Miss Smartmarks III

[Guest Kingpk]

(There was one tie, so I'll break it myself)

 

East

 

(1) Nikita - 16

(16) Gwen Stefani - 32

 

(8) Jennifer Connely - 42

(9) Mary Kate Olson - 6

 

(5) Rachel Stevens - 39

(12) Kristen Miller - 9

 

(4) Naomi Watts - 25

(13) Selma Blair - 23

 

(6) Aishwarya Rai - 13

(11) Elisha Cuthbert - 35

 

(3) Charlize Theron - 38

(14) Lexa Doig - 10

 

(7) Britney Spears - 31

(10) Tia Carrere - 17

 

(2) Julia DeMato - 7

(15) Angelina Jolie - 41

 

South Region

 

(1) Jennie Finch - 17

(16) Mila Kunis - 31

 

(8) Kristin Kreuk - 25

(9) Paulina Rubio - 23

 

(5) Natalie Raitiano - 32

(12) Lisa Hillary - 16

 

(4) Denise Richards - 31

(13) Zhang Zi Yi - 17

 

(6) Alicia Keys - 17

(11) Canadian Chick - 31

 

(3) Josie Maran - 8

(14) Anna Kornikova - 40

 

(7) Estella Warren - 27

(10) Winona Ryder - 21

 

(2) Sarah Michelle Gellar - 42

(15) Tarja Turunen - 6

 

Midwest Region

 

(1) Reese Witherspoon - 14

(16) Eliza Dushku - 34

 

(8) Catherine Zeta Jones - 32

(9) Asia Argento - 16

 

(5) Heidi Klum - 28

(12) Alyson Hannigan - 20

 

(4) Nicole Kidman - 21

(13) Victoria Slivstedt - 27

 

(6) Christina Aguilera - 35

(11) Ashley Olson - 13

 

(3) Liv Tyler - 29

(14) Soleil Moon Frye - 19

 

(7) Kirsten Dunst - 38

(10) Emmanuelle Chiriqui - 10

 

(2) Jessica Biel - 37

(15) Monica Belluci - 11

 

Southeast Region

 

(1) Diana Taurasi - 3

(16) Alyssa Milano - 45

 

(8) Beyonce Knowles - 21

(9) Cameron Diaz - 27

 

(5) Shannon Elizabeth - 26

(12) Jennifer Garner - 22

 

(4) Lacey Chabert - 24 (By my vote)

(13) Penelope Cruz - 24

 

(6) Mariah Carey - 22

(11) Jewel - 26

 

(3) Katie Price - 36

(14) Amy Acker - 12

 

(7) Heather Graham - 34

(10) Natalie Imbruglia - 14

 

(2) Liz Hurley - 42

(15) Elle Macpherson - 6

 

West Region

 

(1) Amy Jo Johnson - 16

(16) Shania Twain - 32

 

(8) Faith Hill - 22

(9) Molly - 26

 

(5) Kylie Minogue - 43

(12) Paris Hilton - 5

 

(4) Cristina Scabbia - 20

(13) Shannyn Sossaman - 28

 

(6) Michelle Branch - 19

(11) Jennifer Aniston - 29

 

(3) Laura Elena Herring - 4

(14) Jennifer Love Hewitt - 44

 

(7) Angela Gossow - 26

(10) Paula Abdul - 22

 

(2) Angie Harmon - 22

(15) Catherine Bell - 26

 

Northeast Region

 

(1) Andrea Corr - 29

(16) Morgan Webb - 19

 

(8) Ashanti - 22

(9) Lisa Guerrero - 26

 

(5) Monica Keena - 23

(12) Nelly Furtado - 25

 

(4) Rose McGowan - 19

(13) Torrie Wilson - 29

 

(6) Katie Holmes - 37

(11) Kate Beckinsale - 11

 

(3) Drew Barrymore - 12

(14) Katherine Heigl - 36

 

(7) Salma Hayek - 44

(10) DJ Rap - 4

 

(2) Rachel Weisz - 25

(15) Gisele Bundchen - 23

 

Southwest Region

 

(1) Athena Chu - 21

(16) Jennifer Hedger - 27

 

(8) Scarlette Johansson - 25

(9) Janet Jackson - 23

 

