Guest Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Be Sure to drink your Ovaltine:angry: Columbo is the best!!!! Quite fruity I would imagine.Jericho had a lovely match against that sprightly Mr. Tanaka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 troll alert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 My Webpage Columbo suxxx, one eyed bastid. I'm gonna write hizm a letter to say that HE is a c*ck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Holy shit. Good professor, I can only hope you continue to grace us with your presence here. You're almost as bad-ass as GatesFTW! Who knows, guys ... maybe you could even become more notorious than the much-lamented xkiller! And I'll support you every step of the way! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Shut da fukk up one bad crapple no one asked your moronic, mormonic, inbred, gelatinous ass. i think maybe you should cash that savings bond your three toothed uncle gave you for x-mas a few years ago, and go get laid!!! go to vegas. get a hooker. lose ur virginity. you not only get the thumbs down, YOU GET THE FINGER!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 21, 2002 listen CRAB APPLE I find Columbo to be a fine specimen of masculine ability his wresting far suppasses that of THE Book and the Cook , not to be confused with Mr. Rock who had a splendid match with Slick Nair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 I think , somehow on Earth 2 here, Chuck Palumbo is being discussed. Even if this wasnt trolling isnt Palumbo discussion grounds for dismissal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Convirgin - what is that thing next to the word dismissal. Looks like a dick strectcher. Boy, do you need a dick stretcher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Ban him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 I agree with that Egyptian fella One Bad Apple needs to be banned!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Masked Yodeler Report post Posted March 21, 2002 :wonders why people even respond to these trolls: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 ***wonders what it is like to have no redeeming social life, and to find complete solace in a cyber wonderland with friends name Convirgin, One Bad Apple, and silly Egyptian names*** ***also wonders what it is like to have some nefarious fellows with little regard for our cyber wonderland rain on our parade and crash our little gathering, mocking our existence, and just trying to stir people's juices*** ***cries*** ***laughs*** <farts> <blames it on the professor> PS Please don't ban me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 looks at The Masked Yodeler's avatar and thinks to self There's something about her that nobody knows Her eyes are as big as her bubble toes! PS Please dont ban me!!!??? ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 OH YA!!!!! One more thing, TELL ME IF THIS IS IRONIC! Yodeler wondered why peeps respond to us, but by posting that HE ESSENTIALLY IS RESPONDING TO US!!! Right? Right? Irony has the same effect on my bowels as bran. I gotta make poops. and tinkles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 21, 2002 That last BELJAR post was awful. And FTW, you blew your cover by saying "nefarious" and spelling too many words right. Now I won't join the fan club, but I'll still buy the tickets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Beljar's last post sucked. I agree. What cover did i blow be spelling words correctly? The fact that regardless of you wingdings might think, I am actually an intelligent lifeform? Christ, that's a cover i didn't want to blow! that Egpytian guy rules, rocks and is right YOU NEED TO BE BANNED TROGLODITE!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 21, 2002 What cover did i blow be spelling words correctly? The fact that regardless of you wingdings might think, I am actually an intelligent lifeform? The cover of you being an insane moron, of course! I mean, how can you say you wanted to be considered an "intelligent lifeform" when you make posts like the one here at http://forums.thesmarks.com/cgi-bin....;t=2853 ? Plus that thing about "bubble toes" and the "Disabilities, Hanidcapped or handicapable?" topic are both pretty crazy! I go down some strange routes a bit, but I can't keep on 'em all the time. It's hard for me. Guess the same is true for others. At least you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Why are you still here? Have you not been banned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Yeah, yeah ... whatever. I also forgot to point this out to you. Shut da fukk up one bad crapple no one asked your moronic, mormonic, inbred, gelatinous ass. i think maybe you should cash that savings bond your three toothed uncle gave you for x-mas a few years ago, and go get laid!!! go to vegas. get a hooker. lose ur virginity. you not only get the thumbs down, YOU GET THE FINGER!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Crapple, I'd appreciate that the next time you quote me, you credit the source by using proper MLA format. If you feel a little insecure on your MLA skills, there is a helpful webpage www.mla.org that will surely make you fall in love with the wonderful world of MLA!!!! Hugs n Kisses FTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Bad Apple Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Y'know, there's no sense in you even having a fun gimmick anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Y'know, there's no sense in you even having a fun gimmick anymore. *eats a bran muffin for breakfast and poops heartily while reading all the fun posts* Wow, I DID have corn with my porkchops last night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 22, 2002 THE PROFESSOR TAKES HIS MONACLE OFF AND WIPES HIS TEARY EYE.COLUMBO POLUMBO , POTATO POTATO , LETS ALL TAKE DIP IN THE JAUNDICE POND Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 If your going to be annoying at least try to make sense. Fucknig #######. BTW....worst thread EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 i shoot ovaltine from my cockhole and spray it on your monacle dudeo that will teach you for licking my ####### with a toothpick and for being a bad guy on this board. ut oh im sad now i love you bye bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
