From the Fire Border Run Return

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

I know that the bookers are excited over no no-shows, but I'm a little upset at the no-requests. Anyway, on with the loot giving out. You know, with such giving of stuff, I'm like a demented, Giant Gonzales loving, baby cooking/selling/eating, female Santa Claus.

 

For Ced, a DDR-motifed lucha mask, and a donkey named Pequino, strapped with over 600 pounds of illegal fireworks.

 

For Thoth, a donkey, an attractive woman, and an attractive donkey (Not sure what you meant by "Ass)

 

For WhoreFrost (I mean, I guess you get this since you still have your title..) - a section of turf stolen from the soccer stadium in Mexico City, twelve pounds of marijuana, and a section of smokable grass, like in Caddyshack (C'mon guys, be more specific)

 

For Janus/Jesus, a donkey wearing a large tequila sombrero, a horde of Uruguayan midgets who think MVS is teh suck, 950,000,000,000,000.12 tons of hash, a 750,000,050 sq. ft. large liquor store, and Panamanian "El Sucko Grande"

 

I was going to give something to TNT and such, but, he didn't request, so he doesn't get anything. Although, he can get something if he requests in the appropriate thread within 24 hours.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I want you to FINALLY take that fucking picture out of your sig.

 

I mean, being informed that I shouldn't eat David Bowie was SO much better.

[Guest Ace309]

Well, I wrote, but forgot to request, so I'll just take the pot seeds stuck to the mud in your shoes.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

You getting me mylifetime spply of ganja and tequila yet? That was my match, and I DID throw Dangerous off the cage. Come on!

[janusd]

*sits down next to the tequila-drinking donkey behind the counter of his liquor store, and proceeds to get high and drunk at the same time while watching the midgets beat "El Sucko Grande" all around the store*

 

.....now this....rocks. (Y)

[Guest Thoth]

Yeah, take that out and put the pirate erection picture in.

[janusd]

Yeah, take that out and put the pirate erection picture in.

....I was thinking just the same thing.....bahahahaa....

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Don't worry, Hugs not Drugs has seen its last day as my sig pic. From now on, it's...

 

Transvestites!!

 

No, it's something else, that's hopefully not offensive to as many people as Hugs not Drugs or trannies. Well, not really offensive, but scary.

[Guest Thoth]

I had high hopes for you, GOdrea. I wanted to see the very visible outline of a pirate's cock through his tights.