Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 some quotes out of his Finnish book. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...shouldn't we find work for all Finns before we start getting all kinds of Negroes and Hottentots here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Now the Somali whelps yap in newspapers about how they're the toughest gang in Helsinki. This country's growing youth should have enough willpower to show them whose the master in the house. Tone a bit down with the glue-sniffing and put the place in order so grandmas dare to move about the railway station... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I sat one day in street cafe in Esplanadi in some nice company. Then Abu-Bapu and his pal Bingo-Bango walked right there from their daily nap. They fetched couple a chairs and went right in to talk with these two Finnish girls, no matter how they said no. ..."I don't know what's the sitting order around your camel shit campfire, but here in Finland we don't call each other names or come to tables without permission. Get back to the railway station. I bet you work for the State Railroads since you hang there all day?..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...At this place I threw him off the terrance and he flew in a curve and landed on his ass. He had a mobile telephone in his hand before he landed and he started his godawful babbling right away... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...The truth is that kind of a Mauri Mopo (note: A lightweight boxer who Tony described as "He had faggy curls on his shoulders and only marks on his face were pimples") wouldn't even be in Finnish porn mag Kalle's gay pages if it weren't for me raising the profile of this sport... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...When I become a MP I'll put this country in order. I'll go personally to every goddamn office to see what they're doing or if they're doing anything at all. Sleeping, coffee drinking, shit talking and asspicking will end right there... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I here and now promise to pay the gasoline to every Lada used to drive the Finnish commie traitors hell away from here with a red cap on their heads... Balalaika on their ass and right on the eastern border... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Note that Tony's referring to preferred Finnish fascist tactic of the thirties, driving commies and comsymps to the eastern border and roughing them a bit along the way.) quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I've been watching so many doors I can do it in the parliament, too. I'll go to sit beside the door before the meeting and see that only honest and patriotic Finland-born citizens get in like the Constitution says... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (source: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showth...threadid=170189 ) "Tony's certainly off to a good start - he's called the President a lesbian. I didn't mention that Tony's got a SS lightning tattoo and another near his arse reading "EXIT ONLY", did I?" Nice job Finland! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 and he was elected with the "True Finns" ---- "True Finns - Political goals Justice and security for the people of Finland In Parliament we act in pursuit of the following goals We defend basic values and basic rights - The family, the home and children form the foundation of society. Home care for children should be a real option and genuine conditions for children's day care should be guaranteed. - Morality and religion offer security and belief in life. We support the work of parishes. An important task of the parish is to help the disadvantaged. - Finland, the Fatherland, is dear to us. We do not bargain over matters affecting the Fatherland. - The freedom and basic rights of citizens must be inviolable. Basic security, a basic pension and employment are civil rights - Finland is a developed and prosperous country. Our national income per capita is among the world's highest. Each one of us has the right to our paxt of the national income. - Every person of working age who is able to work has the right and the obligation to work, also in third sector employment. - The social rights of citizens should be included in constitutional laws . A humane pension plus basic security of 5,000 Finnish marks should be guaranteed for all. Entrepreneurship is a virtue, not a crime - Small business should be granted, by law, the opportunity to function without arbitrary taxation and excessive bureaucracy. Unreasonable peripheral salary costs should be eliminated. - The pursuit of share options by top business executives should be prohibited as damaging to honest entrepreneurship . - Production of pure Finnish food should be safeguarded through family farming. Rural areas should be kept populated and sufficient money should be allocated for basic road maintenance. - Biodiversity should be preserved by peaceful means. Domestic energy sources should be favoured. The problem of personal debt should be resolved - People should not be enslaved for years by the power of money. People who find themselves overburdened with debt, for a variety of reasons, should be given an honourable chance to return to society as fully empowered citizens. - The over-indebtedness of students should be prevented and the debt of honour to our war veterans should be paid. Everyone should be allowed to live a decent life - Health care and hospital services should be largely free. - The elderly should be looked after, with enough senior citizens' homes and care personnel. - The lives of the disabled should be supported and eased with adequate services. - All trained health care professionals should be provided with jobs in hospitals and medical centres, not forgetting home care and care provided by relatives. Moral decay and tyranny should be challenged - Sufficient resources should be provided for the fight against drugs. - There should be no surrender to crime. Criminal activity aimed at Finland from abroad should be treated with the full force of the law. Organised crime has no place in Finland. - Violence by gangs and other groups, plus vandalism and damage to property, must not be permitted. Satanists and those who desecrate graveyards must be resolutely disciplined. The law must be the same for all. Finland must remain a safe country. - Street prostitution must be brought to an end. The advertising of sexual services - including prostitution - in the press, on radio, or on television should be prohibited by law. The True Finns - the moral and social Right-Wing alternative in the Finnish parliament!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Vince would make a ton on this guy if he brought him back now with that gimmick. He could wrestle Jesse Ventura. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Hell, he could tag with triple K against booker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 <HIJACK> Rob, do you post at the Straight Dope boards, or just lurk? </HIJACK> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted March 21, 2003 Ludvig Borga was elected because Finland stinks funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted March 22, 2003 So If your a conservative native white Finn, it won't be so bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
