The One Velocity/Confidential Thread

[Guest I'm That Damn Zzzzz]

I didn't see one of these yet.

Johnni Stamboli just defeated Tajiri in the Main Event.

 

Confidential preview:

Wrestlemania hype, Torrie Wilson about her Playboy shoot.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Jimmy Hart Biography! Woo!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well...FUNAKI~! beat Noble, which kicked at least 15 kinds of ass.

 

JIMMY HART~! Booyah!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I'm surprised Will hasn't mentioned his faveorite bully's new hair-do

[Guest Nevermortal]

Wow....I had no idea that Jimmy Hart was in a popular rock group.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I am sorry, but I can no longer buy Bill DeMott as a legit bully. He was squashed like a bitch against Taker. He's no bully, he's a jobber!

[Guest LatinoHeat]

could they make that trivia question any easier?

 

btw, the question was "who is a perfect 10-0 at wrestlemania?"

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I wonder what AL~! thinks.

[Guest Eagan469]

Arnold! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Guest Will Scarlet]

OMG~! RHYTHM & BLUES~! *marks the fuck out* BOOYAH~!

[Guest Eagan469]

DDP driving the car at Mania VI! *marks out*

[Guest tpww7]

Why is everyone marking out for a recap of a confidential recapping ddp driving a car?

[Guest Eagan469]

oh yeah, they dubbed over "Hunka Hunka Honkey Love" with Honkey Tonk Man's Anthology/Piledriver song in that segment for whatever reason

[Guest Nevermortal]

Dino Bravo!

[Guest Nevermortal]

I wonder what AL~! thinks.

I don't know....what do I think?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Why is everyone marking out for a recap of a confidential recapping ddp driving a car?

 

Because it's...D...D...P! Uh..I think. *shrug* I'm not watching, so I don't really know.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Wow, Danny Davis. Never thought I'd see that mentioned again on WWE TV.

 

Knoble/Funaki was a good match, but why in the hell is Knoble jobbing to Funaki (Emperor of the Jobbers) on Velocity?

[Guest Nevermortal]

This Burger King commercial annoys me.

 

What fucking respectable Italian family has Burger King at a Sunday dinner? NOT A ONE, GOD DAMMIT!

[Guest tpww7]

why did Jeff Hardy have to say he had sex in a tree?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"In the shower w/ Bradshaw. Wait, is this going to be on TV?"

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Jeff segment? What was it?

 

*turns on the TV* VIVA LA RAZA~!

 

Edit: Never mind, I found out. Why the fuck did I miss that?

[Guest HartFan86]

FUCK! First time I haven't tape Confidential since the beginning of the show...I'm sick as hell and been sleeping most of the day...oh well.

[Guest tpww7]

You didnt miss much Hartfan, Jimmy segment was decent at best, rest sucked.

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

The Chavo/Eddie segment was kinda humorous in a stereotypical way.

[Guest tpww7]

Matt just said it best....how much influence you have in the WWE, and the Guerrero segment was a repeat.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Why is everyone marking out for a recap of a confidential recapping ddp driving a car?

 

Because I was a HUGE Rhythm & Blues fan.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Usually, I like Velocity, but with playing the entire Vince v. Hogan feud on one show, I was turned off.

 

Noble v. Funaki rocked, but the rest sucked hard.