Kevin Nash Update

[Guest Coffey]

EDIT: Fuck it...

[Guest LJSexay]

If Nash can *add* to the quality of RAW, then bring him back.

 

*if*. If not, then why waste money on somebody who can't even contribute? Bah nevermind, these are the people that keep some other useless lugs around. I'll shut up now..

[Guest Downhome]

I have no problems with Kevin Nash. He's entertaining to me. Same with Goldberg. Same with Shawn Michaels in ring. I'm not going to nit pick every little thing just so that I will have a reason to not like certain wrestlers. I'm not saying anyone here is doing that, I'm just saying that I'm not going to do that. When Nash comes back, regardless of what he does, I'll be happy for him. Same with Goldberg. Same with HBK for as long as he hangs around.

 

Then again, I would be happy to see Jericho, Morley,  & Storm @ the top of the card.

I'm not bashing your opinion or anything, but what about him enterains you? His hair? His TERRIBLE wrestling skills?

 

He is the worst man in the wrestling business, ever. He was a draw for about 6 months in WCW, then that is it. He pulled WWE in a hole, and did the samething in WCW. I fuckin hate him as a wrestler.

 

And I am such a knucklehead for waiting in line to get his autograph for an hour one time. It's on my wall now, and I'll probably get a quarter for the damn thing.

 

Oh well, he was tall.

First and foremost, I could give a flying fistfull of fuck if a wrestler draws or not. If I like him, I like him.

 

As for what I like about him. I like him on the mic for starters. He's funny. He entertains me. As for in-ring, I like his spots. The corner elbows, the random run-in's to Jackknife Cruisweights so that he can talk on the stick. Just thinks like that.

I agree with you 100% in every way by the way. I've liked Nash ever since he first debuted with HBK, I always have (except when he pinned Goldberg, heh).

[Guest bob_barron]

I liked Nash when he fell over and tore his quad

[Guest Downhome]

I liked Nash when he fell over and tore his quad

To actually LIKE to see someone get hurt is fucked up, I don't care who it is.

[Guest bob_barron]

I guess that's where we'll agree to disagree.

 

I just remember lauging my ass off watching him fall over and scream iin pain.

 

Now all I ask for is it to happen to HBK and I'll be happy

[cawthon777 0]

Nash should be a heel announcer and stay as far away from the ring as possible.

Oh god, I can see it now.

 

Nash patronizes everyone via the microphone and only puts himself over.

 

Nash: "It's Tommy Dreamer and Steven Richards - a main event in any city in the world! This is a match of the year candidate in the making! A lock up - OH MY - A HELLACIOUS HEADLOCK!!!! These boys are pulling out all the stops! Dreamer off the ropes ... OH MY! WHAT A MANEUVER! The cover ... 1 ... 2 ... 3! OH NO, HE KICKED OUT! HA HA! (I don't know...he goes into Vince McMahon mode)"

 

Then after 30 seconds, he goes to the ring and lays both guys out before cutting a 15 minute promo about ... well, nothing. But the marks love every minute of it.

[cawthon777 0]

I liked Nash when he fell over and tore his quad

One of the highlights of 2002 ... and there weren't many.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

I also laughed at Nash tearing his quad. To me, it was just a small taste of poetic justice. Here's hoping he samples more if it for many years to come.

[Guest jester]

Speaking of which, when he does return, how long until he injures himself again? My guess is that he's getting carried out of the building before the Raw theme music is finished.

[Adam 0]

Kevin Nash tearing his quad was one of those moments last year where you said to yourself 'Well, yeah, I sorta saw that one coming.' I really haven't missed him and think he would be better served as a road agent, at least then Eric Bischoff would have someone to partner him in a tag match against flair and anderson!

[Guest Brian]

I laughed too, mainly because at first I thought it was a work and then I thought how could someone get screwed up on something as easy as a step.

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

Nash farts and he breaks a quad, that's how much of a decaying body he has. Nobody cares about him anymore(or ever did), let him be another one of HHH's shadows.

[Guest NoCalMike]

First off, after HBK jobs to Jericho at Mania(and he better FUCKING JOB) I don't want to see him around anymore. Each time he comes back to steal the spotlight it gets less and less entertaining and just takes valuable time away from people who NEED IT. Secondly, how long is Nash signed for because WWE should seriously consider just releasing Nash. Not only is he a waste of space in the ring, but the nWo gimmick is long gone and dead and I just don't see a place for him or him wanting to cooperate with anything planned. For some reason I totally see him in a production meeting saying, "you mean you want Jericho who is barely 6 feet tall, to go over me when I am almost 7 feet tall, you got to be kidding me"

 

Raw is already crowded enough, without another body in there to depush midcarders. Oh and who wants to be that if Booker T is still champ when Nash shows up, Nash's first order of business will be winning the title from Book......OH THE HORRAH.......

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Nash for me is like Hogan, so bad that when watchign raw with friends and drinking you can laugh at him. He's shit but he'll never work a match over 7 minutes, so he's not as bad as someone equally awful such as hhh who bases entire ppvs and a show every week around himself and has terrible 20+ minute matches. Of course, he is the most damaging wrestler in the history of wrestling, but hey, that's why pencils have erasers!

 

 

And fuck HBK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HB FUCKING K. ARGH.

[Guest AndrewTS]

*Nash joke here*

 

I don't even care enough about him coming back to mock him.