2nd to Last full roster IZ

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Sure Mario. Do whatever you want, but I'm not going to be able to write anything this week, if that's ok.

AP, since we're feuding next, I think I should do a segment that sets it up, don't you think?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My writings:

 

I bitch and moan about somethin, hopefully leading to a feud/mini-feud with SP

 

Agnes actually does something worthwhile.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Sure Mario. Do whatever you want, but I'm not going to be able to write anything this week, if that's ok.

AP, since we're feuding next, I think I should do a segment that sets it up, don't you think?

Yeah I guess. Have any ideas?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Sure Mario. Do whatever you want, but I'm not going to be able to write anything this week, if that's ok.

AP, since we're feuding next, I think I should do a segment that sets it up, don't you think?

Yeah I guess. Have any ideas?

Yes, yes I do.

 

It's a doozy actually.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

It is. I understand there are plans to bring in the Ministry of Darkness to feud with the Trinity before the merger of his group with AS to form the Angle Trinity.

 

NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT~!

[Guest Angle-plex]

It is. I understand there are plans to bring in the Ministry of Darkness to feud with the Trinity before the merger of his group with AS to form the Angle Trinity.

 

NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT~!

Gay.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You know, considering the highlight of the last Ministry was an unintentionally hilaious line from Undertaker, I fail to see why BPP is so psyched.

 

"Where to, BPP?"

[Guest Angle-plex]

Popick got excited about the All American Boy too, and look how that went.

 

He obviously doesn't have a taste for good storylines.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yeah ...AAB owes me a job

 

what line was that zsasz? i was moving around that time

[Guest The Superstar]

To Popick, an entertaining storyline would be watching the entire roster urinate at his presence.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

yeah ...AAB owes me a job

 

what line was that zsasz? i was moving around that time

There was one RAW where Taker decided to kidnap Stephanie, she thought she had gotten away from the Ministry, but when she got in the limo, Undertaker turned around and delievered one of the funniest lines I'd ever heard. He turns around, smilies like a psycho, and goes "Where to, Stephanie?" while she does this high-pitched scream.

 

It was...delicous.

[Guest Angle-plex]

yeah ...AAB owes me a job

Then that would mean you owe me, Angle-Plex, 2 jobs, if we aren't counting the AAB's victory.

 

Zsasz, if you get a chance tell me how our segment is going to play out.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

yeah ...AAB owes me a job

 

what line was that zsasz? i was moving around that time

There was one RAW where Taker decided to kidnap Stephanie, she thought she had gotten away from the Ministry, but when she got in the limo, Undertaker turned around and delievered one of the funniest lines I'd ever heard. He turns around, smilies like a psycho, and goes "Where to, Stephanie?" while she does this high-pitched scream.

 

It was...delicous.

The "Where to Stephanie?" thing happened at the end of Backlash '99 if I remember right.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yes agnes i owe you two jobs

 

better collect before the split

[Guest Tony149]

I guess I'll write another exciting Purist promo.

[Guest Angle-plex]

yes agnes i owe you two jobs

 

better collect before the split

Well Triple H, I think we both know that's impossible.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hello~! Hi~! NEWBIE IN THE HOUSE!

 

...anywoo, all I've got to say is that I'll have a vignette/promo (not sure which it will be yet or maybe it'll be both?) in for IZ.

 

Oh~! Dammit it all to hell. Where the fuck are my manners?

 

Well, I'm known as The Slacker of OaOast for those of you who are wondering. You'll probably know me better as Lightning Flik: The Guy Of SWF Who Bombed Out His Career~! Or better yet Marcus Thundahr: Another Guy Of The SWF That Has A Really Crappy Name. *note: I'm making fun of me, and not SWF*

 

So like yah. I'm here, I'm now, and I'm totally messed up. So like HI~!

 

Damn, I need to lay off the caffiene. ...oh hell, I'll just get my tenth cup of coffee.

Edited March 27, 2003 by Lightning Flik

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

for a moment i thought hot news came back

 

=)

[Guest caboose]

CURRENT IZ CARD

 

SPOILER:

 

World Title Match

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

AngleSault vs. Midget Caboose

Excuse me?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

for a moment i thought hot news came back

 

=)

Nope. Can't say I'm like this Hot News you make mention of.

 

But I assure you, you'll like The Slacker. Well, I actually don't want you to like him, but you certainly will enjoy him. I hope.

 

*The Slacker Cap is donned by LF and suddenly he's a totally different person, namely The Slacker*

 

DAMN STRAIGHT~! You better get used to me, cause I'll be the worst thorn in everyone's side faster than you can blink your bloodied body's eyes.

 

*Takes off cap and once again is LF*

 

So like ya... I need to lay off the caffienee a little I think.

[Guest The Superstar]

Hey, if we're "Better than WWE", then why the fuck would we spoil the AngleMania main event??

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hey, if we're "Better than WWE", then why the fuck would we spoil the AngleMania main event??

Because it can be done.

 

Don't worry. You can just blame it on The Slacker. He won't mind. At least I think he won't.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

K-NESS has a "big" announcement to make, but he doesn't speak fluent english so a big promo is out of question, I'll make it a press conference or something.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I can hold off on my sement with AP till after this IZ so it doesn't seem like he's fighting everyone at once.

[Guest Tony149]

Hey, if we're "Better than WWE", then why the fuck would we spoil the AngleMania main event??

Oh, come on, SS. Doesn't everybody know, brother -- HHH, Rock, Brock & Hogan are going over, dude.

 

You're one of the few to read all the AM main events - and I'll be damned if the WM matches touch ours. All three AM main events have an EPIC feel. The WM main events have a been there, done that, or zzzzzzzzzz feel.

 

So whatcha gonna do, when the OAOAST and AngleMania II run over you? Whatcha gonna do?!

 

Grunts.

[Guest kingkamala]

Hey newbie to the OaOast, I think I can write up a skit to debut my character, King Kong Bundy Jr. I'll be waddling around the streets of Suburban New Jersey threatning to give random people the five count.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I issue an OPEN CHALLENGE!

 

To be written by me...

 

Should anybody not accept, I will selling Popcorn in the Lobby of the Arena.

[Guest SP-1]

Crystal/Widow segment.

 

And a match by me.

 

Also: Infernales Promo

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Victory speech~!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Umm..Does any one want to have a singles match with me? I'll even do you the favor of writing the match!