(5) Emma Caufield - 28

(12) Leeann Tweeden - 20

 

(4) Tyra Banks - 21

(13) Stacy Kiebler - 27

 

(6) Trish Stratus - 44

(11) Nasheka Siddall - 4

 

(3) Paula Garces - 19

(14) Mena Suvari - 29

 

(7) Madonna - 13

(10) Halle Berry - 35

 

(2) Rene Zellwigger - 34

(15) Kimberly Kelsey - 14

 

North Region

 

(1) Brooke Burke - 33

(16) Norah Jones - 15

 

(8) Tara Reid - 23

(9) Natalie Portman - 25

 

(5) Rachel Leigh Cook - 38

(12) Laura Prepon - 10

 

(4) Christina Ricci - 22

(13) Charisma Carpenter - 26

 

(6) Jennifer Lopez - 33

(11) Kate Hudson - 15

 

(3) Martina Hingis - 13

(14) Jamie Pressley - 35

 

(7) Carmen Electra - 32

(10) Tina Fey - 16

 

(2) Nicole Eggert - 14

(15) Laetitia Casta - 34

 

Round 2 coming up.

[Guest bob_barron]

7) Carmen Electra - 32

(10) Tina Fey - 16

 

That's bullshit

[Guest bravesfan]

(5) Emma Caufield - 28

(12) Leeann Tweeden - 20

 

Doh.

 

(1) Amy Jo Johnson - 16

(16) Shania Twain - 32

 

Get out of our way, Mila.

 

(8) Faith Hill - 22

(9) Molly - 26

 

Not to question the Molly fans here, but over Faith Hill? Seriously? If Hill had packed on a few pounds since her child's birth, I'd understand.

 

Alot of the models eliminated in the first round - Banks, Bundchen, MacPherson... TWEEDEN?!? WHY DAMMIT WHY?!?

[Guest Vitamin X]

(7) Britney Spears - 31

(10) Tia Carrere - 17

YES!!! YES!!!

 

(4) Lacey Chabert - 24 (By my vote)

(13) Penelope Cruz - 24

 

eh, good call even though I did vote for Penelope..

[Guest What?]

(7) Estella Warren - 27

(10) Winona Ryder - 21

YOU FOOLS! ESTELLA WARREN OVER WINONA FUCKING RYDER?!

 

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS! AND SHE'S SO FUCKING SLUTTY!

 

What happened to picking a girl with class?! Are you all morons?!

[Guest chirs3]

Well, Rachel Leigh Cook survived, so I'm happy.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Best second-round matchup, by far:

 

SOUTH: (11) CanadianChick vs. (14) Anna Kournikova

[Guest Steviekick]

(4) Cristina Scabbia - 20

(13) Shannyn Sossaman - 28

 

Poor Cristina Scabbia...she deserved better. At least it was fairly close

 

(7) Angela Gossow - 26

(10) Paula Abdul - 22

 

BOOYEAH~! Angel Gossow advances~! I can't wait for her to go Arch Enemy on someone's ass~!

 

I MARK FOR METAL CHICKS~!

[Guest Steviekick]

7) Carmen Electra - 32

(10) Tina Fey - 16

 

That's bullshit

Damn straight...Tina is so cute with her sexy little glasses

[Guest Flyboy]

(6) Alicia Keys - 17

(11) Canadian Chick - 31

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

43-5! BOOYAH!!!!

 

Now she's up against that Sossaman girl, whoever that is. VOTE KYLIE!!!!

[Guest Sturgis]

What happened to picking a girl with class?!

Please tell me your kidding.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Boo, Aish gets taken out. Though Elisha Cuthbert is at least a worthy girl to lose too.

 

Jen Aniston vs JLH next round should be interesting.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Sossaman survives. Sorry, Kotz. Kylie be dead.

 

Also, major boo on the tie-break decision. Lacey Chabert still looks like she's 14.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

(6) Alicia Keys - 17

(11) Canadian Chick - 31

 

(8) Beyonce Knowles - 21

(9) Cameron Diaz - 27

 

(8) Scarlette Johansson - 25

(9) Janet Jackson - 23

 

(4) Tyra Banks - 21

(13) Stacy Kiebler - 27

 

:: shakes head ::

 

I am hereby creating a coalition to keep Stacy Kiebler out of the Sweet Sixteen...

