The one and only get well Regal thread

[Guest bob_barron]

As many of you William Regal is currently suffering from a bloated stomach which he obtained in the country of India. A country think should be attacked just like Iraq is for injuring Regal. Iraq may have WMD but India hurt William Regal- where's the UN when you need them?

 

Anywho Regal's injury has left a hole in all of our hearts, especially mine. It's been more then a month since we've gotten to see his excellent wrestling and because of his injury he sadly was stripped of the tag time titles and will not be able to make Wrestlemania and get his big payoff.

 

And well that just stinks. What is a Wrestlemania without getting to see the Regal Wave or the Power of the Punch? A pretty bad Wrestlemania if you ask me.

 

To pay tribute to the great William Regal I've decided to write new version of the Rolling Stones classic 'Miss You. Because I well miss William Regal. A lot and I hope he comes back sooner as soon can be.

 

I've been holding out so long

I've been watching a lot of RAW

Lord I miss you

I've been hanging on the net

I've been checking the updates

I want to see you

 

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh

 

Well, I've been watching crappy RAWs

You're no longer on the show

Lord I miss you.

I've been worrying for a while

I miss the Commonwealth Connection

You got stripped of the tag belts

And now everyone is saying

"Hey, what's the matter man?

RAW is awarding belts again

To some ex porn star and a guy who cant swing chair shots

We're gonna pray for you to come back

RAW just ain’t the same anymore

You know, we need you Regal"

 

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

 

Oh I’ve waited for so long

But a month is just too long

Won't you come back! Come back!

 

I've been loving all your matches

Marking out like mad

 

People think I'm crazy

I've been giving high star ratings

Defending your workrate

People ask me, "What's the matter with you boy?"

 

I really miss William Regal

Miss him a lot

 

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

 

I really miss you Regal

I guess I've become way too obsessed

Without you Lance ain’t the best

He’s so boring

He’s just as a legitimate tag champion

As a three legged donkey

Yea, I miss you Regal, yeah

 

Lord, I miss you Regal

 

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

 

Lord, I miss you Regal

 

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah

 

Lord, I miss you Regal

[The Dames 0]

Regal sucks.

[Guest bob_barron]

I know you're trying to mask your grief Dames- it's alright. I know you think you have to be big strong Mr. Admin but sometimes it's okay to cry- no one at TSM will laugh at you.

[Guest Sandman9000]

"Dames, this is your conscience speaking. Click the ban button. You know you want to. No one will blame you. People will actually thank you for doing so. Click the button. Give into temptation. The ban button, Dames, the ban button."

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show

I laced the track, you locked the flow

So far from hangin on the block for dough

Notorious they got to know that

Life ain't always what it seems to be

Words can't express what you mean to me

Even though you're gone, we still a team

Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream

In the future, can't wait to see

If you'll open up the gates for me

Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend

Try to black it out, but it plays again

When it's real, feelings hard to conceal

Can't imagine all the pain I feel

I'd give anything to hear half your breath

I know you're living you life -- after death

Chorus: Faith Evans

Every step I take, Every move I make

Every single day, every time I pray -- I'll be missing you

Thinking of the day, when you went away

What a life to take, what a bond to break -- I'll be missing you

Verse Two: Puff Daddy

It's kinda hard with you not around

Know you in heaven smiling down

Watching us while we pray for you

Every day we pray for you

Til the day we meet again

In my heart is where I'll keep you friend

Memories give me the strength I need to proceed

The strength I need to believe

My thoughts B.I.G. I just can't define

Wish i can turn back the hands of time

Us in the 6th, shopping for new clothes and kicks

You and me taking flicks, making hits

Stages they received you on

I still can't believe you're gone

I'd give anything to hear half your breath

I know your living you life -- after death

Chorus

[Faith Evans]

Somebody tell me why, one glad morning

when this life is over

I know -- I'll see your face

Outro: 112

Every night I pray, every step I take

Every move I make, every single day

(repeat 3X)

Every move I make

Chorus

 

 

Oh wait, he's not dead yet?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

"Dames, this is your conscience speaking. Click the ban button. You know you want to. No one will blame you. People will actually thank you for doing so. Click the button. Give into temptation. The ban button, Dames, the ban button."

::Dresses up as an angel, and shrinks himself. Sits on Dames' shoulder::

 

 

Yes the dork is right! No one will blame you so I say just follow his advice

[The Dames 0]

Dames conscious:

 

Bob's Regal fetish is annoying, yes. On the other hand....Mario Logan is much, much worse....

 

Dames

[Guest bob_barron]

It's not a fetish- I'm just a fan of what he brings to WWE.

 

And aside from the not dead part I like that oldschoolwrestling is getting into the act.

 

We miss you Regal!

[Guest treble charged]

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...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You knew it was coming.

[Guest bob_barron]

When they finally fire Scott Steiner I know TC is going to cry on his naked poster for solace and support

[Guest treble charged]

I win.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

It's not a fetish- I'm just a fan of what he brings to WWE.

 

And aside from the not dead part I like that oldschoolwrestling is getting into the act.

 

We miss you Regal!

WE don't miss Regal. YOU miss Regal. Try and speak for yourself next time, beeyotch.

 

What exactly does he bring to the WWE?

[Guest bob_barron]

His entertaining promos, his charisma and solid ring work,

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

You knew it was coming.

