The 'Your Going to Hell' joke thread

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Why wouldn't they? So far, none of these jokes have been offensive...just stupid and lame.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Why do you (Banky and evenflow) come into a joke thread to bitch about the jokes.

 

If you don't have a joke to share, leave. You're ruining the thread.

OK...

What do BRUCE and the beach have in common? Crabs

 

Get it? I just implied you have STDs, OMG I'm so funny! But I used something related to sex in my humor, so I must be bad-ass and am going to hell! Oh wait I don't even believe in hell I'm Jewish! OMG that means I can be even FUNNIER~! Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Get it? I just implied you have STDs, OMG I'm so funny! But I used something related to sex in my humor, so I must be bad-ass and am going to hell! Oh wait I don't even believe in hell I'm Jewish! OMG that means I can be even FUNNIER~! Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Okay, that wasn't funny evevingflow. Try to be like the Big Show, he funny unintentionaly.

[Guest razazteca]

S Club 7 is a good band....in a pedifile Spice Girls kind of way.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

There once was a Man from Nantucket...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yay! I got in shit!

[Guest Banky]

Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says,

 

"Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"

That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's.

[Guest HungryJack]

OK.

 

I have some seriously racial jokes here...I don't mean to offend anyone, but they might .

 

 

 

Why do blacks hate Tylenol?

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's white, it works , and they're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and, What do you get when you cross a black person with an octopus?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i don't know, but it can sure as hell pick a lot of cotton .

 

 

 

 

THERE.

[Guest Nevermortal]

A pedophile takes a small boy into the woods.

 

"Wow, these woods sure are scary." says the boy.

 

"I know, I gotta walk back alone." says the pedophile.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's.

Creepy...Banky and I agree on something.

[Guest BRUCE]

Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says,

 

"Help! I've risen and I can't get down!"

That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He got hung up on his boards.

 

 

and fucky you Banky!

[Guest Kingpk]

.....wow. Guess you must be high to get the punchline or something.

[Guest Johnson1620]

What's with all the racism here?

 

Didn't someone get banned for "using" racism in my Booker thread right here in no holds barred?

 

Talk about your double standards.

[Guest Banky]

That was the lamest joke I have ever heard. We are all now dumber for having witnessed this joke. My GOD have mercy on all of our souls...especially BRUCE's.

Creepy...Banky and I agree on something.

Shut the fuck up. Don't make me change my opinon because you agree with me.

 

Honestly BRUCE, your jokes are horrendous. If its part of your act fine, but bah gawd, you ain't not no funny guy.

 

I agree with Johnson1620, theres no room for racism anywhere on this board. We've spent years trying to break down these kinda barriers, we don't need this bullshit to fuck it. This is the only matter I'd pull rank on in regards to this folder. I am not asking for anyone to be banned, I am just saying it should be enforced after today.

[Guest Tony149]

After getting complaints about this thread, I've decided to close it.