 

:: mutters something that could (probably) be misinterpreted as a racist remark about white guys' tastes in women and leaves ::

[Guest CanadianChris]

Hey, don't look at me...I voted for all of them. Except Alicia Keys...not good looking at all.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

(1) Andrea Corr - 29

(16) Morgan Webb - 19

 

20 people on this board can eat my nutsack, a great injustice has happened here today.

 

(5) Natalie Raitiano - 32

(12) Lisa Hillary - 16

 

Yuck

 

(4) Denise Richards - 31

(13) Zhang Zi Yi - 17

 

31 people on this board are officially on crack! This is the 2nd worst call in the tourney

 

 

(7) Estella Warren - 27

(10) Winona Ryder - 21

 

That just doesn't make any sense to me

 

(5) Heidi Klum - 28

(12) Alyson Hannigan - 20

 

Bleh...maybe if Heidi didn't have the exact same look as every other "supermodle" in the world...bah

 

(7) Heather Graham - 34

(10) Natalie Imbruglia - 14

 

...you people make me sick

 

 

(6) Michelle Branch - 19

(11) Jennifer Aniston - 29

 

Score one for the old hag

 

(5) Monica Keena - 23

(12) Nelly Furtado - 25

 

Nelly over the blonde beaut from Undeclared? Why?

 

(3) Paula Garces - 19

(14) Mena Suvari - 29

 

Christ...if more people could compair pics side by side this SHAM wouldn't of happened.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

43-5! BOOYAH!!!!

 

Now she's up against that Sossaman girl, whoever that is. VOTE KYLIE!!!!

Holy Christ Shannyn Sossaman is WAY hotter then the milf. Shannyn gets my vote over EVERYONE now but Rachael Leigh.

[Guest Flyboy]

:: mutters something that could (probably) be misinterpreted as a racist remark about white guys' tastes in women and leaves ::

*yawns*

 

My point has been proven from my post in the Round 1 thread. Thanks all who participated.

[Guest chirs3]

43-5! BOOYAH!!!!

 

Now she's up against that Sossaman girl, whoever that is. VOTE KYLIE!!!!

Holy Christ Shannyn Sossaman is WAY hotter then the milf. Shannyn gets my over over EVERYONE now but Rachael Leigh.

You're a good man, Youth N Asia.

[Guest Flyboy]

(5) Rachel Leigh Cook - 38

(12) Laura Prepon - 10

 

That makes me gag. What a joke.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

43-5! BOOYAH!!!!

 

Now she's up against that Sossaman girl, whoever that is. VOTE KYLIE!!!!

Holy Christ Shannyn Sossaman is WAY hotter then the milf. Shannyn gets my over over EVERYONE now but Rachael Leigh.

You're a good man, Youth N Asia.

Damn right...we need others for the RLC cause.

[DrVenkman PhD]

With Tina Fey gone, I'm backing Katherine Heigl 100%

[Guest Flyboy]

She'll lose to Salma Hayek.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

She'll lose to Salma Hayek.

I agree, I'll vote KH myself...but she lost pretty bad last year cause no one knew who she was.

[Guest hardyz1]

Why did so many people vote for the Olson Twins? You pedophiles.

[Guest Flyboy]

Why did so many people vote for the Olson Twins? You pedophiles.

Hey, Canadianchick is still in the tourny and the Olson Twins are older than her.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

*yawns*

 

My point has been proven from my post in the Round 1 thread.  Thanks all who participated.

:: re-reads Round 1 Thread ::

 

:: shrugs ::

 

I thought you were being facetious...

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

(4) Naomi Watts - 25

(13) Selma Blair - 23

 

(4) Denise Richards - 31

(13) Zhang Zi Yi - 17

 

(5) Heidi Klum - 28

(12) Alyson Hannigan - 20

 

(7) Kirsten Dunst - 38

(10) Emmanuelle Chiriqui - 10

 

(6) Michelle Branch - 19

(11) Jennifer Aniston - 29

 

(8) Tara Reid - 23

(9) Natalie Portman - 25

 

(6) Jennifer Lopez - 33

(11) Kate Hudson - 15

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I still don't know who this Shannon Sossaman woman is. I don't really want to go on Google image search either.