Bob, look on the bright side, if Frankie Muniz decides he wants more money, YOU can play Agent Cody Banks! And let me tell you, Hilary Duff has got some BIG TITS~! for a 14 year old girl.

[Guest bob_barron]

You mean I could be Agent Cody Banks? Aside from being with Hillary Duff I could also pester Angie Harmon about her days on L-n-O

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I thought i heard your voice yesterday,

Then i turned around to say,

That i loved you,

Then i realised,

It was just my mind,

Playing tricks on me.

 

(2)

It seems colder lately at night,

So i try to sleep with the lights on.

Every time the phone rings

I pray to god it's you.

Ij ust can't believe

that were thru.

 

Chorus:

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it,

And i, I can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see,

I miss you and me.

 

Is it all over this time?

Have we really changed our minds?

Coz it's others love

All the feelings that we use to share.

I refure to believe,

That you don't care.

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it

And i, And i can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you...

 

I've got to gather my sences together,

I've been thru worse kinds of weather.

If it's over now,be strong.

I can't believe that your gone.

But i've got to carry on now

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Oh no other way to say it

And i, well i can't deny it

I miss you (I miss you)

Its so easy to see that your a part of me now

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you and me.......

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You mean I could be Agent Cody Banks? Aside from being with Hillary Duff I could also pester Angie Harmon about her days on L-n-O

Well... if you get rid of the acne and run a comb through your hair.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I thought i heard your voice yesterday,

Then i turned around to say,

That i loved you,

Then i realised,

It was just my mind,

Playing tricks on me.

 

(2)

It seems colder lately at night,

So i try to sleep with the lights on.

Every time the phone rings

I pray to god it's you.

Ij ust can't believe

that were thru.

 

Chorus:

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it,

And i, I can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see,

I miss you and me.

 

Is it all over this time?

Have we really changed our minds?

Coz it's others love

All the feelings that we use to share.

I refure to believe,

That you don't care.

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it

And i, And i can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you...

 

I've got to gather my sences together,

I've been thru worse kinds of weather.

If it's over now,be strong.

I can't believe that your gone.

But i've got to carry on now

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Oh no other way to say it

And i, well i can't deny it

I miss you (I miss you)

Its so easy to see that your a part of me now

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you and me.......

These songs remind how utterly stupid Biggie and Tupac were to mix themselves up in gangs like they did, and how they couldn't shake the ghetto for all he money in the world...

 

Sad, really.

[Guest bob_barron]

You mean I could be Agent Cody Banks? Aside from being with Hillary Duff I could also pester Angie Harmon about her days on L-n-O

Well... if you get rid of the acne and run a comb through your hair.

Well that picture was taken in May of 2001- almost two years ago.

 

And thanks for another song oldschoolwrestling

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I thought i heard your voice yesterday,

Then i turned around to say,

That i loved you,

Then i realised,

It was just my mind,

Playing tricks on me.

 

(2)

It seems colder lately at night,

So i try to sleep with the lights on.

Every time the phone rings

I pray to god it's you.

Ij ust can't believe

that were thru.

 

Chorus:

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it,

And i, I can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see,

I miss you and me.

 

Is it all over this time?

Have we really changed our minds?

Coz it's others love

All the feelings that we use to share.

I refure to believe,

That you don't care.

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Theres no other way to say it

And i, And i can't deny it.

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you...

 

I've got to gather my sences together,

I've been thru worse kinds of weather.

If it's over now,be strong.

I can't believe that your gone.

But i've got to carry on now

 

I miss you (I miss you)

Oh no other way to say it

And i, well i can't deny it

I miss you (I miss you)

Its so easy to see that your a part of me now

I miss you (I miss you)

It's so easy to see

I miss you and me.......

These songs remind how utterly stupid Biggie and Tupac were to mix themselves up in gangs like they did, and how they couldn't shake the ghetto for all he money in the world...

 

Sad, really.

Yo man, this song was by Klymaxx, a female group in the 80's.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dames conscious:

 

Bob's Regal fetish is annoying, yes. On the other hand....Mario Logan is much, much worse....

 

Dames

Dames, don't worry, I will be speaking to a psychiatrist today.

[The Dames 0]

Oh shit...Klymaxx!!

 

Logan, go get your head fixed quick.

 

Bob....nevermind.

 

Dames

[Guest bob_barron]

What were you going to see Dames?

 

It's okay to cry about Regal's injury- hell I'm on my 3rd box of tissues

[The Dames 0]

I'm on my 5th box of tissues, but then again, I'm looking at Torrie's nudes.

 

Dames

[Guest bob_barron]

Are you crying over the fact that Torrie posed nude or something? Does The Dames play for the other team?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Oh shit...Klymaxx!!

 

Logan, go get your head fixed quick.

 

Bob....nevermind.

 

Dames

A previous Psychologist told me, that I'm a serious threat to only family members, especially myself.

[Guest Banky]

His entertaining promos, his charisma and solid ring work,

Bah.

 

Does Charisma include scrunhcing up your face and wagging your fists in the air?

 

Plus he is slower in the ring than Steiner.

 

In short, he sucks.

 

Badly.

[The Dames 0]

Are you crying over the fact that Torrie posed nude or something? Does The Dames play for the other team?

You wish.

[Guest MrRant]

So are you saying if the right guy propositions you Dames you may hop over the fence?

[The Dames 0]

Um...no. Just that Bob wishes I was gay.

 

He's still have no chance.

 

Dames