Club 7 is a good band....in a pedifile Spice Girls kind of way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted March 18, 2003 There once was a Man from Nantucket... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 19, 2003 Yay! I got in shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 19, 2003 Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says, "Help! I've risen and I can't get down!" That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted March 19, 2003 OK. I have some seriously racial jokes here...I don't mean to offend anyone, but they might . Why do blacks hate Tylenol? It's white, it works , and they're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle. and, What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus? i don't know, but it can sure as hell pick a lot of cotton . THERE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 19, 2003 A pedophile takes a small boy into the woods. "Wow, these woods sure are scary." says the boy. "I know, I gotta walk back alone." says the pedophile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2003 That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's. Creepy...Banky and I agree on something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BRUCE Report post Posted March 19, 2003 Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says, "Help! I've risen and I can't get down!" That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's. Why didn't Jesus get into college? He got hung up on his boards. and fucky you Banky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted March 19, 2003 .....wow. Guess you must be high to get the punchline or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Johnson1620 Report post Posted March 19, 2003 What's with all the racism here? Didn't someone get banned for "using" racism in my Booker thread right here in no holds barred? Talk about your double standards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 19, 2003 That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's. Creepy...Banky and I agree on something. Shut the fuck up. Don't make me change my opinon because you agree with me. Honestly BRUCE, your jokes are horrendous. If its part of your act fine, but bah gawd, you ain't not no funny guy. I agree with Johnson1620, theres no room for racism anywhere on this board. We've spent years trying to break down these kinda barriers, we don't need this bullshit to fuck it. This is the only matter I'd pull rank on in regards to this folder. I am not asking for anyone to be banned, I am just saying it should be enforced after today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 19, 2003 After getting complaints about this thread, I've decided to close it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites