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Be Sure to drink your Ovaltine:angry: Columbo is the best!!!! Quite fruity I would imagine.Jericho had a lovely match against that sprightly Mr. Tanaka
Guest GatesFTW
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My Webpage

 

Columbo suxxx, one eyed bastid. I'm gonna write hizm a letter to say that HE is a c*ck...

Guest One Bad Apple
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Holy shit.

 

Good professor, I can only hope you continue to grace us with your presence here.  You're almost as bad-ass as GatesFTW!  

 

Who knows, guys ... maybe you could even become more notorious than the much-lamented xkiller!

 

And I'll support you every step of the way!

Guest GatesFTW
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Shut da fukk up one bad crapple

no one asked your moronic, mormonic, inbred, gelatinous ass.

i think maybe you should cash that savings bond your three toothed uncle gave you for x-mas a few years ago, and go get laid!!! go to vegas. get a hooker. lose ur virginity.

you not only get the thumbs down, YOU GET THE FINGER!!!!!!

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listen CRAB APPLE I find Columbo to be a fine specimen of masculine ability his wresting far suppasses that of THE Book and the Cook  , not to be confused with Mr. Rock who had a splendid match with Slick Nair

Guest converge241
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I think , somehow on Earth 2 here, Chuck Palumbo is being discussed.

Even if this wasnt trolling isnt Palumbo discussion grounds for dismissal?  :D

Guest GatesFTW
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Convirgin - what is that thing next to the word dismissal.

Looks like a dick strectcher. Boy, do you need a dick stretcher.

Guest GatesFTW
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I agree with that Egyptian fella

One Bad Apple needs to be banned!!!!

Guest The Masked Yodeler
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:wonders why people even respond to these trolls:

Guest GatesFTW
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***wonders what it is like to have no redeeming social life, and to find complete solace in a cyber wonderland with friends name Convirgin, One Bad Apple, and silly Egyptian names***

***also wonders what it is like to have some nefarious fellows with little regard for our cyber wonderland rain on our parade and crash our little gathering, mocking our existence, and just trying to stir people's juices***

***cries***

***laughs***

<farts>

<blames it on the professor>

 

PS Please don't ban me! :(

Guest GatesFTW
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looks at The Masked Yodeler's avatar and thinks to self

There's something about her that nobody knows

Her eyes are as big as her bubble toes!

 

PS Please dont ban me!!!??? ???

Guest GatesFTW
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OH YA!!!!! One more thing, TELL ME IF THIS IS IRONIC!

Yodeler wondered why peeps respond to us, but by posting that HE ESSENTIALLY IS RESPONDING TO US!!! Right?

 

Right?

 

Irony has the same effect on my bowels as bran. I gotta make poops.

 

and tinkles.:P

Guest One Bad Apple
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That last BELJAR post was awful.  

 

And FTW, you blew your cover by saying "nefarious" and spelling too many words right.

 

Now I won't join the fan club, but I'll still buy the tickets.

Guest GatesFTW
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Beljar's last post sucked. I agree. What cover did i blow be spelling words correctly? The fact that regardless of you wingdings might think, I am actually an intelligent lifeform? Christ, that's a cover i didn't want to blow! :(

that Egpytian guy rules, rocks and is right YOU NEED TO BE BANNED TROGLODITE!!!!

Guest One Bad Apple
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What cover did i blow be spelling words correctly? The fact that regardless of you wingdings might think, I am actually an intelligent lifeform?

 

The cover of you being an insane moron, of course!  

 

I mean, how can you say you wanted to be considered an "intelligent lifeform" when you make posts like the one here at http://forums.thesmarks.com/cgi-bin....;t=2853 ?

 

Plus that thing about "bubble toes" and the "Disabilities, Hanidcapped or handicapable?" topic are both pretty crazy!

 

I go down some strange routes a bit, but I can't keep on 'em all the time.  It's hard for me.

 

Guess the same is true for others.

 

At least you.

Guest GatesFTW
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Why are you still here? Have you not been banned?

Guest One Bad Apple
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Yeah, yeah ... whatever.

 

I also forgot to point this out to you.

 

Shut da fukk up one bad crapple

no one asked your moronic, mormonic, inbred, gelatinous ass.

i think maybe you should cash that savings bond your three toothed uncle gave you for x-mas a few years ago, and go get laid!!! go to vegas. get a hooker. lose ur virginity.

you not only get the thumbs down, YOU GET THE FINGER!!!!!!

Guest GatesFTW
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Crapple, I'd appreciate that the next time you quote me, you credit the source by using proper MLA format. If you feel a little insecure on your MLA skills, there is a helpful webpage

www.mla.org that will surely make you fall in love with the wonderful world of MLA!!!!

Hugs n Kisses

FTW

Guest One Bad Apple
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Y'know, there's no sense in you even having a fun gimmick anymore.

Guest GatesFTW
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Y'know, there's no sense in you even having a fun gimmick anymore.

*eats a bran muffin for breakfast and poops heartily while reading all the fun posts*

 

Wow, I DID have corn with my porkchops last night!;)

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THE PROFESSOR TAKES HIS MONACLE OFF AND WIPES HIS TEARY EYE.COLUMBO POLUMBO , POTATO POTATO , LETS ALL TAKE DIP IN THE JAUNDICE POND

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If your going to be annoying at least try to make sense. Fucknig #######.

 

BTW....worst thread EVER.

Posted

i shoot ovaltine from my cockhole and spray it on your monacle dudeo that will teach you for licking my ####### with a toothpick and for being a bad guy on this board.  ut oh im sad now i love you bye bye

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