Guest Incandenza Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 Aw made you look You a slave to a page in my rhyme book
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 YES! Incandenza makes an informal coming-out AND quotes my favorite Nas song! Kudos.
Guest Incandenza Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 "Informal?" Hey, I'm not gay...or am I? Am I gay? I want the people of TSM to convince I'm gay.
Guest treble charged Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 How do you feel when you look at the above picture?
Guest Incandenza Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 How do you feel when you look at the above picture? Aroused, but I think that's far from unnatural.
Guest treble charged Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 Are you saying that being gay is unnatural, then? Homophobe.
Guest Incandenza Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 I realize you're kidding, but, since some people on this board take everything seriously, my statement implied that everyone gets an erection looking at Bob Barron--that doesn't make you gay.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 my statement implied that everyone gets an erection looking at Bob Barron--that doesn't make you gay. ::whew:: I was starting to get worried for a bit...
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 It's funny that we all came here not knowing what you'd say, except that it would have NOTHING to do with you being a homosexual...
Guest TheGame2705 Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 This is the greatest thread ever.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 30, 2003 Report Posted March 30, 2003 Say, that Bob Barron picture is like some visual viagra, says I.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Thank you Jim Ross for analyzing the situation and pointing it out to us.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Wow, imagine JR taking viagra before raw and having to cut to commercial because upon seeing batista he had a slight accident. Does that vision make me gay?
Guest EL BRUJ0 Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 That alone doesn't equal gay, but add that with your AWK avatar and being a saturn mark, and you might be due for a closet egress.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted April 4, 2003 Report Posted April 4, 2003 damn it, i had a parade planned and baked a cake, now its all in vein.
Guest Kinetic Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 Here's a thought: I know this guy--let's call him Marcus. Marcus plays in this local band in which he dresses up as Prince on the cover of Dirty Mind. Now, I consider myself to be a heterosexual, but when I see Marcus in the black speedo with his perfectly cropped chest hair and silver medallion, I can't help but to want to suck his cock. I've fantasized at length about rolling his bulbous cockhead around in my mouth until he lets out a slightly feminine scream--i.e. Prince in Purple Rain when his father pushes him across the room--and spews his milky white seed across my delighted face. This doesn't constitute homosexuality, does it? I'm not, like, gay or anything for thinking about this, am I? Because that'd require a whole lifestyle change and everything and I really don't think I'm ready for the different clubs, more fashionable clothes, Pet Shop Boys albums, and so on that go along with embracing my latent homosexuality with open arms. So, yeah. I'm gay.
Guest Incandenza Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 And the thread finally lives up to the potential I had hoped for. I should probably stop relying on other people to bring the comedy.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 I still find you funny Inc. Bring me more humor.
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