Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Move over RVD I have a new favorite! This guy is sitting right in the middle of a huge story that he doesn't even understand. 1. He's a hoss...and therefore deserves a push /WWE logic 2. He's SO bad that it's funny... 3. And he's a danger to himself and others. From the house show...MAIN EVENT: "(9) The Undertaker & Nathan Jones defeated the Big Show & A-Train. Oh God, this is going to be a Wrestlemania match? Nathan just isn't ready yet. He is entirely to green and tentative in the ring. Taker will have a hard time making this WM a good one. The match itself was solid, and the sight of the seven foot Big Show giving the almost seven foot Nathan a vertical suplex was one to behold. Taker was way over with the crowd, and that kept them in the match. Prior to the end of the match, Nathan attempted to clothesline himself and the Big Show out of the ring, and did so, but when Nathan went to the floor somehow his head and neck got caught under the bottom rope and whiplashed him hard. I seriously thought the guy had just broke his neck, his body was stretched in that. The end came when Taker caught Albert in the chokeslam for the pin." This guy is TOO entertaining. When he's not hurting people like Mattitude and JJ he's retaping missed spots on SD! and almost killing himself at house shows! Best. Entertainer. Ever. Nathan Jones for WWE Champion in 03! Join me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 What will his finisher be? He needs something he can't botch. I guess that rules out a clothesline and a kick then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I personally cannot wait for Hitler's wet dream matchup: Lesnar vs. Jones. WWE should promote Jones as the 7' klutz ("You'll never know when his next fuckup will be!"). It'll certainly increase house show business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 And his catchphrase can be "CRIKEY!!!" any time he fucks up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Sad thing: Taker is the best worker in this match. As for a finisher that Jones can't fuck up, a CHOP~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Didn't El Dandy use a chop as his finisher? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fazzle Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Well, he's not the first person to do that. Vince did it once too when Chyna threw him out of the ring, during the Raw where there was a DX vs. Corporation rumble for the #30 spot in the 99 RR. It scares me that I actually remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 He can fuck up a chop. He doesn't know how to pull anything and that's how he ended up potatoing JJ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I'd rather see Steiner get pushed over Benoit, Angle, Jericho, and Lesnar - simply to see everyone get worked up. It would amuse me more than anything. The only thing more amusing to me is starting a cyber feud between DEAN and John Cena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 What about a sleeper then? Anyone can do a sleeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 17, 2003 What about a sleeper then? Anyone can do a sleeper. Can't steal Triple H's submission move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Given this guys track record in the ring...I wouldn't let him put his arms around MY neck. His official finisher shall be the... Foot stomp! Sure it will sting...but it's better than the alternatives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Yeah but he could accidently stomp on someone's neck and kill them. What about some old school moves? Bodyslam? Atomic Drop? DDT? Those seem easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 17, 2003 He could do the fingerpoke of doom. Complete with Hogan vignettes on how to properly hit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I wish he was on RAW so he could fight HHH & Steiner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted March 17, 2003 As long as he's tagging with Taker he doesn't need a finisher, he just has to stand on the apron growling while Taker applies a shitty Triangle Choke or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 17, 2003 His finisher at the SD taping dark match was a gutwrench slam of some sort. It looks pretty hard to fuck up...but I'm sure he can do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I wish he was on RAW so he could fight HHH & Steiner. Yeah, but you need Jackie Gayda in there somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I guess I'm not the only person who laughs at Nathan Jones losing in Pride.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I like the idea of an eyerack... depending on the length of his nails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2003 he could get the 'Boomerang' reverse clothesline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Sorry to beat a dead horse, but of course it's because--HE'S A HOSS, BAH GAWD!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sakura Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Sorry to beat a dead horse, but of course it's because--HE'S A HOSS, BAH GAWD!! Yep. Didn't Ross himself push to get Jones hired? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Sorry to beat a dead horse, but of course it's because--HE'S A HOSS, BAH GAWD!! I thought the answer was he was involved in a threesome with Hunter & Steph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 17, 2003 I would never let him put his arms around my neck OR hold me upside down for a body slam. A DDT is out of the question. Arm bar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Yet another reason why Jones is king: Smackdown last week, Taker comes across Jones in his dressing room apparently having a wank. Taker - "Eerrrrrrrr...What are you doing? Jones - "I'm just sitting here, having a wank. I got used to the dark in prison." Taker - "Riiiiiight." Paraphrased perhaps, but this stuff is gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Sorry to beat a dead horse, but of course it's because--HE'S A HOSS, BAH GAWD!! I thouht he was screwing Shane. Hey, it worked for Test Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted March 17, 2003 He could use the Piper finger poke in the eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I think we all know why. Sorry to beat a dead horse, but of course it's because--HE'S A HOSS, BAH GAWD!! I thouht he was screwing Shane. Hey, it worked for Test Naw--we don't know that. Maybe he's just whoring out Stacy to Shane? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
