Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Maybe it was someone who blew their big, breakout promo. Maybe they botched a critical (for storyline purposes) promo. Maybe the writers flubbed the promo on someone's big introductory vignette. Maybe they just sucked on the mic and made an ass of themselves. List the worst ones here. Shane McMahon's "World Cookie Wussy" promo -- To kick off his feud with Kurt Angle, Shane-O-Mac delivered this weird promo. This was back when WCW was still babyface, yet the crowd died about halfway through. Memorable quote: "C also stands for Cookie, and that's okay with me." Ludvig Borga -- "America's supposed to be land of milk and honey. But down here, it stinks funny." Lita, and, um, and, like, Chyna -- Some people were actually looking forward to this match, but the two girls blew it in their first "challenge" promo. Memorable quote: "No, really, I want a match with you." HHH's comeback promo -- After soaking up a 5-minute standing ovation when he came back from the quad tear, HHH drops this forgettable promo. "For those of you who don't know, let me remind you as to just who the hell I am." Then he proceeds to just go through all of his tired nicknames and catchphrases. Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania -- Hogan seems to save his worst stuff for 'Mania. There was the "Hulkamania saving Donald Trump from falling to the center of the Earth" one; the WM 6 one, which actually was WORSE than ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S promo; WM 5 also had some weird Donald Trump shit in it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 /me looks at the Flair set, and sense the *shockmaster*! Come on guys, you can't get worse than this, close the thread now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 30, 2003 "They call me the Shockmaster....hey, you wanna piece of me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 lol, nice one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted March 30, 2003 HHH's comeback promo -- After soaking up a 5-minute standing ovation when he came back from the quad tear, HHH drops this forgettable promo. "For those of you who don't know, let me remind you as to just who the hell I am." Then he proceeds to just go through all of his tired nicknames and catchphrases. There was nothing wrong with this. Triple H said "I am the game and I am that damn good.." Then Angle came out almost right after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I remember him saying that, 'let me remind you as to just who the hell I am' drop the 'as to'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted March 30, 2003 HHH's comeback promo -- After soaking up a 5-minute standing ovation when he came back from the quad tear, HHH drops this forgettable promo. "For those of you who don't know, let me remind you as to just who the hell I am." Then he proceeds to just go through all of his tired nicknames and catchphrases. There was nothing wrong with this. Triple H said "I am the game and I am that damn good.." Then Angle came out almost right after. I just thought that after 8 months off he would get his first line right. But you're right, there are worse HHH ones. Like the one where Cactus Jack challenged him to a Hell in a Cell match. Not only did HHH forget his lines in the middle of the promo (After he says, "You retire. That's it, it's over," he pauses for a few seconds and you can see him trying to think), he delivered that cool line: "I will end your 15-year career. I will END...YOUR...CAREER! And....it will be over." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 30, 2003 ::Points to Wrestling Polls and Lists folder:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crux Report post Posted March 30, 2003 H's promo against Kane explaining who knows about Katie Vick...how there was a crash... I then fell asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Lita, and, um, and, like, Chyna -- Some people were actually looking forward to this match, but the two girls blew it in their first "challenge" promo. Memorable quote: "No, really, I want a match with you." I agree with that one. I loved their match (probably the only one on this board who does), but that promo was ass. Worst (and funniest) promo ever would be Yamaguchi-San's on Val Venis back in 98. He says something like: "Val Venis...you are not...half a man...Yamaguchi-San is...and there will be no more...Hello Babies...LADIES...I'm gonna...SLAP YOU!!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted March 30, 2003 RVD is one of my favs, but the one where he was impersonating Ric Flair was sooo bad. It was hilarious just how bad it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 RVD is one of my favs, but the one where he was impersonating Ric Flair was sooo bad. It was hilarious just how bad it was. Thanks a lot candadian chick for reminding me of that god awful RVD promo on Flair. Sometimes a promo is just so freakin bad that you just bust out laughing or you feel embarrassed for that person. RVD with his words and that dumb ass Flair strut was horrendous. Another terrible one i remember is when Sid Justice had been jealous of Hogan and turned heel, he was in the barbershop and just went nuts and tore everything apart. It would have been a pretty good intense promo.....................had it not been that Sid had baby powder all over his damn face when he was done and