!!!!!!Offensive Jokes!!!!!

[Guest Johnson1620]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between dog shit and ni**ers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking!

 

What's the difference between a ni**er and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Ni**ers.

 

Why don't sharks eat ni**ers?

They think it's whale shit.

 

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.

 

What did the Alabama sherriff call the ni**er who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

 

Well, there you go Jokes all in good fun!

[Guest snuffbox]

Im offended

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between dog shit and ni**ers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking!

 

What's the difference between a ni**er and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Ni**ers.

 

Why don't sharks eat ni**ers?

They think it's whale shit.

 

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.

 

What did the Alabama sherriff call the ni**er who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

 

Well, there you go Jokes all in good fun!

 

Please ban me.

 

Wow, you showed them Johnstone! I bet any minute now they're gonna BEG for your forgiveness. Yep... any minute now.

 

 

 

Keep waiting, assclown. I also agree with the last part.

[Guest SP-1]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

What's the difference between Johnson and trolls?

 

THERE ISN'T ONE~!

Hey that is pretty funny.

[Guest Johnson1620]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between dog shit and ni**ers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking!

 

What's the difference between a ni**er and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Ni**ers.

 

Why don't sharks eat ni**ers?

They think it's whale shit.

 

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.

 

What did the Alabama sherriff call the ni**er who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

 

Well, there you go Jokes all in good fun!

 

Wow, you showed them Johnstone! I bet any minute now they're gonna BEG for your forgiveness. Yep... any minute now.

 

 

 

Keep waiting, assclown. I also agree with the last part.

Way to edit my post ass! Does that make you a big man or something. I am just showing the double standards that abound in this place. This is all in the spirit of good fun!

 

Come on people let's bring out the offensive jokes. I know you can do it!

[Guest Johnson1620]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

What's the difference between SP and a pile of shit?

 

NONE!

Hey that is pretty funny.

I can edit post too moron.

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

Why is ignorance like this allowed?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Since Dames said it was cool, here ya go!

*******WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND YOU!*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between dog shit and ni**ers?

When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking!

 

What's the difference between a ni**er and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

The Ni**ers.

 

Why don't sharks eat ni**ers?

They think it's whale shit.

 

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.

 

What did the Alabama sherriff call the ni**er who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

 

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free.

 

Well, there you go Jokes all in good fun!

 

Wow, you showed them Johnstone! I bet any minute now they're gonna BEG for your forgiveness. Yep... any minute now.

 

 

 

Keep waiting, assclown. I also agree with the last part.

Way to edit my post, ass! Does that make you a big man or something? I am just showing the double standards that abound in this place. This is all in the spirit of good fun!

 

Come on people let's bring out the offensive jokes, I know you can do it!

godthedog and Inc (My two favorite, non-CWM posters here) have been editing for a long time. I believe GTD turned it into a gimmick.

 

 

I fixed some of your grammar mistakes that time!

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Does it physically hurt to be as stupid as you are, Johnson1620? I imagine a lot of migraines are involved.

[Guest SP-1]

Way to edit my post ass! Does that make you a big man or something. I am just showing the double standards that abound in this place.

 

This is all in the spirit of good fun!

Actually, you counter yourself there. If it's to prove a point of there being a double standard around here, then it's not in good fun. It's almost vaguely vengeful and political.

[Guest Angle-plex]

This thread is gay.

[Guest Johnson1620]

Why is ignorance like this allowed?

:::In a whiny bitch voice::::

 

I put a warning in here so if you don't like it I am soory it's just harmless jokes.

[Guest SP-1]

I'm glad you learned how to do that, Johnson. I'm proud. Really.

[Guest Nevermortal]

There's already a thread for this.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

This thread is gay.

I'm offended. I think we should ban Agnes.

[Guest SP-1]

This thread is gay.

ghey, too.

[Guest Angle-plex]

This thread is gay.

I'm offended. I think we should ban Agnes.

Zsasz is a faggot.

 

OMG prejudice~!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why is ignorance like this allowed?

:::In a whiny bitch voice::::

 

I put a warning in here so if you don't like it I am soory it's just harmless jokes.

I believe trolling is a bannable offense. Dames rejected your appeal in the "Some Holds Barred" thread; give it up. You're just wasteing bandwidth.

 

 

Can you PLEASE go back to DDT?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

This thread is gay.

I'm offended. I think we should ban Agnes.

Zsasz is a faggot.

 

OMG prejudice~!

Outside the prejudice folder, even!

[Guest Johnson1620]

Why is ignorance like this allowed?

:::In a whiny bitch voice::::

 

I put a warning in here so if you don't like it I am soory it's just harmless jokes.

I believe trolling is a bannable offense. Dames rejected your appeal in the "Some Holds Barred" thread; give it up. You're just wasteing bandwidth.

 

 

Can you PLEASE go back to DDT?

This isn't trolling, ass. This is exercising my right to tell offensive jokes in the proper way by posting a warning and letting everyone know it's just jokes and nobody means any harm by them.

[The Dames 0]

Johnson, don't test my patience. It's clear that you've made this post NOT in jest, but to prove a point that myself and Tom have already shut down. AND we closed the other thread too..

 

This IS a warning.

 

Dames