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Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

William Regal was not backstage at Raw this week and his condition is very serious. From what I have heard from a few sources, the "stomach condition" we have been hearing that he has had for the past few weeks is actually a parasite that has shut down his lower intestines. Obviously, is a very serious matter. It is believed that Regal contracted the parasite during WWE's November 2002 tour of India. Regal has gained a lot of weight since the parasite has invaded his system, I believe due to fluid build up in his system. The truly scary thing about the condition is that doctors believe that their could be a gestation period of a year or more where other people who went on the tour could also be afflicted by parasites. At this point in time, it's not known how long Regal will be out of action

 

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Guest BorneAgain
Posted

Oh man, poor Regal. And poor Barron when he hears the news.

Guest Downhome
Posted

I guess India isn't as clean as I'd thought.

 

I hate this for Regal, I hope he heals up soon.

Guest Mad Dog
Posted

This is why the WWF shouldn't tour other countries.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I heard about this on the LAW so I'm not too upset.

 

I feel really bad for him since the guy loves wrestling so much and went through hell and back to ensure he could still wrestle- and now this happens. Hopefully he'll be back soon- I REALLY am starting to miss him

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

You know, I'm pretty apathetic towards Regal in the ring, but it really sucks that this happened to him. Even though I wouldn't put him in the same league as Kurt Angle, I hope he gets back into the ring soon. I hope that last sentence didn't come out too bad.

 

Now the rest of the roster has to watch out...great.

Guest razazteca
Posted

WWE should not tour in 3rd world countrys, I am surprised that nobody caught that killer pneumonia from Asia yet.

 

So does this mean that the tag titles will never get defended or will WWE just transfer it to Morely & Storm as champs.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

Well I believe that they were already planning on having Morley/Storm drop the titles if Regal wasn't able to return by Mania.

 

WWe truly is cursed...now the whole roster could have aliens running around in their bodies.

 

Hey...maybe HHH got the chest burster variety...

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

You know, Satanico...I was really tempted to make the HHH comment, as the quota is one per thread, but I'm glad I didn't, because yours is actually funny if you think about it.

Guest El Satanico
Posted

heh...thanks

 

yes we must have one hhh joke/reference per thread

Guest Lord of The Curry
Posted
I guess India isn't as clean as I'd thought.

 

I hate this for Regal, I hope he heals up soon.

You thought India was clean?

Guest Lil Naitch
Posted

I hate him in the ring, but I hate for anybody to get sick. Hope he heals up soon.

Guest oldschoolwrestling
Posted

ELAINE: Hi. Mr. and Mrs. Ranawat?

 

ZUBIN: Please, call us Usha and Zubin.

 

ELAINE: Oh. Well, Usha..

 

ZUBIN: I'm Zubin.

 

ELAINE: (Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke..

 

USHA: You're not going to the wedding, are you?

 

ELAINE: Well..

 

USHA: Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

 

ZUBIN: You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!

 

USHA: Here's the registry. Send her a gift, and be glad you did not have to go.

 

ELAINE: (Soaking it in) Right. Don't go. Send a gift. I think I understand.

 

ZUBIN: If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

 

ELAINE: (Leaving) That's fantastic.

 

ZUBIN: And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either.

Guest Downhome
Posted
I guess India isn't as clean as I'd thought.

 

I hate this for Regal, I hope he heals up soon.

You thought India was clean?

Not hardly, heh.

Guest razazteca
Posted

I'm thinking how the hell can India produce so many computer programmers and doctors yet have parasites problems :hm:

 

And Regal was starting to get entertaining then this crap happens.

Guest Slapnuts00
Posted

India is divided by class, the rich are really rich and well off, while the poor are dirt poor and have parasites.

What really scares me is that there's a potential that everyone on Raw could have the parasite. I hope its not life threatening!

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Well I believe that they were already planning on having Morley/Storm drop the titles if Regal wasn't able to return by Mania.

 

WWe truly is cursed...now the whole roster could have aliens running around in their bodies.

 

Hey...maybe HHH got the chest burster variety...

It could easily be more entertaining than him if it hopped out and did a dance number during one of his matches. :P

 

Sucks for Regal--although I was a fan of Morely's ring work when he's on. I hope he'll be healthy again soon, although I'm not going to be looking especially forward to his wrestling.

 

I'm thinking how the hell can India produce so many computer programmers and doctors yet have parasites problems

 

Because they want to get the hell out of the country and make a living elsewhere. Most of them are educated in other countries, like the United States.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
India is divided by class, the rich are really rich and well off, while the poor are dirt poor and have parasites.

What really scares me is that there's a potential that everyone on Raw could have the parasite. I hope its not life threatening!

Hopefully not...

 

"You see, there is only room for one parasite on the Raw roster-uh."

Guest BRUCE
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

That some of the funniest shit I have ever read! :lol:

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

Damn.......I really was not expecting this news.........one of the weirdest things I've heard yet.......*walks around dumbfounded*

Guest bob_barron
Posted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Serves fucking Vince right!

Ummmmmmmmm okay.

 

What do you mean serves him right?

Guest Downhome
Posted

After thinking about it, I really REALLY hope he gets better soon. Something like this could become VERY serious, VERY quickly.

Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
Posted

Dude. Please... nobody be apathetic cunts here. The man has some sort of ongoing, only-worsening stomach pain that must be hurting him 3-5x more than anything I've ever gotten, and just think if he has to actually crap the thing out and he loses a gallon of blood out his colon an-- oh. I'm making it worse. *kicks self*

Posted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Serves fucking Vince right!

Ummmmmmmmm okay.

 

What do you mean serves him right?

Well, Vince likes to push his wrestlers to the limit by making them tour fucking 3rd world countries, and now all of his roster may be incubating a parasite. If this pops up in more people, he's fucked, and it's his own damn fault.

 

I meant nothing bad towards Regal, no one deserves it (except maybe Vince, who probly didn't even make the trip).

Guest Johnson1620
Posted
Dude. Please... nobody be apathetic cunts here. The man has some sort of ongoing, only-worsening stomach pain that must be hurting him 3-5x more than anything I've ever gotten, and just think if he has to actually crap the thing out and he loses a gallon of blood out his colon an-- oh. I'm making it worse. *kicks self*

Dude, that was one of the funniest/grotesque post I've ever seen! :D

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