looking into the camera. That promo is on Wrestlemania 8 when they're getting ready for Hogan vs. Sid, and to tis day i die laughing when i watch it cause he just looks so retarded, he doesnt seem to even know he had the powder coevering his face, and you can hear people cracking up in the crowd. A true classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hulk Hogan Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Brother, you are not a Hulkamaniac if you say I have the worst promos, brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted March 30, 2003 ::Points to Wrestling Polls and Lists folder:: Points to a sign that says you're a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Not all time, but recently, Brock has just been topping his own shittyness everytime he grabs a mic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hulk Hogan Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Earl Hebner....Bob Barron is a loser, brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "LukeWarm" Report post Posted March 30, 2003 The live Sid promo from the 1st in your house when he messed up and asked ross to start over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I would also be remiss to not mention Steve "Where is the camera exactly" Blackman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 30, 2003 ::Points to Wrestling Polls and Lists folder:: Points to a sign that says you're a loser. Well that's what the folder is for- threads like this. That folder doesn't get much hits so it's better to post it there instead of WWE folder. That make sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted March 30, 2003 No. Because this is essentially the same thread as the ones from all weekend. Wrestler who tried hardest to be cool...tried hardest and failed...etc. It's the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 30, 2003 And they all belong in the Wrestling Polls and Lists folder so as not to clog up this folder and give that folder some hits. Plus the point of that folder IS for threads like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I remember one in WCW when Goldberg was heel. He had just attacked Hulk Hogan the week before so Horace Hogan came out to cut a promo against Goldberg and challenge him to a match. Horace is going through this sympathetic promo and the crowd is dead, then Goldberg(the heel) comes out and the crowd pops huge for him. I kind of felt bad for Horace, but I found the whole thing to be hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Brother, you are not a Hulkamaniac if you say I have the worst promos, brother! *stones Hogan* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Mike Awesome in ECW. "Hey Spike, I knocked your girlfriends teeth...right down her fucking throat! I've been in this business for twelve years...BUSTIN MY ASS!" Awesome them proceeds to make the worst face ever... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I remember one in WCW when Goldberg was heel. He had just attacked Hulk Hogan the week before so Horace Hogan came out to cut a promo against Goldberg and challenge him to a match. Horace is going through this sympathetic promo and the crowd is dead, then Goldberg(the heel) comes out and the crowd pops huge for him. I kind of felt bad for Horace, but I found the whole thing to be hilarious. That was hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Not all time, but recently, Brock has just been topping his own shittyness everytime he grabs a mic. Oh, I don't know. I don't find most of Brock's promos actively bad, but I certainly wouldn't look askance at someone who listed that whole "goal-oriented" sit-down interview thing. That was really quite disturbing. All his other promos tend to be so perversely lecherous he gets away with it, but the goal-oriented one didn't make sense. Any Taker promo when he starts rambling about big dogs in yards is pretty bad. And I fucking hated all of Paul Heyman's "BROCK LESNAR CANNOT BEAT THE BIG SHOW" promos. Oh, wait, I just remembered all the Hardyz and Lita promos. They redefined suck. The Filthy Animals were terrible on the mic too, I just wanted to slap them. Ooh wait, the Cat too. Actually, were there any good promo guys left in WCW by the end? And don't say Sanders, because his schtick got monotonous very quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hulk Hogan Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Brother, you are not a Hulkamaniac if you say I have the worst promos, brother! *stones Hogan* Triple H, brotha, you're Papacita, brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 30, 2003 ::Paging treble charged:: Oh and Hulk Hogan has never delievered the worst promo ever. He could say the zaniest shit, but his charisma was so huge that he could make it watchable. Juxtapose that with Owern Hart fucking up the biggest promo of his career. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Anybody remember the great Sid Vicious in WCW promo that went like this: Sid ----- "Kevin Nash, I have HALF the brain.....that you do" *Nash and Hall look at each and start laughing hysterically at what Sid just said to the point that they could barely finish the promo* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Brother, you are not a Hulkamaniac if you say I have the worst promos, brother! *stones Hogan* Triple H, brotha, you're Papacita, brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
