One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Velocity Matches

- A-Train vs. Funaki

- Matt Hardy vs. Nova

 

Confidential Preview:

With WrestleMania XIX drawing closer, Confidential will take a look back at some of the greatest moments in the history of this spectacular event. Tune in this Saturday to see them all.

[Guest Coffey]

I'm actually going to watch Velocity tonight in it's entirety. I've been watching basketball all day, and the Duke game doesn't really interest me. Hopefully, I'll anticipate at least one match. Usually, Velocity is just a Smackdown recap show for me, because I don't get Smackdown locally.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Tajiri vs Nunzio

Albert vs Funaki

Matt Hardy vs Nova

[Guest Coffey]

Wow, I actually want to see two of the three matches.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Pretty awesome intro they had.

[Guest Coffey]

As long as this match lasts at least 5 minutes, and doesn't end with a small package or school boy, I don't think that it can be bad. It never was in ECW.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Guido vs. Tajiri!

[Guest Redhawk]

What's the over-under for how long that A-Train vs. Funaki match will be? I'll give it 2 minutes.

 

Actually, what's the over-under on how many moves Funaki will get in? I'd say four, and two of them will be a dropkick and a rollup.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Damn, I'm missing Velocity....mom and friends are watching 40 Days and 40 Nights. Bleh, sez I. Hopefully, I won't miss much.

[Guest Coffey]

Josh Matthews is actually pretty good on commentary. He's better than the Cat anyway.

 

So, does Guido finish with a Tornado single arm DDT?

[Guest AndrewTS]

What's the over-under for how long that A-Train vs. Funaki match will be? I'll give it 2 minutes.

 

Actually, what's the over-under on how many moves Funaki will get in? I'd say four, and two of them will be a dropkick and a rollup.

Yeah--is anyone actually interesting in watching another Albert squash?

 

And hasn't Albert beaten Funaki about half a dozen times this year?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Wrestlemania 3rd Degree?

 

Ehhhhh--no. I'll probably be playing videogames or something.

 

Tornado DDT countered!--TARANTULA!!

 

Damn, I hate how that move is rendered pointless.

 

Arrivaderci! And Nunzio wins. With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

[Guest CanadianChris]

I guarantee one of the "WM Greatest Moments" will be Hogan winning the title at WM9. Bleh.

[Guest Coffey]

Arrivaderci!  And Nunzio wins.  With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

Tornado single-arm DDT.

 

Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Slammin' Saturday Night?" What the hell is that?

 

It's...got a pink motif.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Arrivaderci!  And Nunzio wins.  With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

Tornado single-arm DDT.

 

Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab.

What are those moves again?

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

I like Josh as a commentator. He knows most of the moves, and he's the only commentator in WWE who actually says Yoshihiro Tajiri. I might watch Matt/Nova if I'm in the mood.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Arrivaderci!  And Nunzio wins.  With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

Tornado single-arm DDT.

 

Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab.

What are those moves again?

Kiss of Death= Unprettier

 

Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

[Guest AndrewTS]

Kiss of Death= Unprettier

 

Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

 

Hmm, well, the Slice isn't the same as the Fameasser exactly, plus Billy Gunn may have to retire...

[Guest Coffey]

Arrivaderci!  And Nunzio wins.  With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

Tornado single-arm DDT.

 

Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab.

What are those moves again?

Kiss of Death= Unprettier

 

Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

& The Sicilian Crab is the Walls of Jericho.

 

Steph is a hoss. At least her face is still pretty. She's been lifting weights...look at those arms.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Yeesh. I hate all these recaps.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Arrivaderci!  And Nunzio wins.  With--a swinging Armbar Takedown?

Tornado single-arm DDT.

 

Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab.

What are those moves again?

Kiss of Death= Unprettier

 

Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

& The Sicilian Crab is the Walls of Jericho.

 

Steph is a hoss. At least her face is still pretty. She's been lifting weights...look at those arms.

In the Sicilian Crab, doesn't he lock his arms under his opponents quads instead of his ankles? I don't remember the move that well, so help is appreciated.

[Guest Redhawk]

Kiss of Death= Unprettier

 

Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

 

Hmm, well, the Slice isn't the same as the Fameasser exactly, plus Billy Gunn may have to retire...

Wait a minute....Billy Gunn might have to retire!!!! Why?!?!?! He's the best pure athlete in the WWE!

[Guest The Superstar]

Am I the only one who doesn't know who the Miller Cat Fight Girls are?

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Am I the only one who doesn't know who the Miller Cat Fight Girls are?

No, I don't know them either.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Wrestlemania VII?!

 

Ugh--you know, this isn't really an appropriate moment...

[Guest CanadianChris]

Wrestlemania VII?!

 

Ugh--you know, this isn't really an appropriate moment...

Well, I'm sure in their deluded little minds, it's still a great moment.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Damn... did they change Vince's match promo animation?

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Wrestlemania VII?!

 

Ugh--you know, this isn't really an appropriate moment...

*Isn't watching Velocity.*

 

Probably because of the war.

 

Who wants to bet that not only will HHH be racist, but on RAW, he'll become an Iraqi sympathizer in a last minute effort to get him over as a heel?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Vince wil be eating crow, while the fans'll be eating shit.