As promised...

[Guest Suicide King]

Well, the entire fed showed for the PPV, and I think we can safely say that this was one of our best ever. I think there may be a correlation there, but what do I know?

 

In any event, I said I would reward you and I meant it. Here in this thread you may post ideas for the fed's reward, and those that are in my power to grant I will make a poll of, once we have a good selection. Then you can all vote for whichever one you want.

 

Thoughts?

[Forewarned 0]

Everbody gets laid!

[Guest Suicide King]

Ew. Just... ew.

[Forewarned 0]

Heh heh he-wha...wait a minute...I didn't mean...aw f**kin' sh*t "King"...get your mind outta' the gutter.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

I want another ML Danceoff, minus the ML part.

[Forewarned 0]

Oh...you can't touch this.

 

Oh, oh oh, oh...Neilsen Time...oh, oh oh, oh...

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

I changed my mind. I want a drawing of Neilsen in parachute pants.

[Guest Suicide King]

The thought of Mercury jousting with Axis on flying manatees does have some appeal...

[Forewarned 0]

Now that's just foolish.

 

(Neilsen walks away in green and black parachu-)

 

Hey! They can't see this!

 

(Neilsen punches the narrat-Ow! My f**kin' nose!)

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

ARE-ARE-ARE-ARE YOU READY???

 

FOR ME ON A MANATEEEEEEEEEE?

[Guest Thoth]

How about this for a reward: Video footage of me playing DDR.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Uhhhh... Lesse...

 

- King/Thugg Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots II!

- King/Mark go out and by a mic, record rant.

- HEAD! Where's Annie?

- The Suicide King as a guest commentator at SWF Battleground! ...or just a show!

 

Those're a few...

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Why do we need ANOTHER gift? We got to read a Neilsen match!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

King lets the Memphis Eel become a full time commentator. So, it's my own personal reward, but I had a rough ass ppv.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I have to agree though... Neilsens promo was enough of a reward for me... and the finish to his match, despite him throwing down the ICTV title...

 

 

but the double bird then the McTwist... damn you have no idea how hard I marked out... and this was in the middle of work. I was like SUH WEEET!!!! MCTWIST!!! The cust had no idea what I was talking about.....

 

 

whoa... pretty colors/

[Guest Kibagami]

I'm torn between the King And Mark Rant and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots II.

 

K.

[Guest Thoth]

If King and Mark do a rant, then by God, I will make them my bitches. You all know what I did to Donglogger.

 

That's right.

[Guest Thoth]

That said, I really want them to rant, so I can hear their low voices.

 

... +1

[Guest vitriol]

manatee jousting! Manatee jousting! It shall be, as I demand it! STILLWELL! GET MY BOW!!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

- HEAD! Where's Annie?

Well, Annie might not be here, but I am...

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Top three things I want to see...

 

#1. The much-requested Mark Stevens & Suicide King audio program

 

#2. Get Mark Stevens rolling on those SWF T-Shirts

 

#3. Special Attraction House Show Match: Suicide King vs. Neilsen of the Jungle

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

- HEAD! Where's Annie?

Well, Annie might not be here, but I am...

. . .

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

TBS... now what did I tell you about being a man slut?

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

That it's good as long as I get some? No, wait, that's what you told Annie.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

bwa, ha ha. ha.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Special Attraction House Show Match: Suicide King vs. Neilsen of the Jungle

We could finally get the "Who's the King? Hardcore Match" we were supposed to have almost a year ago.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Outcast VS Neilsen of the Jungle. "Tyler's Dead Wife's Corpse On A Pole" Match. Book it.

 

It'll be ratings gold, especially if it leads to necrophilia.

[Guest Kibagami]

- HEAD! Where's Annie?

Well, Annie might not be here, but I am...

. . .

As if TNT can afford to be discriminating when it comes to head.

 

K.

[Guest Suicide King]

But if I came back now I would ruin my reputation! You know, like Thugg!

 

OOH! BURN!!!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

That's it King....you and me...one on one!!

 

BITCH!!

 

Da "decides to kill King" H