The One and Only Nash Injury Pool

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I say he'll hurt himself the first time he puts forth an effort to wrestle which will be his first PPV appearance.

[Guest Choken One]

I will go with the He doesn't get injured pick...

[Guest edge-o-matic]

Next week's Raw, while doing an in-ring promo. He will lift the mic to his mouth and tear his tricep. While he runs around in circles in pain, he will tear his quad. HHH will run down to help with the EMTs and trip over Kevin's hairbrush, left haphazardly on the ramp, busting a kneecap.

[Guest Choken One]

You people try to fucking hard with your unfunny jokes...

[Guest edge-o-matic]

Yep.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Nash will be out 3-6 weeks after he runs out of conditioner and needs time to "re-build the base".

[Guest Ram]

The RAW after Backlash.

 

He won't wrestle until then anyway.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Nash should just put a wig on Test and tell him to wrestle for him. Kinda like a Stunt Man. He can be the Crash Test Dummy. YAY.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I say tonight he walks down the aisle as Diesel.........walks up the steps into the ring and twists his ankle in the process, but he shakes that off. On his way to stepping over the top rope he pulls his groin.....but he's ok.........and when he does his Big Daddy Cool pose and the pyro hits, he doesnt expect it so he gets startled and his knee buckes and Nash tears his ACL stepping backwards. Then HBK walks in the ring while Nash is laying on the ground screaming in agony and cuts a promo about how the clique is standing tall and cant be taken down.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

WHY NOT JUST USE ANOTHER YOUNG GUY INSTEAD OF A

45 YEAR OLD F*CK LIKE NASH!?!?!?!??!

 

It's because Vince believes NOSTAGLIA~! = ratings, and feels that by bringing back Diesel, he's playing to his core audience who have all those good memories of Diesel's mammothly successful title reign because the fans obviously want to remember the good old days.

 

Alas, since this won't lead to the returns of Sid, Tatanka, and King Mabel, then I don't care for it.

 

Oh yeah, and I say he'll be back injured within 4 weeks.

[Guest candie45]

Maybe he'll be sent to Smackdown so Brock can play bendy with his neck.

 

Nah, I don't wish the guy injury, just a speedy retirement.

[Guest ViciousFish]

I say tonight he walks down the aisle as Diesel.........walks up the steps into the ring and twists his ankle in the process, but he shakes that off. On his way to stepping over the top rope he pulls his groin.....but he's ok.........and when he does his Big Daddy Cool pose and the pyro hits, he doesnt expect it so he gets startled and his knee buckes and Nash tears his ACL stepping backwards. Then HBK walks in the ring while Nash is laying on the ground screaming in agony and cuts a promo about how the clique is standing tall and cant be taken down.

Its not like the Clique ever loses matches so if Big Daddy Fool ever makes it to another match without an injury he'll totally dominate EVERYONE. That is until he meets up with HHH and HBK in a Triple Threat which will last until the armageddon without a clear and concise victor. The world will come to an end with the same match still happening and Benoit and Lesnar waiting to go out so Benoit can win his first World Championship.

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

I'll take Badd Blood, but it will probably happen earlier, I'm just taking it cause no one else has. If he doesn't injure himself by then, he will likely play a big part in the first Raw PPV (smell the buyrates!) and over exert himself.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Around Memorial Day weekend.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

When he faces HHH, he will be hit by water when Hunter spits, and melt like the wicked Witch.

[Guest notJames]

They need to bring back the wheelchair...

 

Coach Kevin Nash managing John Cena would be FABULOUS.

Let's see:

 

Up-and-coming superstar with tons of potential, a good look, decent wrestling skills, and a gimmick that is finally gaining momentum…

 

… and you want to saddle him with a 45-year-old lumbering politicking pile of shit and conditioner in a wheelchair, with a working mic in his hand?!?

 

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

They need to bring back the wheelchair...

 

Coach Kevin Nash managing John Cena would be FABULOUS.

Let's see:

 

Up-and-coming superstar with tons of potential, a good look, decent wrestling skills, and a gimmick that is finally gaining momentum…

 

… and you want to saddle him with a 45-year-old lumbering politicking pile of shit and conditioner in a wheelchair, with a working mic in his hand?!?

 

Maybe he'll break his jaw, or tear his lip while speaking.

[Guest Choken One]

Put NASH WITH Test...form a tag team...

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Put NASH WITH Test...form a tag team...

And call it what exactly?

 

Hoss Boredline Express?